I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
First things first......the site im on is called 'marital affair'. If you don't understand it's meaning then please don't read any further coz you obviously a bit thick!
Phew! That was hard work. Ok. So about me. I'm not a catwalk model. I don't have hair that tells me I'm worth it. My lips don't pout (unless I can't get my own way and then I pull out the puppy dog eyes as well as the pout). I like normal men. Not six packed vain blokes who only look into your eyes to see their own reflection. I have a completely warped sense of humour and will see the funny side to everything so please don't take it personally if we ever meet, you drop your trousers and I curl up laughing, it's not you! Trust me!
If you want to know anything else, ask. I promise I don't bite..........much xx
P.s. Attention all men! Don't always dismiss us short, cuddly gals. We can be quite agile when the mood takes us!!
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
Looking for something meaningful and discreet with a charismatic and kissable friend.
Hi boys, im here for some fun hopefully leading to something lasting, not into one night stands or married men. Im 5'7" tall and BBW.
I am not looking for anything serious or any commitments just yet looking for fun and excitement. I'm in good shape and have lots of energy.
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I don't want anyone older than me, in fact I would prefer someone a bit younger.
I think at some point, I would quite like a serious relationship, so I would just like to think that that particular door is not completely closed.
I will say this now so as not to disappoint. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone who is married or still involved with their partner, I will talk to you or be a friend, but I feel it somehow undignified to be 'the other woman'. I was cheated on for ten years and know how that feels, so I don't want to encourage or entice anyone to do that. Also, I would like to think that if any 'love' developed, both parties would be free to...
Oh goodness not really sure what to write. I am 51 5ft 5 tall with out my high heels on. I am a school teacher quite shy and also married. I feel a bit guilty about being here but my husband is always abroad working so I get a bit fed up at times
I like to wear nice feminine clothes always skirts or dresses (never slacks) and high heels when appropriate.
Looking to chat to older men just for chat .
Oh I forgot to add I have blonde shoulder length hair and blue eyes
I guess the wildest thing I have done is when I did not meet up with a group of friends in London I some how got a bit tipsy in a bar and was chatted up by a group of foreign elderly business men in a hotel bar
Mysterious...
like to chat and see what we have in common. Can be naughty with the right person. Looking for more than a one night stand sorry! I also dont want just cam sex, prefer the real thing! I have a great life and want to have a more active life if you know what I mean! Have been working too hard for too long. Only interested in meeting guys for nice times and not just a quickie wam bam had it, done it and still wear the tshirt for wet competitions.....only joking. I am keen to meet a sexy guy who is also great company and can stimulate mentally as well as physically. Sorry not into dating married men. If you are looking for the same get in touch - have fun and be happy x I also like many of us have a few role play fantasies x lol
Ideally looking for a friend with benefits, I work shifts, and don't want a full blown relationship, but some company every now and then would be nice :)
No married men thank you. X
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of energy and I am a tactile and a sensual person. I would love to have sex with a well endowed male with girth as it feels so good, and a female with big breasts but realise I may not get this. I hope to find people that are reasonably near to me as don't like driving much. Anything else you would like to know please ask. I also like light bondage and spanking but nothing heavy.
I DELETE ALL WINKS, so please don't bother as it just guarantees that I won't talk to you.
Just a little about me, love my hubby to bits but he's a bit too nice sometimes.
Love to meet a nice strong guy who'd just use and abuse me for an hour or two, maybe a bit longer if I bring some rope....lol
Like the idea of being humiliated , but not met anyone who is into that idea so maybe not everyones idea of fun
I've decided not to meet up now, met a guy who I had some fun with ( he really used and abused me) but felt horribly guilty since so I'm not doing it again
Just to reitterate, I'm just on this site to chat now, NOT meeting sorry.
I am a curvy lady who has been through ome tough times. Thanks to all who have talked with me and maybe we can stay friends if you would like. Looking mainly for friends unless things develop you never know. I am now also a single mum to my gorgeous son.
Looking for casual on going meets not wanting one night stands. No timewasters need apply. Non smokers preferred. Here for the real kind not virtual so if your looking for online fun then don't waste your time.
Looking for a guy to help my hubby with my DP fantasy. I have tattoos and both nipples pierced, I am also a squirter- if this puts you off feel free to look elsewhere
Hey there Thanks for looking at my profile. I am looking for someone to have some regular fun with, like a friend with benefits or fuck buddy. Im able to accommodate at times and really enjoy sucking on a big hard cock. If you are looking for a girl with boobs and curves then look no further! My boobs are a size 40f and dress size 18. Id also like to point out that I am bi-curious so would be up for playing with another girl or with a couple with a bi or bi curious girl. My dislikes are: guys with hairy cocks! Im not going to suck you off if you have a bush down there! My likes: big cocks - well.... a good 6" minimum! lol. I also like having sex outdoors and really need to christen my car... perhaps you could help me? Anything else you would like to know feel free to message me I also have kik Please make sure you have a face picture when messaging me or if you dont then could you please email me one x
Would very much like some men to bring some excitement into my sexual life as its lacking at home..Open to new sexual ideas!
I'm Moira im a mum of 3 daughters and a grandma of 5 grandchildren im a care assistant I like to go on romantic walks and sometimes go for a beer