
***DONT QUESTION Y I AV MY PICS WEN IM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. I JUST DO!!***
Don't waste both our times. If Ur not looking for long term relationship. An don't bother if your not between the ages of 29 an 40.
Don't want to jump straight into relationship. Nice chat an giggle first get to kno each other. But if u don't want long term then keep lookin at other profiles.
ABOUT ME. I'm Happy go lucky fun loving woman.
Im in a wheelchair. I was born this way so stop asking if I had an accident! It gets annoying. Has ppl never heard of being born wit a disability. An immediately jump to "oh she's in a chair. Must b an accident" If thats a problem then dont talk to me.
Im NOT looking for nsa an im NOT looking for anyone younger than 29 And older than 40.
But a chat an giggle an see where things go. An u never know. In the future i AM looking for long term relationship.
I am a spritely 61 year busty woman looking for saucy chat with similar age gentleman or older I have a good sense of humour and refuse to take life too seriously its too short, love swimming, walking, holidays in this country and abroad, going to the pub either for a drink or meal I am overweight and don't really care that much need a bit of beef behind me to carry my lovely big boobs, I also like bigger men nice and cuddly full of life, so if you are a fun loving person get in touch and chat .....please don't ask for photos you have one don't be greedy.
I keep getting asked what I am looking for so here goes;- A guy who is well mannered, intelligent, articulate (If you can't spell it, then you are not for me), preferably over 40 (rules are made to be broken), preferably no young children, decent looking over 5ft 8 slimmish/athletic build.
I want one guy not a string of casual meets, who I can see on a regular basis mainly weekends, so probably best if you live within an hours drive of me.
I love weekends away, nights in and out and lazy Sundays in bed!
I would be no good playing second fiddle, so married guys and guys in relationships are not for me.
Flattered though I am by the attention of younger guys (20's and 30's), I do want to go out for dinner and the like, so ask yourself if you are ok dating an older woman, and yes I do look my age !
Im not really into saucy chat and texts I much prefer the real thing, but do enjoy getting to know someone.
If your chat up line is fancy a fuck or do you want to suck this then please pass me by,...
Ok so iv bin on here a while now n have managed to have some fun and as much as I have enjoyed I believe I'm now looking for something a little bit more than NSA but not the full on relationship either if that interests u then please get in touch
I'm Happy go lucky with a G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 27 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat thanks for reading n Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
"Hi I'm a hot, horny, 41yr old hottie looking for a man or woman to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite while my husband watches and videos it for later use. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned... any time, any place, any where... as the saying goes. If you are over 30 sorry dont bother i will not respond and you will need a big cock dont waste my time I'm looking for someone to fulfil me and my husbands wildest fantasies and if you catch me in the right mood I might well help fulfil yours too. Drop me a line and let's arrange to get at it soon."
Well I am looking for fun fun fun, friendships, from like minded people, been there and got the t-shirt and been burnt in the process so I'm looking for a genuine guy who will treat me and my children well and dosn't mind being part of our life's, but that dosnt meen that we can't have some fun along the way too ;-D interests include music and gigs, theatres oh and motor racing sorry no football here lol oh and mustn't forget the rabbit :-P
i've been known to be a very naughty lady in the past especialy with the right peson ;-)
As it would appear most of the men on here are illiterate or can't be bothered to read profiles before messaging people.....I'm not looking for casual sex, f**k buddies or friends with benefits, I'm looking for a relationship if I find someone attractive, intelligent and in good physical shape.... a beer gut and man boobs doesn't count as muscle guys so don't waste your time messaging me because you won't get a reply.....I'm not looking for a husband but I am looking for more than just sex....please note I'm not on here because I'm desperate.... I'm on here because I'm choosy lol
P.S...If you don't have a photo (of your face) then don't waste my time or yours......and I have filters set because of the sheer volume of messages I get sent. x
P.S In case you missed it the first time....I'M NOT LOOKING FOR RANDOM SEX WITH A MULTITUDE OF PARTNERS!!
Hello to who is taking the time to read my profile . I am looking for a sexy intelligent handsome man ! Maybe two out of three will be a bonus ;-) ... I am looking for an intelligent man who can stimulate my mind and my body. I get asked what I am on here for and tbh I don't know what I am looking for its a case of wait and see. I am not into being used and abused I don't want to be just a one night stand. I would prefer a regular arrangement
the only way to behave is to misbehave x love this quote from Mae West, she also said which is very true that a Man's kiss is his signature. I know its a cliche but I love being kissed and kissing back obviously. I like anything that stimulates the body as well as the mind....anything physical should start with vivid imagination, creativity and of course lots of flirting!
i am a married woman who is looking for a man to give me a nice time sexually. this is with my husbands full approval. He dosent mind me having fun as long as he knows about it and its not behind his back, it also turns him on when i tell him about it. He dosent ever join in, he is too shy.. I will not do anal sex or water sports,or anything to do with pain, and i am not kinky or submissive. Love oral, giving and receiving, and lots of hot, horny sex in all positions. Get in touch if youre interested and i will try to reply, but if i dont, its because i work full time and have a busy life. Not too much free time By the way, i am NOT bi, would just feel embarrassed performing with a woman, not turned on!!! Thanks for reading xxx
Fed up of mainsteam dating sites and trying to find a decent long term relationship. Seems that everyone is only after one thing and they hide it behind an 'honest and sincere' profile - so I reckon if you can't beat em join em!! Looking for no strings fun and excitement with someone who is not interested in multiple partners, but some regular fun with a passionate and tactile lady. Just because i'm looking for some fun does not mean I will entertain any Tom, Dick or Harry - I will be choosy and I do need to have a connection with someone I am intimate with. Please don't bother sending me messages with descriptions of your manhood or what you would like to do with me as its the biggest turn off in my book. If any of this floats your boat, it will be good to hear from you.