Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel. If you get an automated reply then yes, you've been filtered. Please don't continue to wink or message as I'll have to block which I don't like doing.
I'm a considerate, warm, affectionate and tactile person who adores the closeness of being with a man, whether it be in bed or just kissing in stolen moments.
I find it hard to meet during the day but can do some nights within reason.
Ideally you will want more than a notch on your bedpost but less than a wife - something inbetween is ideal
Sue x
PS. I'm having a rest for a...
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
Looking for a fuck buddy must be pretty much local not married/attached and be able to accommodate As I can't always accommodate. Must know how to make a woman squirt Because I love it Please don't be offended if I don't reply your Either not for me or too far away
I'm a horny little devil right now. In fact all day every day lately! I love middle of the night sex. I love to dress up in sexy undies but willing to dress up in pretty much anything I want hot sexy fun. Someone who will take control and tell me what they want. I want to be a dominatrix. Also someone who can be my sex slave . I love watching porn gets me right in the mood . I want someone to share and recreate all our wildest fantasies together. So don't just massage hi message me your wild fantasies and I'll see if you interest me? Or it's something I fancy joining you with!
Iam a little naughty but also nice . Looking for friend with benifits . Maybe somone who can teach me a thing or two . He's got to be kind and gentle. Also a little naughty in bed .
I am here for a fun flirty dirty naughty time the naughtier the better
I'm looking for fun, at first, with a view to seeing where it can lead to ...... Also like being told what to do, within reason .....
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways. Oh and another thing... non-smokers only please... Am I being too fussy here???? Lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone, preferably that someone would be local to enable spontaneous meets!! Just me no husband involved! Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are under 50 years old, and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol Warning. ..... you may be subjected to sarcasm!!!!!
Could a good looking, decent, respectable, Single chap be my "boyfriend" for a few hours.....? Or longer if we like.....! It seems I need to add that that actually doesn't mean leaping into bed, it means meeting out somewhere and seeing if we like each other...not a cheap thrill sort of lady
Very shy woman wanting some no strings fun, fed up with being lonely.
Looking for saucy chat naughty fun x
"Hi I'm a hot, horny, 41yr old hottie looking for a man or woman to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite while my husband watches and videos it for later use. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned... any time, any place, any where... as the saying goes. If you are over 30 sorry dont bother i will not respond and you will need a big cock dont waste my time I'm looking for someone to fulfil me and my husbands wildest fantasies and if you catch me in the right mood I might well help fulfil yours too. Drop me a line and let's arrange to get at it soon."
Okay, you win. So, let me explain. I have a penchant for the younger man, therefore I joined a site called Cougardate and although it referred to casual dating, it did not publicise itself as a sex site. However, since joining I have become aware that Cougar is just one of many sites sitting under the same umbrella i.e. MatchDotCum, (alright, I made that one up, but you get the idea!!!). Anyway, it seems only right and proper to state here that I don't do NSA, casual, one night stands or friends with benefits. I'm just an old fashioned girl with standards. I am doing this to save your time and also reduce the number of no so friendly replies when I politely say thank you but I am not interested :( M x
I've never had the need or desire to come onto a site like this, so I'm not sure what to say, but here goes. I have recently separated from my husband of 40 years. I always considered I had a very good sex life having tried and enjoyed most things. Now the time has come for me to move on and see if I am as good as I thought I was Please bear with me if we chat ,I am a bit/lot shy about what to say. Please , DO NOT WINK, Don't expect a reply if you do. If you want to contact me , do so.
dirty talk wanted with maybe a one night stand with lots of oral for me please???? Also curious about threesomes with another girl too if you know one???
Love kissing and touching, give as well as take.......
Just a sensual lost soul ! Fed up of my toy now ! Need some real skin contact !
HELLO, GOOD DAY & WELCOME TO MY PROFILE.............................. Are you looking for a full dating relationship with a divorced tender supportive gentle tactile trustworthy average sized lady, family long gone, you want more than 1 night stands or meals & sex.......... you are . a NON smoking UNattached spontanious gent, 58-66ish taller than my 5'5 -without my heels-, clean shaven smartly dressed with no dependant kids.not much more than 20 miles radius of Manchester. Preferably LOVE to travel to unusal places (thats very important to my life) ...well why not get in touch...........you never know SORRY I have NO interested in younger (no matter what yo say or do or beg it WILL NOT alter. Nor WOMAN OR COUPLES OR ATTACHED also I would never dream of recieving or giving any forms of abuse THATS worse than horrendous .......please all I DO NOT view cams or turn mine on nor have sex on line (thats so stupid, whats the point of it) nor sex chat for its the same over and over again. Looking simply for a full dating relationship gent my age group (61) not my kids(40s) or grandsons(20s) ages ........ I do NOT want nsa or meal and...