
I've never had the need or desire to come onto a site like this, so I'm not sure what to say, but here goes. I have recently separated from my husband of 40 years. I always considered I had a very good sex life having tried and enjoyed most things. Now the time has come for me to move on and see if I am as good as I thought I was Please bear with me if we chat ,I am a bit/lot shy about what to say. Please , DO NOT WINK, Don't expect a reply if you do. If you want to contact me , do so.
As it would appear most of the men on here are illiterate or can't be bothered to read profiles before messaging people.....I'm not looking for casual sex, f**k buddies or friends with benefits, I'm looking for a relationship if I find someone attractive, intelligent and in good physical shape.... a beer gut and man boobs doesn't count as muscle guys so don't waste your time messaging me because you won't get a reply.....I'm not looking for a husband but I am looking for more than just sex....please note I'm not on here because I'm desperate.... I'm on here because I'm choosy lol
P.S...If you don't have a photo (of your face) then don't waste my time or yours......and I have filters set because of the sheer volume of messages I get sent. x
P.S In case you missed it the first time....I'M NOT LOOKING FOR RANDOM SEX WITH A MULTITUDE OF PARTNERS!!
Looking for "the one" That special guy who knows how to make a girl laugh, whirl her round a dancefloor wine and dine her like a lady then get down and dirty when the lights are dimmed! Slim - Average - Athletic build only Like to spend my weekends camping scooter / music festivals outdoor swimming walking etc need someone up for fun both in and out of the bedroom. I do need to find you physically attractive facial wise so you must be able to show me a recent face photo and if I like what I see I'm happy to do the same
I am a spritely 61 year busty woman looking for saucy chat with similar age gentleman or older I have a good sense of humour and refuse to take life too seriously its too short, love swimming, walking, holidays in this country and abroad, going to the pub either for a drink or meal I am overweight and don't really care that much need a bit of beef behind me to carry my lovely big boobs, I also like bigger men nice and cuddly full of life, so if you are a fun loving person get in touch and chat .....please don't ask for photos you have one don't be greedy.
Hello all! slightly oddly humoured woman seeks some fun with a tall, fit, intelligent, witty, kind and passionate man.... I'm not interested in one night stands, not interested in gratuitous no strings sex .... learning someone's body takes time, and I love to learn! I'd like one guy to spend time with ...go out with... laugh with...who knows...don't get me wrong, I have no desire to have a full on relationship either.. ...If you want to know more about me, ask away.... (Sorry, but if you are married or attached, please don't message me. I won't answer.)
Hi I'm looking for NSA fun, I love everything about sex every position, oral giving as well as receiving love passionate, hot, hard n steamy sex, love watching porn seriously dnt no y it bothers other women, looking for someone who can make me scream wiv pleasure!! Pics av brown hair but gone blonde now, would like to meet a guy av a drink n c wot happens really profiles r so boring aren't they ha, love looking at profiles especially wiv saucy pics makes me very horny mmmmm yes wot I would give to b riding cowgirl rite now............even tho I love sex I can't just drop everything to meet ya I've got priorities so the only way would b to properly arrange it
Hi im a busy lady and can only do weekday daytime meets.
im seeking ns dis fun with only one regular man, nothing heavy ,
U can ask me anything, I might not always answer lol,
I like to have a laugh and see if there is any connection, go out for lunch or just a cofee,
I cannot accommodate sorry,
No smokers thankyou. Please don't message me if u haven't a profile or a pic,or if u have a penis pic as I like to keep that to the bedroom as a treat, if u do I will just delete.
P.S must have hair on head but none on face xxx
ALSO yes I am married so if your offended u think it's not right don't contact me.
Oh and your not the only one that likes ladies ;)))) X
DO NOT WINK AT ME AS I JUST DELIETE THEM
P.S. CAN'T MEET DURING SCHOIL HOLIDAYS
Looking for friendship, like going out for a drink maybe a meal, then coming home for lots of fun.
I do have a voracious sexual appetite, so need a younger man and I mean a little younger than me, need him to keep me satisfied.
Please do not wink, or add me to your Favorites list if we don't talk, it really seems pointless.
I like a man to be shaved very smooth in the lower regions, as this heightens the pleasure.
Also personal hygiene a must.
Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and engages in The Rules of The Game...I'm not about to open my home, lie back, share myself and then be ok when he gets up to leave...If you want a mistress, I want some fun.
I'm an earthy woman. A big woman. (If skinny and pert is your thing...then trot on and let's not waste precious time!). I am thunderous of thigh, winged of arm, peachy of bottom and yielding of tummy. Think Dawn French, six inches taller and more proportionate...just not quite as talented or amusing!
If you expect me to drop my knickers on a first date...you will be bitterly disappointed. It won't happen. I'm here to meet a man who has genuine intention.
Sex always gets better with familiarity and intellectual connection...foreplay comes in many guises. Dining...