Hi! I'm half Italian, half-English, looking for good looking men to possibly have fun (and banter) with. I'm very selective. No pic, no reply. Although I understand due to work, some guys can't put their face up...but I find it uncomfortable rejecting people once a face pic has been e-mailed, so I am vastly avoiding those. Also, I can't really take a cock pic/cock in fanny pic/finger up arse pic seriously - I mean, I know we're all here for some fun, but I would think more of someone if they had a bit of class about them :-s Prefer to talk to an actual face, not a pair of hairy balls :-S I am a slim size 10 with curves in the right places. I frequent the gym, like to keep myself looking good and try not to look my age, although by no means high maintenance. I tend to go for younger guys. Am up for possible chats and drinks with guys with a bit of sex appeal about them, who have a good personality, I can have a good mental connection with and are easy going like myself :-) By the way, I don't send out winks,...
Looking to make new friends, chat and maybe have some fun along the way. I'm not interested in married guys or couples, just want to meet like minded guys with a good sense of humour, make me laugh and I'll be more inclined to message you back Age preference 25-50
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Hi I'm sharon nice girl like live bands meals out seaside walking outdoor cook friends family or watch dvd cuddle up sofa bottle I'm ex biker did have bandit 600 car now just come out long term relationship like abit fun but I'm abit delicate hopefully find nice man see where it takes us
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly to start with leading to something more serious). Please read this and digest. I am NOT interested in NSA, FWB, one night stands, threesomes, or to be for anyone's selfish enjoyment. I am a real person looking for someone who is genuine. Fed up with crude messages, they will be automatically deleted. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first possibly develop into something special later). I am a real person who is interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey. Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I respond to polite messages, winks are deleted and I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first but could develop into something special later). I am a real person who is only interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey and I wouldn't change it for the world. Most of you guys have been wonderful, thank you xx xx xx Complementary therapy, colour consultancy and assessing business subjects for a college is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for back waxing, hopi ear for ENT problems or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or relaxation, feel free to ask....
Hi!, I would describe myself as genuine, mysterious, passionate and caring but I am also quite direct with a dry sense of humour. I enjoy evenings out, fine cuisine and special weekends. I do know what I want and always ready to try new things! :-) I am after someone who is confident, educated, intelligent, attractive, considerate with good manners and a good sense of humour! I am looking for fun initially but something more serious could develop with the right person! :-) Please do not send me a message if you don't have a picture as
I will not reply to you if I don't know what you look like. Thank you for reading my profile!
Looking for one lover, must be clean and smell good and a must is to have fresh breathe, I'm all those things so message and let's get to know each other's wants and needs :)
Hi guys!
Please don't send cock pictures too me I'm too classy for that :) x
I want a Sherlock to my Irene Adler :) xx
Where to start.... Hmmmm. I am intelligent and driven. Successful career. Fun to be around with a dark and sensual side. Know what I like and don't like. No push over and not interested in idiots with pictures of their cocks out. Sorry. I am married. I have a wonderful husband. I don't intend for this to change. I have curves and bits that are soft and squishy, no thigh gap - they are to sexy to not touch each other, so if you want a size 8 move on. I go to the gym to de stress and in an attempt to keep enjoying good food and wine. Not to become something I am not. Been there. Not interested. Dark hair, dark eyes and incredibly soft lips. Don't be offended or rude if I say no thanks. Just know what I am after. x ps. If you can't even say hello, a wink really isn't going to cut it. So stop winking!
A single BBW woman,size18-20/C-Cup. I'm looking for clean,safe,non-smoking respectful guys ideally aged 40-55yrs old for some fun loving summertime madness!:).
I will not be tied up,blindfold or heavily dominated though.
Willing to travel not host.
Im not looking for a girl/boy friend relationship, im not a sub and im not looking for a dom im just looking for a man who is into pleasure and bondage (giving, receiving or both), the bondage is optional if you are not into it thats not a problem, i am not into the BDSM scene just looking for a like minded friend with benefits to have regular fun with.
please do not start off your messages to me asking to meet me we need to chat first, get to know each other before we meet, im sure you have heard of the dangers of meeting strangers over the internet, ideally im looking for a man who is clothes size XL or bigger thats my type of man a well rounded man is a turn on a six pack is a turn off, he must live local to Southampton has i cannot travel or accommodate, im only looking for a man who is close to my own age (40-50). I am looking for a friend with benefits abit more than a fuck buddy, it would be nice to have a new friend in my life but we also have mutual,...
I'm here to find passion . I'm a sexy single , solvent woman seeking love. I'd like to get to know your mind, what turns you on and then let's take it from there. I'm uncomplicated, intelligent and articulate. I'm not seeking an attached or married man.
I enjoy being looked after and treated like a lady. I have a caring and supportive nature too.
I'm happy to exchange a photo via email. My photo isn't here for professional reasons. I assure you- I'm lovely!!! ( so I'm told). I'm happy to provide one.
So if you like what you read, do get in touch! X
Just looking to chat at the moment.
NOT into under 50's
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my filters kick in.
PLEASE gentlemen do not ask me to chat if you have no profile or picture it is like chatting to a ghost
Good looking busty blonde, look younger than my years & very young at heart. Flexible & fit just not stick thin. Looking to have some mutual fun nights with decent gentlemen. So if your looking for something a little bit more decent than some on here I could be it. I joined date 4 sex, go out first then sexy fun after. ***Have to meet in public first off. I love sex and playing around but I'm not kinky so no gimp masks, swinging parties, golden showers etc for me thanks! Not here for penpals thanks seems a lot of you are all talk no action, shame. ;) Just because I am on a site for Sex/FWB does not automatically mean you be crass, crude and have bad manners, SO BE POLITE & respectful if you wish for me to respond. That's me if you don't like it move onto another profile where some old slapper I'm sure will. Thanking you :-) **** I'm not interested if your over 45 or married no point in messaging me. Nor if you have no substance by that I mean your life is mearly about "hanging out with your mates & football" only,...
Love being single but miss the romantic encounters
I am a strong, confident woman who enjoys sex! I have a very busy lifestyle which limits my chances to meet people. I decided to join this site to start being more selfish and concentrate on having some fun! Being a bigger girl does not mean I am desperate or that I need to jump straight into meeting people, I need to be smooth talked first! A guy needs to know his way around a woman and how to treat her right, give her pleasure and show respect to get my attention. A few things that turn me on: Guys who make me laugh The rough look (shaved head, stubble etc!) Respectful people Watching porn A few things that turn me off: Married/In a relationship (I don't care if it's complicated I'm not interested!) Disrespectful people (come on we all have feelings!) Massive beards or long hair on guys (sorry just not my thing) Age preference 25-45 If you fancy a chat the drop me a message :)
I need a damn good fuck.
Quick, easy.
You walk in to my flat, we get naked, have sex, and foreplay, you leave. Job done.
If you want to make it a regular thing, please do keep in touch.
If you're a time waster, just don't bother contact me.