
People with 'cock pics' for their profile pic need not message me as I find they are what theyre showing - A total Dick!!! I find it quite insulting really as youre assuming i'm gonna be ok with u flashing ur (usually small and ugly) bits - and it does the complete opposite of what im assuming the intenton is - its a total turn off!! So.........................no dick pics!!!! At the risk of soundling like a right picky bitch (after all this is the bit when i say what I want and don't want) please do not send me any of those 'sexy scenarios'!! Everyone that does it thinks theyr'e being unique - erm ur not!! Its not a turn on and i dont even read them anymore - if u wanna get to know me chat to me - by telling me ur gonna give me the best sex of my life or orgasms that are gonna have me screaming and writhing in ecstasy (ur words not mine) then I lose interest straight away and ur attempt at being sexy kinda falls flat!! And as for what I do want - ask me!!! Talk to me - I wont...
I am blonde, sexy and totally slutty - I'm sure the men (and few women) from this site that I had to abuse me will vouch for me! My (straight) boyfriend will be there to watch. I can't accommodate, but happy to go to a hotel or travel. Friday and Saturday nights work best for me in general, but can do other times on occasions. No sex. No oral. No wanking. Yes, I know that is restrictive. Sorry! However, if you are interested in tying me up (I'm starting to develop a real fetish for chains!), gagging me and blindfolding me and would like to gently cane/whip me and then fuck me with a dildo, then get in touch. I will cum and cum and cum and god, do I moan! Very interested in unusual locations - I fantasize about disused warehouses. May be interested in an audience too.
Oh goodness not really sure what to write. I am 51 5ft 5 tall with out my high heels on. I am a school teacher quite shy and also married. I feel a bit guilty about being here but my husband is always abroad working so I get a bit fed up at times
I like to wear nice feminine clothes always skirts or dresses (never slacks) and high heels when appropriate.
Looking to chat to older men just for chat .
Oh I forgot to add I have blonde shoulder length hair and blue eyes
I guess the wildest thing I have done is when I did not meet up with a group of friends in London I some how got a bit tipsy in a bar and was chatted up by a group of foreign elderly business men in a hotel bar
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Looking for a guy who wants some unselfish, filthy fun. I aim to please and you need to do so too. There are two people involved in sex, if you aren't aware of that then please jog on. I am not really interested in anyone under the age of 25 regardless of what your experience might be. Please don't bother me if you are in a relationship or married. I am not really into banging all and sundry so would like a lover that I can experiment with etc. I should point out that although you maybe spontaneous I will suggest we meet initially on mutual ground just to ensure you are who you say you are and we actually fancy each other otherwise it just gets awkward. Anyway if you've chosen to read through my waffle, feel free to message me. For the record I am looking for a fuck buddy, friends with benefits type scenario. One night stands are not for me, unless you're shit then it's not a one night stand you're just not great in bed! For your information, I'm 5'1 and size 14.
I am a slim sexy busty but dominant woman who's wants to try something different so
I need a good looking,smart,educated but very kinky well endowed man to seduce me,play with me getting up to all sorts of kinky fun and ultimately fuck me
while MY HUSBAND IS MADE TO WATCH! And watch ONLY!
if your up to it get in touch
I CAN ONLY DO MONDAY DAY TIMES SHORT NOTICE/OCCASIONALLY DUE TO MY WORK
NO ONE LINERS OR CRUDE COMMENTS WILL BE ANSWERED
YOU MUST BE CLEAN POLITE,WELL MANNERED,NON SMOKER
IM NOT ON HERE FOR CHAT AND AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A RELATIONSHIP
MEET FOR A DRINK FIRST AND SEE HOW WE GET ON
PS GUYS I DONT LIKE HAIRY OK!!!!
AND MY HUSBAND WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME OK!