
Just looking for a bit of fun, new to this so bare with me with replying! Want a real man who knows what he's doing ;) No I don't want to dress you up as a girl I'm kinky but defo not like that....!! Also I am NOT interested in men who have girlfriends/wife's...stop coming on these sites and show your woman some lovin'!
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
..Im changing my profile again sorry as wellas getting slated by a guy on this site that thinks it disgusting that i prefer younger guys as ive put age range so dont want to offend any guy over the age of 40!! If your interested in me fine but please dont waste my time and yours if you want to play games messaging ringing ect and then nothing! .Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...live covent garden and brighton for night... life .Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now ....and again go with the flow and just .be upfront and honest .
I have just received two messages offering me money not amused before you message me please read my profile .Here goes if we message and we get on great and meet up but if not interested dont waste my time i wont waste yours arranging to meet then dont bother if want to play games fine not with me havent the time not interested in me not a prob each to there own....Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free I will be honest i do prefer the company of younger guys . .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...love covent garden and brighton for night... life.Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now
and again as i work three nights enjoy gym ect and we all like our space and see where it goes all i ask is be upfront and honest
Hey..looking for a GENTLEMAN, preferably older than myself.... well endowed, intelligent and cool who is respectful to others....im petite, blonde, curvy with a pretty face. I AM as described and have more pics. I'm looking for meets, have met couples and a few select guys ! I love to laugh, im passionate, and kind..... i treat people with respect. Need to get to know someone, connect, and if all feels good then meet for drinks and fun xx Ps. Size really does matter to me ! x
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Shopping List
Single / Seperated / Divorced only
White Caucasian
Quite like tall as I'm 5ft 5 flat so 5ft 9 onwards
Professional
Well spoken no accent
Non Smoker
Intelligent
Funny
Great body
Good looking
Own Home
Solvent
Independent
Local
Want to be treated well and spoilt i like attention taken out, wined and dined, see new things shown and taught as well as a great lover
But i can wait and be patient x
Ok so im just looking for a bit if fun....nsa ....with an attractive guy in local area....nothing complicated!!
few drinks...bit of a laugh. I suppose ideally I'm looking for......chemistry ......that raw animal
magnetism....where you can't take your hands off each other.....just looking at each other turns you on.....
Will supply more photos.....if you take my fancy!!!ha ha
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
Happily Married so just looking for chat and a giggle, hubby knows i am on here, so nothing to hide from my end,. but i appreciate that may not always be the case for others, so discretion assured :-D
The end game for me is to potentially meet up with someone who takes my fancy, with my husbands approval of course!
This is the exception rather than the rule though, I am not here to shag around. .. if your profile picture is your cock, then instantly not interested, I like to see who I am chatting to at the off!