
July 2014 - away now till 12th August We are a couple, one all woman and the other a reasonable imitation (transvestite).......one who prefers to be referred to in the female form, e.g. she not he.............we don't do phone sex, cyber, text etc., just interested in arranging meets with fit guys. Time wasters.......if you ever met them, you'd shoot them! Stay away, please. Barb once had sex in a 1960 mini cooper with two guys but her days of car sex are over! Olivia is a TV, she and I meet as a (female) couple, evening meets at our place only........interested in guys who aren't completely straight and comfortable with a TV actively joining in. We have a preference for smooth, slim guys, very clean shaven faces, showered.......and definitely no beer bellies. Thanks
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
I'm looking for someone under 40 for a lighthearted relationship for fun and friendship. You must be able to hold a decent conversation, have a good sense of humour and physically fit.
I like sci-fi films and horror . Love good coffee and a decent red. I've backpacked a lot, still do and love mountain walking . Not desperate , will send a photo if we get on. Very fussy, just know what I like. Must also be unattached.
If you don't think I'm too feisty for you come and chat.
I am looking for casual, non exclusive relationships. I am a confident, happy, well-adjusted 40 year old. I have blonde hair, big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (spot the movie)! I signed up to the site 'older for younger' so I am not looking for anyone older than me. I like guys younger than me (not under 22), or near my own age. No exceptions - god loves a trier I know, but everyone has a type. If you're an older guy who ignores this and contacts me anyway, don't be surprised to get the brush off. I also prefer skinny/a little muscle - too many pies is not my thing. If you have no information on your profile, or no pictures, and you message me something inane like 'do you like younger guys then?' or 'hi hun' or 'up for sum fun' - chances are you won't get a response. Just saying. I love having sex (it's true what they say about hitting 40!), and I am willing to try (or have tried) most things. I am not into one night stands (I get to know people before I have sex with them),...
im a down to earth woman, easy going and friendly. love to have a laugh. like cosy nights in with a bottle or two. i love to pleasure a guy. love fun stuff whenever my mood takes me. especially fun outdoors, so if i sound your kind of woman then get in touch! oh and by the way guys, a first message is not can you fuck me! and guys in their 60s, please dont message me
I'm looking for excitement and passion with a handsome and intelligent lover. I'm not looking for one night stands, but someone I can see on a regular basis who makes me tingle with anticipation. I keep myself very fit and expect the same in my man. I love dancing, flirting and long, slow, sensual kisses. A sense of humor and gentlemanly charm always goes a long way with me! I am unable to travel far, so am looking for someone fairly local or someone who is in the area regularly. If you think you have that special something I'm looking for, then send me a message. X
I'm looking for no strings attached fun....all ages , but only male. I'm horny all the time, maybe older but can keep up with the best! I don't do beards or moustaches, chaffed skin, no way thanks ! I try to look smart, but under the exterior I can be trailer trash too! I love socialising , drinks with friends etc . Family comes first that's why I want NSA. I like to get up to all sorts in the bedroom, straight sex, tie up, sex toys, I like to often take the lead, being older I know what I want ! I love all ages, must be legal though..haha. Im quite curvy so need a bit of handling I ain't no rosebud, I'm in full bloom right now! I love sex outdoors with the risk of being caught, car sex really turns me on, I love a uniform, role play etc...I'm not into sicko stuff, you bite me you gonna get bit back, but I do like tongue stuff, if a man can use that as good as his dick then he the boy for me! I do not live in ottery I live in Taunton !!
First - ladies I'm straight....
Right clearly I have to make the below clearer. I'm not interested in one male nor am I trying to match you guys and take you to my bedroom. This is not about me finding a f*k buddy I don't need to go online to find that.. Trust me... It's two of you or nothing preferably friends but seeing how this goes I may just move on to the next item on my list. Tibet here I come... Giving this a week...
Ok so here is what I'm looking for doubtfully I find it but it has been on my bucked list for far too long and seeing I'm almost turning forty just about the time I at least try..
Three in bed (not sure I could handle 3 guys so that includes me as well..).
I'm not looking for a female to join just two sane guys, preferably straight, round my age, slim and have I mentioned sane? Not sure what else to say as in my mind it all requires plenty of mutual respect and reassurance the line won't get crossed..
Winks and any messages unrelated to the above will get deleted and...
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Just looking for uncomplicated regular fun, not in to one night stands - they are never as good in reality as in the imagination. It takes time to get to know someones body for the real sparks to fly.
I have a very high sex drive - way too high to be a bit on the side or just one of a few ;-)
If things develop in to something more than all the better but I'm not really looking for that. Want someone who takes up little head space and makes me smile.
If you want to know anything else then just ask.
The following may sound grumpy but better to have things clear now than wasting time.
Not in to anal, married, smokers, pain or cross-dressers.
Also if you have sex act photos on show here I am guessing you either want a threesome with the female - not for me - or you are getting sorted and want some extra - my sex drive is way too high to be an extra ;-) - or bizarrely you feel the need to prove you know where to put it lol In any of those I'm...
hi im a single mum of 3, my children are my world come 1st at all times, im a pro singer just getting back into it after time out to bring up the children.i like to go see bands or a dvd and a drink cuddled up, not into one night stands looking for something more on a one to one with the right man ! i do not date married men so dont message me thank you !!! neither do i date guys over 52 so again thank you but i would rather you didnt clog up my in box as im not interested thank you and good luck x OH and sorry if you have no picture pleease dont message me either !!!!!