
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I'm feminine and love my heels and nice lingerie so hopefully you'll be a fan too.
Stimulation, for me, starts with the mind so if you are unable to string a decent sentence together, are not a fan of good conversation or your first message consists of what you would like to do to me sexually then we probably will not click.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect and Christian grey tendencies xxxx
Hi, I'm single looking for fun and excitement in my life.
I want to explore my naughty wild side and would like someone to show me the way.
Now here is where you all run away, to described me, I am what most people would call voluptuous, buxom and curvy.
Sorry not into threesomes or same sex coupling.
anyone black, Asian or mixed race PLEASE do not message me so to save my time and yours respect my wishes. Id like to add im not a racist.
So if you don't mind your ladies with curves in all the right places give me nudge.
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I can have fun with. I particularly love the idea of a confident slightly dominating man in bed or a guy who would maybe willing to explore my fantasies x
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
Ok im a beautiful sassy Italian blonde who is looking for some action with a stunning fit handsome man, is that you?????? Seriously lol I am a mum of a very special child. I am also working hard down the gym with my trainer to get the strength to keep up with one of you lucky guys lol ... I have had allot of experience with relationships and I now know which men I should not have gone for. I am a happy go lucky girl and would like entertainment , good fun, fine food , respect, good conversation with a man who is honest moralistic and truthful i do not like lies!. I am a very spiritual girl and am looking to regain the light I have lost in my life over the last 10 years. But first I want lots of FUN!!!! am I for you?
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of energy and I am a tactile and a sensual person. I would love to have sex with a well endowed male with girth as it feels so good, and a female with big breasts but realise I may not get this. I hope to find people that are reasonably near to me as don't like driving much. Anything else you would like to know please ask. I also like light bondage and spanking but nothing heavy.
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...