Hi, I'm Toni, I'm single and I want to meet a man for fun, sex and good times. I like my own space too much to have a 'real' relationship ... all that commitment is not for me. All I ask is that you are good looking, decent, and you know how to have a laugh. I'm hoping to find somebody I can meet regularly, coz good girls dont have one night stands! :) I'm not into bullshit, I dont want a 'player' who is looking to add notches to a bedpost. Nor do i want to be one or a harem of girls!! come on then boys .... lets see what you've got!!
Fed up of mainsteam dating sites and trying to find a decent long term relationship. Seems that everyone is only after one thing and they hide it behind an 'honest and sincere' profile - so I reckon if you can't beat em join em!! Looking for no strings fun and excitement with someone who is not interested in multiple partners, but some regular fun with a passionate and tactile lady. Just because i'm looking for some fun does not mean I will entertain any Tom, Dick or Harry - I will be choosy and I do need to have a connection with someone I am intimate with. Please don't bother sending me messages with descriptions of your manhood or what you would like to do with me as its the biggest turn off in my book. If any of this floats your boat, it will be good to hear from you.
I have been single now for just over a year. I am looking for some male company, someone around my and preferably over 5ft 10 . Not interested in nsa or one night stands. Also not interested in married or unhappily married men sorry xx
am still 58 lol. No face pic. no reply. Not here for chatting only nsa fun with very local guys. No marrieds or attacheds. Can't accomadate, kids at home. Guys must Live very locally
Attractive, single, intelligent woman with dry sense of humour looking for similar male for possibly regular meetings. This means that l am looking for a connection with the right man, so if you are after a NSA hook-up, casual sex, I'm not for you.
I won't be posting or sending any face pics- sorry.
My personal preference in men is - professional, aged 40 - 50 , over 5"10" , good manners and taste, exceptional hygiene and definitely non-smokers. They don't need to sneak around or frequent out of the way places and know how to treat a woman properly.
To all those who are psychotic, habitual liars, timewasters and God's gift to women....thanks but no thanks.
Please be able to provide a contact number.
Looking for a Local FWB, between 35-49, preferably sexy, funny and gorgeous lol P.S....No face pic...No chat :) Update; I don't do one night stands, married men, or swinging from the light shade.....lol
Hi
Im Catherine Im 43 love a laugh and love sex. Im looking for a man to brighten up my life every now and then...nothing to heavy just a little secret life for myself lol.
Im straight down the line normal....love sex and oral etc....nothing kinky or painful.
Intelligent men are a big turn on for me..not geeks though lol.
Like to have a bit chat first see if there is chemistry.
I'm short and fat really lol....not putting myself down by saying that just being truthful....I'm not after wasting anyones time and disappointing them....so basically don't rock up expecting Elle McPherson and find I'm more Jimmy Krankie!!!!!.....he he xx
Thanks for reading xx
PS please dont message me if your over 45 (just my preference) or live miles away from me....if I want sex I don't want to have to travel a hour to get it.....especially if I'm all wet and throbbing....got to be a driving offence there lol xx
I'm young and looking to experience everything in life. Love a little bit of kink..message me
You know several years ago I would never have dreamed I would have been here today, mind you several years ago I thought my college PE teacher was the only man I'd ever love and that a good night out was a pint of cider & black and a bag of chips on the way home! I also thought I'd be a poet, a size 8 forever and that I would marry David Essex, so what do I know? I'm a sensual woman who knows what she likes and knows what I'm looking for...I'm looking for an attentive, passionate man! A man who knows that foreplay starts before the bedroom, a man who loves a woman's mind aswell as her body and a man so erotically charged he'll want more and more... Is that you??
I'm really not sure what to add on here! I really like sexting and flirty chats.
Hi I'm married but bored need some uncomplicated fun. Can only meet through day.
I'm a little over weight but sure I could distract you from that. Have good sense humour and like a laugh.
Not looking for loads partners but the 1 guy for uncomplicated laughs and more. Might be interested in a couple .... something new
Luv a bit naughty banter , and a laugh , n who knows were it will lead x
I'm a curvy lass who loves football. Looking for chat and meet if get on well. Id like to try new things I'm quite adventurous, very open minded so get in touch. Im wanting to find someone with no judgements just wanting lots of fun I have lots of toys I like to use. So looking for someone who likes to play and who likes to take charge, pull my hair and slap my arse. I have a very high sex drive so I'd prefer someone the same. Im Looking for a regular rather than lots n lots of different meets. Anything else youd like this know just ask x
Single, straight, looking for quality not quantity preferably with one person on a regular basis.
Will not meet smokers, bi curious, married or attached guys. I have a had a previous profile on here.
Guys 38-52 thanks.
As it would appear most of the men on here are illiterate or can't be bothered to read profiles before messaging people.....I'm not looking for casual sex, f**k buddies or friends with benefits, I'm looking for a relationship if I find someone attractive, intelligent and in good physical shape.... a beer gut and man boobs doesn't count as muscle guys so don't waste your time messaging me because you won't get a reply.....I'm not looking for a husband but I am looking for more than just sex....please note I'm not on here because I'm desperate.... I'm on here because I'm choosy lol
P.S...If you don't have a photo (of your face) then don't waste my time or yours......and I have filters set because of the sheer volume of messages I get sent. x
P.S In case you missed it the first time....I'M NOT LOOKING FOR RANDOM SEX WITH A MULTITUDE OF PARTNERS!!
OK first of all i joined a site called Cougar Dating so if you dont know what that is ,it means that if your not in your 30's i dont want to know. Harsh...but fair i think
divorced enjoy meeting people going abroad , enjoy cinema theatre pubs
Recently separated country loving townie seeks some light hearted fun and frolics with a kind hearted, fun, easy going guy.
I have a lean towards guys who wear aftershave!!! I have my own flat and business and just miss company and great intimacy with someone special.
Would love to hear from anyone who would like to meet and see where this goes...
I'm not looking for one night stands just one guy for some regular fun!
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Helloooo im very down to earth like to laugh love sex just not with lots of men wanting just 1man ,tall, dark hair ,must have teeth , clean teeth ,clean body 30/45 who enjoys being in control not in hurting painfull way though ! oooo and no big ego's please xjust real men who are not too far away
I'm looking for a good looking guy to help me cuckold my husband, be my stud and be a good sperm donor. You must have a face pic, be under 40, not a smoker, drug free and I am sorry but I'm not into bald guys. Ideally tall, dark haired, clean shaven oh and nearby! If your're not willing to put a face pic on here for me that tells me you're not serious about wanting to be my bull, and I'm not interested in the "it's because of my job" excuse, it's lame and will get you ignored. I am a dark haired, curvy, busty, funny, highly sexual and serious about wanting to find a bull. Get in touch if you fit my bill!