I'm big, busty and beautiful BBW, looking for a sexy hot man to satisfy my high sex drive. I'm looking for a friends with benefits arrangement as I usually find one nighters either don't satisfy me or simply leave me wanting more.
If you don't have a face pic on your profile, that's fine, I don't either for privacy reasons, however I will expect to see one before I agree to meet. I'm gonna be real honest and shallow about this because it's about sex after all! If I was after an average looking guy with a great personality I'd join eharmony!
Ps: I realise this site is about sex but please, no dick pics! Sex isn't just about genitalia, it's about seduction and sensuality.
PPs: SINGLE men only and no one over 40!. Those are my rules, stop thinking you're so special that I'll make an exception for you!
About me:
I'm Scottish (if I could vote,it would be 'no')
I'm a passionate, sensual person. I'm large (size 22-24) I know I'm ugly and I'm fat
(hiding my wobbly tum and thighs in my photo) but I have curves.
I don't consider myself as sexy or good looking....neither apply to me....
I DO consider myself a sapiosexual, I have brains and intelligence, I'm polite, reliable, trustworthy, discrete, good sense of humour, and I'm good company.
Having studied art and design for 4 years, I got a Diploma in Graphic Design. I love art and painting and creating is my fuel...any artists out there, feel free to say hi.
I love film, music, coffee, and reading.
I adore sex too...which leads to.....
What I'm looking for:
In a nutshell: Genuine, NSA safe fun, no hassle, no complications, and no time wasters!
More specifically: Ideally someone aged 40-55 (However, I've re-discovered that younger men are rather polite and very pleasurable)
A genuine, non judgmental, educated, polite man, who is intelligent, has good sense of humour, compassion, creativity and manners and can also grasp the use the English language ( none of this " hw r u? text talk) text talk doesn't...
I'm a young, single, hard working professional looking for more of a work/ life balance and some people to help me achieve that! I'm fun, quite sporty, can be spontaneous and lead quite a busy life. Can always find space in the diary though.. I am looking for single men only.
Hi All,
I'm just looking to meet some new people, have a chat and see where it goes.
If we have a connection and decide to meet then this would be good.
Was Collared so thanks for looking, I won't be needing any advice, decided to see what else is out their as I guess size really does mater
I have a busy and happy life. Love music, dancing and films. Always good to have me time. Looking for chilled, fun times with someone I like, who likes me and where there's a spark! Nothing too heavy but prefer regular as it improves with time. I love kissing...
im a fun loving girl a little bit shy at times but dont like 2 b messed around
woudnt mind coples ffm mmf tied up pussy eating
so there no time wasted I DO NOT DO ANLE OR WATERSPORTS
.I am looking for one man only..a friend and lover for a discreet relationship, please do not waste my time if you are on here for one-off !
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Looking for a guy who wants some unselfish, filthy fun. I aim to please and you need to do so too. There are two people involved in sex, if you aren't aware of that then please jog on. I am not really interested in anyone under the age of 25 regardless of what your experience might be. Please don't bother me if you are in a relationship or married. I am not really into banging all and sundry so would like a lover that I can experiment with etc. I should point out that although you maybe spontaneous I will suggest we meet initially on mutual ground just to ensure you are who you say you are and we actually fancy each other otherwise it just gets awkward. Anyway if you've chosen to read through my waffle, feel free to message me. For the record I am looking for a fuck buddy, friends with benefits type scenario. One night stands are not for me, unless you're shit then it's not a one night stand you're just not great in bed! For your information, I'm 5'1 and size 14.
Well, this could be a horrible mistake!!!!
I'm pretty hilarious, most of the time its completely unintentional.
Busy shift worker.
Looking for something casual and would go for something a bit more regular if we both had enough fun. Said man needs to be able to hold an intelligent conversation and I'm ABSOLUTELY going to need to go for drink or two before any clothes come off!
I'm a dress size 18 (occasionally 20) so if that's not your thing, no worries.
Oh, and if you have a wife/girlfriend I'm afraid it will be a no from me
Can't accom
Dimples has yet to add her profile.
Update: Dominant man or cpl required to teach me a lesson A bit of an exhibitionist at heart. And most definitely a voyeur (the sight of a cock or sexual activity really turns me on). Love to have my photo taken by a man (or woman) telling me what to do. A little submissive? Maybe. Not sure what I want so let's see where this goes Work in London but live in the counties
I like someone older than me to spend time with, dont really know what im looking for, just to talk and see what happens!
Good looking busty blonde, look younger than my years & very young at heart. Flexible & fit just not stick thin. Looking to have some mutual fun nights with decent gentlemen. So if your looking for something a little bit more decent than some on here I could be it. I joined date 4 sex, go out first then sexy fun after. ***Have to meet in public first off. I love sex and playing around but I'm not kinky so no gimp masks, swinging parties, golden showers etc for me thanks! Not here for penpals thanks seems a lot of you are all talk no action, shame. ;) Just because I am on a site for Sex/FWB does not automatically mean you be crass, crude and have bad manners, SO BE POLITE & respectful if you wish for me to respond. That's me if you don't like it move onto another profile where some old slapper I'm sure will. Thanking you :-) **** I'm not interested if your over 45 or married no point in messaging me. Nor if you have no substance by that I mean your life is mearly about "hanging out with your mates & football" only,...
A lover of life!..who likes to Dance like no one is watching...Sing like no one is listening...And live each day like its my LAST!!!..
Looking for Quality rather than Quantity!..One Amazing Guy to have fun with in and out of bed!
To enjoy fine wine..good food..And GREAT SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS...
SO...ONE HIT WONDERS NEED NOT APPLY!...XX
Looking for one lover, must be clean and smell good and a must is to have fresh breathe, I'm all those things so message and let's get to know each other's wants and needs :)
Myself, easy to get on with and enjoy meeting new people and experiencing new things. I am in a serious relationship with my partner and we do play together only. We are looking for bi/bi curious M F and Couples to play with and see where it leads to. We have both been involved in many encounters and looking to meet clean discreet respectable people like ourselves. If you want to know anything else then please get in contact, we are looking forward to chatting soon.
Cool woman seeks one cool man.
Can't accommodate but will travel within reason.
Prefer N. Londoners as its easier to meet up.
Hi! I'm half Italian, half-English, looking for good looking men to possibly have fun (and banter) with ( I am very selective, so if you don't have a picture, you probably won't get a reply, I need to see your face!). Although I understand due to work, some guys can't put their face up...but I find it uncomfortable rejecting people once a face pic has been e-mailed, so I am vastly avoiding faceless pics. I couldn't give a damn who sees me on here to be honest :-) Also, I can't really take a 'cock' pic seriously. Prefer talking to an actual face - haha! And 'webcam fun' does absolutely nothing for me, I prefer real life. I am a slim size 10 with curves in the right places. I frequent the gym, like to keep myself looking good and try not to look my age, although by no means high maintenance. I tend to go for younger men, but not exclusively. Am up for possible chats and drinks with guys with a bit of sex appeal about them, who have a good personality and are easy going like myself :-) By the way, I don't send out winks, so...