Hi guys, please read my profile ALL the way through so as to avoid wasting time
I'm a 30 year old mixed race woman looking for one guy to be my regular NSA buddy
You need to be aged between 30 and 36
Living in or very close to Colchester
Have your own place as I currently can't accommodate
Be well endowed as I've never tried 'BIG'
A non smoker
Sorry but NO Eastern Europeans or Ethnic minorities
I'm not interested in guys visiting, passing through or working in the area
I DON'T DO HOTELS
I don't do one night stands, skyping or dirty chat and I DON'T want a massage
Thanks for reading, if you match let's chat if not, good luck
hi fellas, iv been on herie before thought id met the man of my dreams now im just looking for fun fun fun oh!!! yes, im bi and thats cos im a greedy little little girl i like the best of both worlds, i lurrrrrv a dom guy altho im the dom with my fems ill try most things once if i like [enjoy] then yes ill go bk for more why not fellas, well any thing else u wud like to kinow if i think ur gdlooking enough i may tell more mmmmmm and theres more to tell ohhhhhhh yessssss indeedy, thanks for checkin my prof out, oh happy days xxxxx AND JUST FOR THE RECORD THE FEM IN MY PIC IS NOT BI '" SHE IS STRAIGHT' SO PLZ DON'T ASK AGAIN, THANKYOU.
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Yes I know i got a couple of profiles but it's this 1 I'm using.. I like having fun love 69s x I enjoyed giving deep throat. I Like it outside especially when it's warm being bent over a bonnet. Mmmmm,. Bigger the better.. please call me Jo.No I don't like cock up my arse (sorry if this offends anyone).
Firstly my age is not 47 in 57 but dont look it problem with my profile sorry.... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for fit men shaved and with a large member ....I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... oh and for you gentlemen who don't get it shaved means no PUBIC hairs guys thanks :-)
Firstly my age is 57 not 47 prob with my typing but dont look look me age......... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for one nice gentkeman...I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... So if you like the sound of me please get in touch
I'm looking to be very discreet about this site, girl has needs but doesn't want any strings
Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes and unable to accommodate
If you like the look of me drop me a line, I do have filters in place so if under 38 or over 50 I'm sorry but I will not reply.
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Thanks for viewing my profile and look forward to hearing from you ;)
hi we are a couple, looking for a sub female, or couple,will try most things, with the right people,very easy going, look forward to hearing from you, thanks lucy x ps no single males, don't bother with winks they get deleted females or couples only
Hi I'm a hot bloody 43 year old, I have a good appetite & I love nearly all aspects of sex.I'm not looking for loads off one offs, looking to find a regular friend.
My likes are oral, given & receiving, massage, a bit of role play, outdoor meets, indoor meets. I can meet during day, term time. I love a good banta Pryer to meeting, gets the juices going lol.
My dislikes are, no pee, no poo, no facial, & no anal. Everyone has there preferences I know.
I'm very bi too, so if there's any sexy ladies out there who want either try this out, or are bi themselves, come say hi
Hi,
I'm single, no attachments...I work hard but play harder...im looking for a guy that wants to have fun.
I love a man in biker gear, I dunno but it really turns me on! Total andrenalin rush cruising at ridiculous speeds! So if you have a motorbike im your girl!
I like guys that know what they are doing and can dominate in the bedroom dept.
So come on show me what you've got! ;)
X
No face picture, no chat....sorry :-)
Tall, intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I'm feminine and love my heels and nice lingerie so hopefully you'll be a fan too.
Stimulation, for me, starts with the mind so if you are unable to string a decent sentence together, are not a fan of good conversation or your first message consists of what you would like to do to me sexually then we probably will not click.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm looking for a fuck buddy only to be able to be available when I want fucking ! I'm a very naughty curvy big titted lady who loves to fuck, suck and play naughty role play games. I also love acting out fantasies and love dressing up. I am selective and sorry I won't reply to anyone over 40 so please don't waste your time thanks love sasha x
More than a few tattoos, if this doesn't interest you no need to insult just move on!! Needs someone to fit around my times and keep up! High sex drive but doesn't want more than one partner!