
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Hello all! slightly oddly humoured woman seeks some fun with a tall, fit, intelligent, witty, kind and passionate man.... I'm not interested in one night stands, not interested in gratuitous no strings sex .... learning someone's body takes time, and I love to learn! I'd like one guy to spend time with ...go out with... laugh with...who knows...don't get me wrong, I have no desire to have a full on relationship either.. ...If you want to know more about me, ask away.... (Sorry, but if you are married or attached, please don't message me. I won't answer.)
I'm just looking for one regular FB. Preferably between age of 44-55, but we have have some sort if "spark" together.
I enjoy having sex (lots of it, even with a bit of kink thrown in lol), but im in a sexless marriage, i'm not looking for anything to change that, i just want to have some fun with someone
I'm very happy in my life and how I look, I'm a larger woman, size 16/18, (not to many men's taste), wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I'm not Angelina Jole either.....
I'm looking for someone, who wants to chat, flirt, sex talk, etc, but would like to meet up possibly once a week/ fortnight
I love hairy chested men, there's just something about it!!!
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Mand x
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