Me! Easy going, love to laugh and have a giggle. Dont take things to seriously.
Hate being lied to! We all have a past, buts that what it should be. In the past!!!
single lady looking for fun, i would prefer to meet someone for regular meets but if i happen to meet someone who ticks all the right boxes who knows where it may go. cannot accommodate.
ON MY HOLS AS OF THIS AFTERNOON 22 07 2014.... Be good and play nicely.
I am a warm hearted good natured BBW .... that means very curvy,.... see profile pic... OH YOU HAVE already???? not fat and obese although I have gone down a dress size in the last 10 days due to the hot weather...looking to lose more, hopefully not from the boobs though.
I am seeking a guy in the age range of 59.... to NO upper limit. I do have a fondness for men who are very well built as in Overweight, Big, HUGE range....and please be aware I am NOT talking about your appendage... so if you are slim, slender, average, built like a whippet it will be a No....
Like most women I prefer a man to be taller than me and I am 5ft 8- 9ins... not too sure.
I am not looking for a LTR but certainly not one night stands.... maybe 2-3 times a week for mutual enjoyment.... and no smokers please.... I have a wheezy chest and those boobs are heavy so smoke will just add to my misery... lol
I like to think I can hold a conversation, am...
Hi
Looking for an honest, genuine, tall, dark and fit guy who is single and available with no baggage and a face pic rather than the cock.
Good conversation, humour and manners are an asset as wll well as appreciated.
Anyone married .........not interested
Living with ex..............not interested
Cross dresser..............not interested, no one borrows my stockings and undies.
Threesomes well..........not interested, just greedy and obviously those wanting them are never satisfied with one person and they are inadequate performing.
Thanks for reading.
X
Love being single but miss the romantic encounters
Conversation with witty, articulate men who are preferably not significantly attached and who can either accommodate or don't mind hoteling it once in a while, step this way. The general idea is, we chat, we chat a little bit more, we exchange pictures and then if I still like you we meet. Friends first. Benefits to follow!
Just looking to chat at the moment.
NOT into under 50's
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my filters kick in.
PLEASE gentlemen do not ask me to chat if you have no profile or picture it is like chatting to a ghost
What to say?? Before I start I will be honest and say that I am aware I don't always reply to messages, and I apologise for that. It's nothing personal to any of you..... sometime I am just chronically unsociable and am just here to 'browse'. Not after anything complicated. Been there, done that and it's not really what I'm after right now, although never say never I suppose, given the right circumstances anything is possible.... Making new friends and possibly having a bit of fun in the process is fine with me, maybe pushing my own personal boundaries as far as sexual experiences go as well. I don't really have a 'type' as such. If I find you attractive, you make me laugh, I find you fun in any way or you grab my interest. I guess that makes you my type :) I do have a preference for someone between a 33 - 43 age range, although I suppose that's negotiable for the right person ;) I'm naturally disorganised and mildly forgetful... :) So if we been chatting and you don't hear from me, let me know. Probabililty is I've thought about a reply but never actually sent...
Quiet n shy till I get to know someone
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message.
If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give my number out kik only!!!!!
I don't picture swap or video swap. Anything I want u to see will be on here
I'm not here for u to experiment with nor am I here to tend to your fantasies.
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-looking ideally for a FB regular sex is so much better when you can ride the waves together rather than wham bam thank you mam
Single Men aged 24 to 38 only.
White,
NOT into skinny men so don't try I don't want to offend
will NOT meet smokers sorry!
Need to be at least 5ft 11,
SINGLE,
smell good,
be hygienic and this means personal hygiene very clean , have cleaned your teeth that day and bathed or showered !!! . If we're going to get down deep and dirty you need to...
Voluptuous bbw, Enjoys lots of sexual attention and given. Prefer my man to be smooth down below. Love aftershave(a real turn on).
I'm a laid back festival loving girl with curves. if you would like to know more drop me a message. X
Voluptuous Bbw, if you like wobbly bits i,m your women.Please don,t arrange to meet thinking i,m exaggerating about my size. Enjoy receiving lots of attention and love giving . Will squirt/gush if you get me really aroused. love my man to be smooth and smelling nice. Please show your face, your more likely get a reply.
I want a guy who is different from the norm and Im not talking about the bedroom. I like a guy who is intelligent. Dresses well and smells good and looks after himself. Must be tall and a non smoker. Must be over 50. Not into young guys. I know this may sound rather off putting to a lot of guys but this is what turns me on. Sorry but not interested in a married guy as not much fun being second choice all the time. At the end of the day, it is all down to mutual attraction - saves a lot of time wasting. I want to be wined and dined and be kept amused by your personality and charm. I really would like a relationship, intially not 24/7 but who knows we might get along very well and that could alter. In return we will have a very exciting liaison. Full of fun, intrigue and good sex. I am very tactile. I have a warm nature, although reading my profile it doesnt seem to come over that way. Also I like to wear nice lingerie, stockings and heels.
I'm an attractive hard working girl who likes to take care of her herself and always look her best for the man she is with. Sometimes a bit difficult to meet a man in the normal way because of a busy lifestyle so I thought I would give this a try!
I'm looking for a gorgeous guy with a sense of humour who can make life fun! Must be intelligent and also able to hold a descent conversation. How hard can it be?
Not looking for loads of dates prefer quality to quantity and who knows where it may lead?
I do realise this is a site for "grown ups" but if your married or just after one night stands please pass by.
Looking for friendship. I've been badly hurt by my last Dom who I trusted and who betrayed that trust so I'm looking for people to be friends with and regain some trust and see what develops. Please. Only single or unattached. I've no tolerance for married or Co habitors.
Im not looking for a girl/boy friend relationship, im not a sub and im not looking for a dom im just looking for a man who is into pleasure and bondage (giving, receiving or both), the bondage is optional if you are not into it thats not a problem, i am not into the BDSM scene just looking for a like minded friend with benefits to have regular fun with.
please do not start off your messages to me asking to meet me we need to chat first, get to know each other before we meet, im sure you have heard of the dangers of meeting strangers over the internet, ideally im looking for a man who is clothes size XL or bigger thats my type of man a well rounded man is a turn on a six pack is a turn off, he must live local to Southampton has i cannot travel or accommodate, im only looking for a man who is close to my own age (40-50). I am looking for a friend with benefits abit more than a fuck buddy, it would be nice to have a new friend in my life but we also have mutual,...
who wants to play a game .......
A single BBW woman,size18-20/C-Cup. I'm looking for clean,safe,non-smoking respectful guys ideally aged 40-55yrs old for some fun loving summertime madness!:).
I will not be tied up,blindfold or heavily dominated though.
Willing to travel not host.
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first possibly develop into something special later). I am a real person who is interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey. Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I respond to polite messages, winks are deleted and I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...