Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I can be a bit quite when I first meet someone I don't know, but don't let that put you off. I've been on my own for quite a while now, so I'm looking for some nsa sex fun indoors/outside. I have a good sense of humour & willing to try anything within reason. Hope to hear from you soon! I'm unable to accommodate.
Hi All,
I'm just looking to meet some new people, have a chat and see where it goes.
If we have a connection and decide to meet then this would be good.
Was Collared so thanks for looking, I won't be needing any advice, decided to see what else is out their as I guess size really does mater
***IF YOU ARE A SMOKER OR ARE MARRIED OR IN A RELATIONSHIP OR LOOKING FOR A ONE OFF I AM NOT FOR YOU AS I AM LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP SO PLEASE DONT CONTACT ME THANK-YOU****** Caucasian ONLY please Thank you
Hi guys!
Please don't send cock pictures too me I'm too classy for that :) x
I want a Sherlock to my Irene Adler :) xx
Hi there! I can't believe I'm doing this but life's too short! What can I say about myself?! I am very outgoing and social woman. I love meeting new and like minded people. I'm always up for a good time. I'm very caring, funny and cute! Although I'm not looking for a relationship, I love to be spoiled by a man and enjoy returning the favour! Not into group fun. Like to have one on one interaction.
Yes I ride a bike! My other passion is music....
**update**
Ok I think I need to make myself clearer!
What I'm NOT looking for is:
Casual sex
Webcam fun
Married men
Anyone over 49
To be a slave to a master!!!
What I DO need is a domdaddy to love me, nurture me, teach me and use me at his will.
Please, only strong experienced daddies only.
xxxx
Looking for someone to have regular fun with, nothing serious as im enjoying being single but not looking to sleep with loads of different people
***update on update***
SO MANY TIMEWASTERS!!!!!!!!
**update**
Ok I think I need to make myself clearer!
What I'm NOT looking for is:
Casual sex
Webcam fun
Married men
Anyone over 49
To be a slave to a master!!!
What I DO need is a domdaddy to love me, nurture me, teach me and use me at his will.
Please, only strong experienced daddies only.
xxxx
Looking for fun and friendship. Strictly no players. And see where it leads.... I'd like to find a man who can cope with fucking just one woman at a time, ie me, instead of spreading it about. I now realise this is a very tall order as it seems all men are incapable of being honest. I try not be cynical but hey it's the way life is making me.
Looking for fun - either 'one-off's' or regular but do have to fancy you!! So meet up for drink or coffee (maybe in a hotel - I'm not a diva, quite happy with a Premier as they have a bar!) and see if we can keep our hands off each other. We like each other - we book a room! No chemistry? It was still nice meeting you!! x ps. Don't often look at the 'who wants to meet you' tab - so if you do send a message!!
I'm a 45 year old woman who's looking for a genuine guy as I've been trapped in a dead relationship ( excuse the expression) for years and is looking for some excitement in my life. I would like to meet someone (preferably single) for an affair as I don't like the term fuck buddy. I would like to meet up on a regular basis as I'm not into one night stands. I've never done anything like this before and find it quite exciting, hoping to find someone who's up for a laugh. I'm not looking for a relationship but hey you never know how things turn out. Would be easier to meet up in the day. Please don't get in touch if your just after a one night stand!!!
More than a few tattoos, if this doesn't interest you no need to insult just move on!! Needs someone to fit around my times and keep up! High sex drive but doesn't want more than one partner!
I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I prefer proper session either in your house or a hotel where we share the cost! No time wastes or pic collectors. I am happy to have a MMF also but my hubby does not join in. I prefer my men between 28-43 years of age, good looking and if you are built you will go straight to the top of my list ;)
Slim, educated, creative, imaginitive woman who has played it safe with social norms all her life, and who would be appalled at herself for advertising for passion. But you know what? I'm tired of living in my comfort zone... I'm single and I'd love some intimate contact while I'm between relationships...just for fun. I don't fall in love easily and the 'inbetween' stage can last a long time! I'm adventurous, outgoing, stylish.. not looking to meet with lots of men, just one or two who are perhaps committed elsewhere (or not) but need some kind of release every now and again with a discreet woman, be it weekends, weekdays, evening, lunch hours, on the way home..... No strings, no seriousness, just two people, getting together for some laughs, games and adventure.... As many photos as you want are available on request... as long as you don't ask for them in text speak.
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem
Horny woman looking for some NSA fun. 5'2" 34f gorgeous bod that needs more attention. If you think you are up for the challenge contact me. Guys, please note that I will want to meet socially first, there has to be a mutual attraction there. I won't play on first meet.x
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...