Hi guys!
Please don't send cock pictures too me I'm too classy for that :) x
I want a Sherlock to my Irene Adler :) xx
Conversation with witty, articulate men who are preferably not significantly attached and who can either accommodate or don't mind hoteling it once in a while, step this way. The general idea is, we chat, we chat a little bit more, we exchange pictures and then if I still like you we meet. Friends first. Benefits to follow!
Hi
Looking for an honest, genuine, tall, dark and fit guy who is single and available with no baggage and a face pic rather than the cock.
Good conversation, humour and manners are an asset as wll well as appreciated.
Anyone married .........not interested
Living with ex..............not interested
Cross dresser..............not interested, no one borrows my stockings and undies.
Threesomes well..........not interested, just greedy and obviously those wanting them are never satisfied with one person and they are inadequate performing.
Thanks for reading.
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engaged to my current partner so lookin for kinky passanate fun with single married attached men age 18 to 39 im on whatsapp, skype, BBM and wechat, kik, didi, tango. i love to try outdoor, indoor and public places as long as we are out off the sun but like to kiss inly on first meet in a coffee place etc dont like to rush the relationship. on first meet while havin a drink i like to be groped in our privite corner if no one is lookin would love to try it cars or van depends wat u have must be safe sex all times except for oral
Love being single but miss the romantic encounters
im a fun loving girl a little bit shy at times but dont like 2 b messed around
woudnt mind coples ffm mmf tied up pussy eating
so there no time wasted I DO NOT DO ANLE OR WATERSPORTS
Hi ! I am a well educated, well traveled, caring person. Have great assets and a greater appetite for life. :) Not into one night stands, but looking for a mature interaction with a well mannered and well attributed friend with benefits, who can accommodate ;)
Looking for a guy who wants some unselfish, filthy fun. I aim to please and you need to do so too. There are two people involved in sex, if you aren't aware of that then please jog on. I am not really interested in anyone under the age of 25 regardless of what your experience might be. Please don't bother me if you are in a relationship or married. I am not really into banging all and sundry so would like a lover that I can experiment with etc. I should point out that although you maybe spontaneous I will suggest we meet initially on mutual ground just to ensure you are who you say you are and we actually fancy each other otherwise it just gets awkward. Anyway if you've chosen to read through my waffle, feel free to message me. For the record I am looking for a fuck buddy, friends with benefits type scenario. One night stands are not for me, unless you're shit then it's not a one night stand you're just not great in bed! For your information, I'm 5'1 and size 14.
"Naughty is the new good" Hi guys my name is Shareen. I was on here previously but forgot my password I only go for white guys but i have to be attracted to you plus there should be some kind of spark there otherwise it's pointless. I absolutely hate anal, cum in my mouth (ive tried these) and any kind of freaky shit. Older men please do not message me (40 upwards) I've been there done that and im not looking for older men I know my profile might seem straight to the point but why waste someone elses time and honesty is the best policy right?? Kisses Shareen xxXxx
im a single lady of 74years young ,but still active.mmmmmmmmm. no smokers please.and i dont talk to body parts i like faces thanx
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Looking for something meaningful and discreet with a charismatic and kissable friend.
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first but could develop into something special later). I am a real person who is only interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey and I wouldn't change it for the world. Most of you guys have been wonderful, thank you xx xx xx Complementary therapy, colour consultancy and assessing business subjects for a college is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for back waxing, hopi ear for ENT problems or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or relaxation, feel free to ask....
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first possibly develop into something special later). I am a real person who is interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey. Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I respond to polite messages, winks are deleted and I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly to start with leading to something more serious). Please read this and digest. I am NOT interested in NSA, FWB, one night stands, threesomes, or to be for anyone's selfish enjoyment. I am a real person looking for someone who is genuine. Fed up with crude messages, they will be automatically deleted. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
I am normal in all ways. PLEASE DONT WINK AT ME - I DONT RESPOND TO WINKS I'm not looking for married or taken men. If your looking for NSA then I'm not interested in you... Move on and don't bore me. I hate being called luv darlin or such like. I am just looking for an honest normal bloke who is willing to meet up and see where it goes Thanks for taking the time to read :-)
I'm on here for the same reasons as everyone else sex and lots of it . I just want to have a laugh . I have a very dirty mind I love rough sex and big cocks I'm married with kids so I can only do daytime meets and no overnight stays . I like being held down and fucked very hard . I love hearing men talking dirty to me when there fucking me . I like having my pussy slapped . I like anal sex . I like rough sex . Could you give me any of this My bra size is 38dd
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I can have fun with. I particularly love the idea of a confident slightly dominating man in bed or a guy who would maybe willing to explore my fantasies x
I'm happily single and looking for someone to have some fun with. Without any of the agro of a relationship. I don't do one night stands and not hear to talk, all mouth and no trousers just won't cut it. So if your not up for meeting I'm not interested.
I'm looking for someone who is tall (no-one under 6') someone who looks after themselves, (no fat balding men please) I'm not an unattractive girl so if your not considered to be good looking then I wont be sexually attracted to you, no offence.
Age between 25-40