What to say?? Before I start I will be honest and say that I am aware I don't always reply to messages, and I apologise for that. It's nothing personal to any of you..... sometime I am just chronically unsociable and am just here to 'browse'. Not after anything complicated. Been there, done that and it's not really what I'm after right now, although never say never I suppose, given the right circumstances anything is possible.... Making new friends and possibly having a bit of fun in the process is fine with me, maybe pushing my own personal boundaries as far as sexual experiences go as well. I don't really have a 'type' as such. If I find you attractive, you make me laugh, I find you fun in any way or you grab my interest. I guess that makes you my type :) I do have a preference for someone between a 33 - 43 age range, although I suppose that's negotiable for the right person ;) I'm naturally disorganised and mildly forgetful... :) So if we been chatting and you don't hear from me, let me know. Probabililty is I've thought about a reply but never actually sent...
Hey Ho!! If your over 48yrs please don't send messages ur filtered out.. My name is Carrot, yes it is. I miss Tiffin, kissin and cuddles. Hoping to find some friends with benefits, nsa, friends and if more develops its good too. . I like guys between 28 - 48 years old. I am on the site f-buddy.co.uk. I am a Chunky Monkey, who is pretty crap in the sack ... I love being penetrated but dont do the fun things for blokes such as Bj's, going on top.... Yep I am very lazy. but do love kissin and being thrusted .. I lost my virginity at 28 . I like the erect penis to be between 7.5 inches to 8.6 inches but happy to try bigger (be gentle)lol.... I love kissing, but I hate giving Bj's and I am crap on top.... Sorry I do like a man to be strong and to be taller than me so 5ft 7 + would be cool. I prefer men with Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Australian and British dialects Accents. I am partial to men with Tattoo's, and also men with Red Hair. I also like men in the forces... they do a...
hi im a single mum of 3, my children are my world come 1st at all times, im a pro singer just getting back into it after time out to bring up the children.i like to go see bands or a dvd and a drink cuddled up, not into one night stands looking for something more on a one to one with the right man ! i do not date married men so dont message me thank you !!! neither do i date guys over 52 so again thank you but i would rather you didnt clog up my in box as im not interested thank you and good luck x OH and sorry if you have no picture pleease dont message me either !!!!!
I am a strong, confident woman who enjoys sex! I have a very busy lifestyle which limits my chances to meet people. I decided to join this site to start being more selfish and concentrate on having some fun! Being a bigger girl does not mean I am desperate or that I need to jump straight into meeting people, I need to be smooth talked first! A guy needs to know his way around a woman and how to treat her right, give her pleasure and show respect to get my attention. A few things that turn me on: Guys who make me laugh The rough look (shaved head, stubble etc!) Respectful people Watching porn A few things that turn me off: Married/In a relationship (I don't care if it's complicated I'm not interested!) Disrespectful people (come on we all have feelings!) Massive beards or long hair on guys (sorry just not my thing) Age preference 25-45 If you fancy a chat the drop me a message :)
Just looking to chat ............................................................................. will think more about this later
I fantasise about being treated like a queen and actually having good sex :)
Married life is stressful and there is no adventure, excitement, wining and dining, you know have a good time
I wanna be swept off my feet
Conversation with witty, articulate men who are preferably not significantly attached and who can either accommodate or don't mind hoteling it once in a while, step this way. The general idea is, we chat, we chat a little bit more, we exchange pictures and then if I still like you we meet. Friends first. Benefits to follow!
Just looking to chat at the moment.
NOT into under 50's
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my filters kick in.
PLEASE gentlemen do not ask me to chat if you have no profile or picture it is like chatting to a ghost
Ok im a beautiful sassy Italian blonde who is looking for some action with a stunning fit handsome man, is that you?????? Seriously lol I am a mum of a very special child. I am also working hard down the gym with my trainer to get the strength to keep up with one of you lucky guys lol ... I have had allot of experience with relationships and I now know which men I should not have gone for. I am a happy go lucky girl and would like entertainment , good fun, fine food , respect, good conversation with a man who is honest moralistic and truthful i do not like lies!. I am a very spiritual girl and am looking to regain the light I have lost in my life over the last 10 years. But first I want lots of FUN!!!! am I for you?
