I am looking for casual, no strings and uncomplicated sex. I love big, older (not younger than me, I want a real man) and hairy.
I am married and looking to meet interesting and intelligent people at least fifteen stone with big hands for hotel fun. No text speak, no truckers or caravanners please.
Please try and be honest, I am being bombarded with men lying about their name, age, height, marital status.....what's the point?
Why do men send photographs of them having sex with other women, is it to prove that they can actually get someone?
Men standing next to cars that are clearly not theirs or holding a large fish as if that is their only achievement.
I am forty four and married....fact
My ideal man is Orson Welles, can you match up?
Kindly don't call me hun or ask how's you? It's so common.
Lastly, spellcheck, don't look even more of an arse.
I am really lovely. ....don't be shy.
I go to Birmingham one day a week if that is a more convenient location.
50 + someone for regular meets
Looking for single people only male or female poss FFM Wanted regular fuckbuddy who can meet up on regular basis for naughty fun x Hot sensual horny lady loves to suck cock & loves pussy especially x
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
i am a married woman who is looking for a man to give me a nice time sexually. this is with my husbands full approval. He dosent mind me having fun as long as he knows about it and its not behind his back, it also turns him on when i tell him about it. He dosent ever join in, he is too shy.. I will not do anal sex or water sports,or anything to do with pain, and i am not kinky or submissive. Love oral, giving and receiving, and lots of hot, horny sex in all positions. Get in touch if youre interested and i will try to reply, but if i dont, its because i work full time and have a busy life. Not too much free time By the way, i am NOT bi, would just feel embarrassed performing with a woman, not turned on!!! Thanks for reading xxx
Not looking for complicated just want to live life to the full
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways. Oh and another thing... non-smokers only please... Am I being too fussy here???? Lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone, preferably that someone would be local to enable spontaneous meets!! Just me no husband involved! Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are under 50 years old, and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol Warning. ..... you may be subjected to sarcasm!!!!!
I am a spritely 61 year busty woman looking for saucy chat with similar age gentleman or older I have a good sense of humour and refuse to take life too seriously its too short, love swimming, walking, holidays in this country and abroad, going to the pub either for a drink or meal I am overweight and don't really care that much need a bit of beef behind me to carry my lovely big boobs, I also like bigger men nice and cuddly full of life, so if you are a fun loving person get in touch and chat .....please don't ask for photos you have one don't be greedy.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.
Had enough of WINKERS and EMPTY PROFILES WITH NO PHOTO on here so in future any more will go straight into my IGNORED LIST.
Bi curious girl looking to make friends and play with other ladies
Ladym has yet to add her profile.
hi thought I would go about changing this profile of mine!! firstly, I am not a size 10, so if that's what you are looking for, please move onto the next profile :) and if you do message me, then don't expect anything different when we meet. I am a down to earth girl, just enjoying single life, but this doesn't mean I will go with anything that moves!! I do have a filter on my profile, if you get an automated response, please do not continue to message me, as I will just get annoyed. If you do manage to be lucky enough to get through the filter, firstly, congratulations, secondly if you don't have a picture, the chances are I wont reply. I know all of the above makes me sound so horrible, but I don't do getting messed around, just angers me haha I don't tend to send cheeky pictures to anyone, its not something I do, if you were to get one from me, you would be very lucky indeed!! so please don't ask, not until you at least have spoke to me for more than 2 minutes! I can not accommodate, however I do drive....
Fem to male transexual. I still have female genitals. Never had a cock up me. Looking to be dominated and treated like a dirty whore. I want my hole violated and bred. At the moment its tight but I want stretched and turned into a slut cunt. Looking for someone to take my mangina virginity. I want to feel used and dirty. I dont fancy guys at all but that is a seperate thing to being fucked so dom guys who need a cumbucket are a turn on. In fact the uglier the better, it turns me on more. Wont do anal or swallow cum unless you force me!
. .looking for a tall..good looking...charming man to give them butterflies again . looking to build up friendship and Trust first..then happy to swap pics x
PLEASE READ PROFILE
We don't need to do this, we enjoy doing it.
Please don't bother "winking"
Married woman. Like to chat on here. No one under fifty thanks.It will be a night out for the three of us to meet and get to chat. Then if we all like each other we get down to enjoying each others bodies. My husband and I have a wonderful sex life. Need you to add an extra pair of hands and tongue.
My husband is straight.
Have a urge to try a threesome with you and my husband.We are together on this quest as a couple plus one. NONE SMOKERS ONLY PLEASE. DON'T CALL ME BABE,HUN,ETC.DONT TRY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A SEXUAL REMARK. .BE OVER 30. DONT WINK. DONT ASK FOR MORE PICTURES.
WILLING TO JOIN A THREESOME. IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAIL ME USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAKE IT MORE THAN ONE LINE. MUST EVENTUALLY HAVE FACE PICTURE. THANKS BOYS
Well this is me....I'm a 41yr old single mum, 5'9, slim blue eyes and a submissive. If you don't know what that means, look it up. :-)
Hard to say what I am looking for, think it depends on who I meet..............want to have fun with some good company....doesn't everyone? Be honest about your photo, have chatted and met up with guys who either use someone else's photo or their's is out of date, so much so that they are now bald and gained 5 stone! Needless to say that just doesn't work! No offence to the married guys out there but I'm not one who is looking for whispered phone calls from a bathroom.........
Please don't ask to 'see more of me' as it's not gonna happen!!
Looking for "the one" That special guy who knows how to make a girl laugh, whirl her round a dancefloor wine and dine her like a lady then get down and dirty when the lights are dimmed! Slim - Average - Athletic build only Like to spend my weekends camping scooter / music festivals outdoor swimming walking etc need someone up for fun both in and out of the bedroom. I do need to find you physically attractive facial wise so you must be able to show me a recent face photo and if I like what I see I'm happy to do the same