Tall and blonde....but not ditsy !!
***DONT QUESTION Y I AV MY PICS WEN IM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. I JUST DO!!***
Don't waste both our times. If Ur not looking for long term relationship. An don't bother if your not between the ages of 29 an 40.
Don't want to jump straight into relationship. Nice chat an giggle first get to kno each other. But if u don't want long term then keep lookin at other profiles.
ABOUT ME. I'm Happy go lucky fun loving woman.
Im in a wheelchair. I was born this way so stop asking if I had an accident! It gets annoying. Has ppl never heard of being born wit a disability. An immediately jump to "oh she's in a chair. Must b an accident" If thats a problem then dont talk to me.
Im NOT looking for nsa an im NOT looking for anyone younger than 29 And older than 40.
But a chat an giggle an see where things go. An u never know. In the future i AM looking for long term relationship.
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways. Oh and another thing... non-smokers only please... Am I being too fussy here???? Lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone, preferably that someone would be local to enable spontaneous meets!! Just me no husband involved! Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are under 50 years old, and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol Warning. ..... you may be subjected to sarcasm!!!!!
I am a spritely 61 year busty woman looking for saucy chat with similar age gentleman or older I have a good sense of humour and refuse to take life too seriously its too short, love swimming, walking, holidays in this country and abroad, going to the pub either for a drink or meal I am overweight and don't really care that much need a bit of beef behind me to carry my lovely big boobs, I also like bigger men nice and cuddly full of life, so if you are a fun loving person get in touch and chat .....please don't ask for photos you have one don't be greedy.
Tall, slim, elegant and articulate, thats me. I'm into stockings, lace and big cocks, happily married but looking for excitement with email chat. I love to keep in shape with running and lots of squat thrusting ;-).
Drop me a line with your fantasies, horny stories or just a quick hello
Mercedes xxx
not looking for one-nighters. looking for one regular exclusive special friend. if that leads to more, thats fine with me. I'm not married, living with anyone or even dating anyone, so it would be better if you were totally single aswell. NOT INTO MARRIED MEN WHATEVER YOUR SITUATION IS. sorry.
if you're easily offended, please do not message me, because I really will say it as it is. you see, I can actually have a conversation because I'm real
Think I also need to point out that I don't want to be anyones Dom or Sub, that's not the site I joined.
bit of an insight into me......... bit daft?? of course sometimes. stupid??? never. So please don't try and pull the wool over my eyes.
saw something funny yesterday "if your happy and you know it, thank your ex". made me chuckle
Please have a pic of your face available, otherwise I'll automatically think you're not single ..........
Wow, how many more excuses can guys come up with for not having a pic?
"One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else" x
I'll add more to this...
HI IM JO IM LOOKING FOR SOME DISCREET FUN........... I DO HOW EVER HAVE A HUSBAND BUT I LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN ON THE SIDE ........... THIS MUST BE ABLE TO FIT IN AROUND MY BUSY SCHEDULE WITH HAVING KIDS AND RUNNING MY OWN BUSINESS...... YES I WORK FOR ANN SUMMER'S HOSTING LOTS OF FEMALE PARTIES ........ SO IF YOU THINK UR RIGHT FOR THE FUN I WANT THEN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE THANKS........
Hi guys I'm young very fun and bubbly always up for a great time i am a PLUS SIZE lady size 18 I do have pictures but don't have them up on here as I'm discrete so if you want to chat else where I'm happy to send pics etc. Tall brown skin and a bubbly personality hope to hear from you guys soon xx
Honestly, I'm looking for a relationship, but happy for some fun on the way!! I prefer the younger man, so please don't be offended if I don't respond to anyone older. I also don't respond to anyone without a pic or anyone attached or married!
I'm looking for someone that's.....fat. forties and fanciable.....for chat and a laugh. Then see where it leads.
Not into one night stands or young blokes.
Never really tried this sort of thing before but feel disillusioned by relationships so thought- why not? I would describe myself as someone who's quite shy at first but I come out of my shell (especially after a drink!) I'm intelligent and literate with a good sense of humour, a huge range of interests and I can talk about almost anything. Aside from that I'm bisexual, fairly sexually adventurous and do have a kinky streak (but nothing too out there!) I'm a full figured size 18 with DD boobs. I have a very high sex drive and I must admit I sometimes can't go for long without cock... I guess I just love it too much! ;) I'm very curious to try having sex with older men as this is something I've never experienced and a bit of a fantasy for me... I also would love a threesome with two guys and if I'm honest the thought of a gangbang is a huge turn on too... another fantasy is to visit a swingers club so if anyone reading has any experience in this I would be a 'willing student'. I also enjoy the idea of a role play where a...
HI , outgoing confident active fun loving woman hoping to gel with a genuine guy x
Not looking for complicated just want to live life to the full
i am a married woman who is looking for a man to give me a nice time sexually. this is with my husbands full approval. He dosent mind me having fun as long as he knows about it and its not behind his back, it also turns him on when i tell him about it. He dosent ever join in, he is too shy.. I will not do anal sex or water sports,or anything to do with pain, and i am not kinky or submissive. Love oral, giving and receiving, and lots of hot, horny sex in all positions. Get in touch if youre interested and i will try to reply, but if i dont, its because i work full time and have a busy life. Not too much free time By the way, i am NOT bi, would just feel embarrassed performing with a woman, not turned on!!! Thanks for reading xxx
I am looking for casual, no strings and uncomplicated sex. I love big, older (not younger than me, I want a real man) and hairy.
I am married and looking to meet interesting and intelligent people at least fifteen stone with big hands for hotel fun. No text speak, no truckers or caravanners please.
Please try and be honest, I am being bombarded with men lying about their name, age, height, marital status.....what's the point?
Why do men send photographs of them having sex with other women, is it to prove that they can actually get someone?
Men standing next to cars that are clearly not theirs or holding a large fish as if that is their only achievement.
I am forty four and married....fact
My ideal man is Orson Welles, can you match up?
Kindly don't call me hun or ask how's you? It's so common.
Lastly, spellcheck, don't look even more of an arse.
I am really lovely. ....don't be shy.
I go to Birmingham one day a week if that is a more convenient location.
Just looking for a bit of fun, although I do particularly like it when a guy takes control. I live with my mum so can't accommodate, but I'm willing to travel x
I have a very submissive side that I would like to explore a little more, I'm open to trying anything, although one of my favourite things has to be giving oral I prefer guys who are older than me and have no upper age limit. I can't accommodate as I live with my mum