I have been single for a long time so I am really ready to be fucked, fingered and sucked! Sorry but I am only interested in people in local area.
First - ladies I'm straight....
Right clearly I have to make the below clearer. I'm not interested in one male nor am I trying to match you guys and take you to my bedroom. This is not about me finding a f*k buddy I don't need to go online to find that.. Trust me... It's two of you or nothing preferably friends but seeing how this goes I may just move on to the next item on my list. Tibet here I come... Giving this a week...
Ok so here is what I'm looking for doubtfully I find it but it has been on my bucked list for far too long and seeing I'm almost turning forty just about the time I at least try..
Three in bed (not sure I could handle 3 guys so that includes me as well..).
I'm not looking for a female to join just two sane guys, preferably straight, round my age, slim and have I mentioned sane? Not sure what else to say as in my mind it all requires plenty of mutual respect and reassurance the line won't get crossed..
Winks and any messages unrelated to the above will get deleted and...
Face photo available
Just looking for uncomplicated regular fun, not in to one night stands - they are never as good in reality as in the imagination. It takes time to get to know someones body for the real sparks to fly.
I have a very high sex drive - way too high to be a bit on the side or just one of a few ;-)
If things develop in to something more than all the better but I'm not really looking for that. Want someone who takes up little head space and makes me smile.
If you want to know anything else then just ask.
The following may sound grumpy but better to have things clear now than wasting time.
Not in to anal, married, smokers, pain or cross-dressers.
Also if you have sex act photos on show here I am guessing you either want a threesome with the female - not for me - or you are getting sorted and want some extra - my sex drive is way too high to be an extra ;-) - or bizarrely you feel the need to prove you know where to put it lol In any of those I'm...
Hi i am back after a little break ............... just looking for some fun and like to go with the flow and see what happens ;) As flattering as it is i really am not looking to meet up with anyone under the age of 30 sorry xx
Hi
Looking for an honest, genuine, tall, dark and fit guy who is single and available with no baggage and a face pic rather than the cock.
Good conversation, humour and manners are an asset as wll well as appreciated.
Anyone married .........not interested
Living with ex..............not interested
Cross dresser..............not interested, no one borrows my stockings and undies.
Threesomes well..........not interested, just greedy and obviously those wanting them are never satisfied with one person and they are inadequate performing.
Thanks for reading.
X
Looking to make new friends, chat and maybe have some fun along the way. I'm not interested in married guys or couples, just want to meet like minded guys with a good sense of humour, make me laugh and I'll be more inclined to message you back Age preference 25-50
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message.
If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give my number out kik only!!!!!
I don't picture swap or video swap. Anything I want u to see will be on here
I'm not here for u to experiment with nor am I here to tend to your fantasies.
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-looking ideally for a FB regular sex is so much better when you can ride the waves together rather than wham bam thank you mam
Single Men aged 24 to 38 only.
White,
NOT into skinny men so don't try I don't want to offend
will NOT meet smokers sorry!
Need to be at least 5ft 11,
SINGLE,
smell good,
be hygienic and this means personal hygiene very clean , have cleaned your teeth that day and bathed or showered !!! . If we're going to get down deep and dirty you need to...
Quiet n shy till I get to know someone
ON MY HOLS AS OF THIS AFTERNOON 22 07 2014.... Be good and play nicely.
I am a warm hearted good natured BBW .... that means very curvy,.... see profile pic... OH YOU HAVE already???? not fat and obese although I have gone down a dress size in the last 10 days due to the hot weather...looking to lose more, hopefully not from the boobs though.
I am seeking a guy in the age range of 59.... to NO upper limit. I do have a fondness for men who are very well built as in Overweight, Big, HUGE range....and please be aware I am NOT talking about your appendage... so if you are slim, slender, average, built like a whippet it will be a No....
Like most women I prefer a man to be taller than me and I am 5ft 8- 9ins... not too sure.
I am not looking for a LTR but certainly not one night stands.... maybe 2-3 times a week for mutual enjoyment.... and no smokers please.... I have a wheezy chest and those boobs are heavy so smoke will just add to my misery... lol
I like to think I can hold a conversation, am...
Love being single but miss the romantic encounters
single lady looking for fun, i would prefer to meet someone for regular meets but if i happen to meet someone who ticks all the right boxes who knows where it may go. cannot accommodate.