hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
HELLO, GOOD DAY & WELCOME TO MY PROFILE.............................. Are you looking for a full dating relationship with a divorced tender supportive gentle tactile trustworthy average sized lady, family long gone, you want more than 1 night stands or meals & sex.......... you are . a NON smoking UNattached spontanious gent, 58-66ish taller than my 5'5 -without my heels-, clean shaven smartly dressed with no dependant kids.not much more than 20 miles radius of Manchester. Preferably LOVE to travel to unusal places (thats very important to my life) ...well why not get in touch...........you never know SORRY I have NO interested in younger (no matter what yo say or do or beg it WILL NOT alter. Nor WOMAN OR COUPLES OR ATTACHED also I would never dream of recieving or giving any forms of abuse THATS worse than horrendous .......please all I DO NOT view cams or turn mine on nor have sex on line (thats so stupid, whats the point of it) nor sex chat for its the same over and over again. Looking simply for a full dating relationship gent my age group (61) not my kids(40s) or grandsons(20s) ages ........ I do NOT want nsa or meal and...
attached and looking for a some Sexy NSA encounters with another man for raunchy threesome x Only non smokers please x
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone, preferably that someone would be local to enable spontaneous meets!! Just me no husband involved! Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are under 50 years old, and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol Warning. ..... you may be subjected to sarcasm!!!!!
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways. Oh and another thing... non-smokers only please... Am I being too fussy here???? Lol
Feliz caza chicos estar seguro no lo siento Ok so a little bit of what I'm looking for !! A tall , tanned , muscular man with a G.S.O.H an easy going & if u have tattoos then thats a bonus ;-) I'm not looking for anything serious because as stated in my profile I'm married my filters are for ages between 21-31 and for profiles that have a pic so sorry if you dont fit in this criteria I will not be receiving your messages. Also dont messge me if you are looking for somebody to swap naughty pics and have dirty chat with as thats not what im into I dont find it very classy.
Maybenot has yet to add her profile.
Be gentle with me....sometimes :P
I like to think I'm open-minded and want to see what this is all about...
Update: I'm not interested in anyone who's married or in a relationship, or anyone over 45. And when I say I'm not interested, I'm afraid I really do mean it.
Good luck and happy hunting :) x
Okay, you win. So, let me explain. I have a penchant for the younger man, therefore I joined a site called Cougardate and although it referred to casual dating, it did not publicise itself as a sex site. However, since joining I have become aware that Cougar is just one of many sites sitting under the same umbrella i.e. MatchDotCum, (alright, I made that one up, but you get the idea!!!). Anyway, it seems only right and proper to state here that I don't do NSA, casual, one night stands or friends with benefits. I'm just an old fashioned girl with standards. I am doing this to save your time and also reduce the number of no so friendly replies when I politely say thank you but I am not interested :( M x
Just to update, I read all my messages and respond accordingly. I am not interested in couples or threesomes. I am sensitive in the right area. Loves to talk dirty, which girl doesn't like to be spoilt pampered and enjoy nice gifts. I am up for a laugh and looking for a fun person.
I am here for a fun flirty dirty naughty time the naughtier the better
Bi curious girl looking to make friends and play with other ladies
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
. .looking for a tall..good looking...charming man to give them butterflies again . looking to build up friendship and Trust first..then happy to swap pics x
Hi I am going to say it as it is I haven't been in a relationship for over 6 years and that means sex free for that time and although im not looking for a relationship nor am I looking for a one night stand that is something I have never done and will never do so I guess you can say I am looking for a friend with benefits its either that or join the nunnery.....no married men and no one showing there willy thank you.xx
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I am a single mum who has been locked away for far to long :)
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