
Hi.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I can have fun with. I particularly love the idea of a confident slightly dominating man in bed or a guy who would maybe willing to explore my fantasies x
Hmmm what to put? Where to start?? .......
I'm looking for someone who likes/loves a woman with meat on their bones!!
I'm a BBW, looking for her Fuck buddy..... How hard can it be......
Not into MARRIED OR ATTACHED men!!!
Please only contact if you have a picture, I'm no oil painting but you can see me!!
Happy hunting!!! Mwah
Hi, single and looking for fun.
A friend and lover, a man with brain as well as balls...call me ageist but young men do not do it for me, I prefer mature and knowledgeable.
Treat me with respect and we will get along famously, if you are crass and uncouth we will get nowhere and you will get nothing...
Just so you all know :
- I am not interested in any guy younger than 40 years old
_ I am not interested in smokers
_ I am not interested in married, attached or have a girl friend but looking for sex guys
_ If you are one of the many with cock pictures on your profile you are not for me either.
_ Only interested in local people, for real meets, not just talking about it...
_ Last but not least, winks will just be deleted.
Have fun
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I am 5"7. Cuddly.
Have several tattoo's
Anyone interested in friends with possible benefits
I enjoy good food, good wine and good company.
My kids are my life so they will always come first.
My time is usually spent either working or with my kids. The few days I get to myself is where you come in.
So come say hi and let's see where it goes.
If u don't have a pic, you'll be filtered
But have a good line and I might just say hi.
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X