
I keep getting asked what I am looking for so here goes;- A guy who is well mannered, intelligent, articulate (If you can't spell it, then you are not for me), preferably over 40 (rules are made to be broken), preferably no young children, decent looking over 5ft 8 slimmish/athletic build.
I want one guy not a string of casual meets, who I can see on a regular basis mainly weekends, so probably best if you live within an hours drive of me.
I love weekends away, nights in and out and lazy Sundays in bed!
I would be no good playing second fiddle, so married guys and guys in relationships are not for me.
Flattered though I am by the attention of younger guys (20's and 30's), I do want to go out for dinner and the like, so ask yourself if you are ok dating an older woman, and yes I do look my age !
Im not really into saucy chat and texts I much prefer the real thing, but do enjoy getting to know someone.
If your chat up line is fancy a fuck or do you want to suck this then please pass me by,...
just on here for a bit of fun, im 32 with 42 dd's and love sharing pics. Online fun to begin with and possible meets for right person or people. Only interested in older men age 50 plus so please dont bother me unless you are above this age thanks. i am very sub and love to be dominated and told what to do, into the very kinky and dirty stuff and love to be talked to and treated like a cheap slut, so if your the soft and passionate type im really not for you lol.
Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and engages in The Rules of The Game...I'm not about to open my home, lie back, share myself and then be ok when he gets up to leave...If you want a mistress, I want some fun.
I'm an earthy woman. A big woman. (If skinny and pert is your thing...then trot on and let's not waste precious time!). I am thunderous of thigh, winged of arm, peachy of bottom and yielding of tummy. Think Dawn French, six inches taller and more proportionate...just not quite as talented or amusing!
If you expect me to drop my knickers on a first date...you will be bitterly disappointed. It won't happen. I'm here to meet a man who has genuine intention.
Sex always gets better with familiarity and intellectual connection...foreplay comes in many guises. Dining...
I am looking for casual, no strings and uncomplicated sex. I love big, older (not younger than me, I want a real man) and hairy.
I am married and looking to meet interesting and intelligent people at least fifteen stone with big hands for hotel fun. No text speak, no truckers or caravanners please.
Please try and be honest, I am being bombarded with men lying about their name, age, height, marital status.....what's the point?
Why do men send photographs of them having sex with other women, is it to prove that they can actually get someone?
Men standing next to cars that are clearly not theirs or holding a large fish as if that is their only achievement.
I am forty four and married....fact
My ideal man is Orson Welles, can you match up?
Kindly don't call me hun or ask how's you? It's so common.
Lastly, spellcheck, don't look even more of an arse.
I am really lovely. ....don't be shy.
I go to Birmingham one day a week if that is a more convenient location.
hi thought I would go about changing this profile of mine!! firstly, I am not a size 10, so if that's what you are looking for, please move onto the next profile :) and if you do message me, then don't expect anything different when we meet. I am a down to earth girl, just enjoying single life, but this doesn't mean I will go with anything that moves!! I do have a filter on my profile, if you get an automated response, please do not continue to message me, as I will just get annoyed. If you do manage to be lucky enough to get through the filter, firstly, congratulations, secondly if you don't have a picture, the chances are I wont reply. I know all of the above makes me sound so horrible, but I don't do getting messed around, just angers me haha I don't tend to send cheeky pictures to anyone, its not something I do, if you were to get one from me, you would be very lucky indeed!! so please don't ask, not until you at least have spoke to me for more than 2 minutes! I can not accommodate, however I do drive....