Hey there, thank you for checking my profile, I am currently in a difficult situation so I cannot be in a relationship as much as I would like, but at the same time I crave contact with a man, hence I am here! I am here mainly for chatting, so drop me a line if you feel like talking to me! Xx
I'm very new to this. I'm looking for a man who can keep me in check, who knows what buttons to push to bring out those wild feelings in me
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
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Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. But have come to the conclusion that what you guys say you want and actually want are very different things!! Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call. A guy to meet up with on...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call....
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However now the positives, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels, but obviously if you are gorgeous I may overlook the height a smidge!! I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life with your partner. Not into one night stands, I want more than that, so if all you can offer is sex, then that is not enough for me at this time. Sorry but if you are a smoker that is something I do not want in a potential lover, my preference. I won't send you more pccies of myself because you ask 'nicely'. I don't respond to virtual winks or vulgar, crude pictures not what I want to see thanks. Ideally you are over 6' so I can wear heels, can converse confidently and make me smile. Tactile kinda lady who adores kissing, holding hands, snuggling etc. if we arrange a first meet I shall not be going to bed with you, it is just a meet to see if...
I am blonde, sexy and totally slutty - I'm sure the men (and few women) from this site that I had to abuse me will vouch for me! My (straight) boyfriend will be there to watch. I can't accommodate, but happy to go to a hotel or travel. Friday and Saturday nights work best for me in general, but can do other times on occasions. No sex. No oral. No wanking. Yes, I know that is restrictive. Sorry! However, if you are interested in tying me up (I'm starting to develop a real fetish for chains!), gagging me and blindfolding me and would like to gently cane/whip me and then fuck me with a dildo, then get in touch. I will cum and cum and cum and god, do I moan! Very interested in unusual locations - I fantasize about disused warehouses. May be interested in an audience too.
i'm hot lady looking for someone who is interested with me to be part of my life....i love going adventures.watching movies and reading books....just simple word i'm nice and naughty....
discreet and experienced in all situations. ready for some fun without being vulgar. full body means more to handle, loves good perfume and a candle lit bedroom with a bottle of wine to set the mood.
I'm looking for someone who will spoil me with a massage with some oil, knows how to relax and forget the time
I am normal in all ways. PLEASE DONT WINK AT ME - I DONT RESPOND TO WINKS I'm not looking for married or taken men. If your looking for NSA then I'm not interested in you... Move on and don't bore me. I hate being called luv darlin or such like. I am just looking for an honest normal bloke who is willing to meet up and see where it goes Thanks for taking the time to read :-)
I'm on here for the same reasons as everyone else sex and lots of it . I just want to have a laugh . I have a very dirty mind I love rough sex and big cocks I'm married with kids so I can only do daytime meets and no overnight stays . I like being held down and fucked very hard . I love hearing men talking dirty to me when there fucking me . I like having my pussy slapped . I like anal sex . I like rough sex . Could you give me any of this My bra size is 38dd
I have a busy and happy life. Love music, dancing and films. Always good to have me time. Looking for chilled, fun times with someone I like, who likes me and where there's a spark! Nothing too heavy but prefer regular as it improves with time. I love kissing...
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
Looking for something meaningful and discreet with a charismatic and kissable friend.
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I don't want anyone older than me, in fact I would prefer someone a bit younger.
I think at some point, I would quite like a serious relationship, so I would just like to think that that particular door is not completely closed.
I will say this now so as not to disappoint. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone who is married or still involved with their partner, I will talk to you or be a friend, but I feel it somehow undignified to be 'the other woman'. I was cheated on for ten years and know how that feels, so I don't want to encourage or entice anyone to do that. Also, I would like to think that if any 'love' developed, both parties would be free to...
right im janet as you can see I do not like men that smoke as I can not stand the smell of it so if you do pls do not get in tuch with me but if you do not then its,ok for you to chat to me and see where it go,s if you have tattoos over you body do not get in tuch
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week