Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
Just to update, I read all my messages and respond accordingly. I am not interested in couples or threesomes. I am sensitive in the right area. Loves to talk dirty, which girl doesn't like to be spoilt pampered and enjoy nice gifts. I am up for a laugh and looking for a fun person.
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Hi i'm Poppy. I'm 20 years old in a very happy femdom relationship with my boyfriend. I have lots of practice in being dominant over my boyfriend and the next step we have chosen to take is cuckolding. I'm looking for a man with a 8/9 inch penis to have sex with while my boyfriend watches. Its is purely sex i am looking for not a relationship
I will not reply to winks alone send a message
I am Hannah! I am from the northwich area, but spend alot of time in manchester as that is where I work. I am 23 .. X
Hi guys my names jay and on here for fun and frolics.......
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
HI , outgoing confident active fun loving woman hoping to gel with a genuine guy x
Thanks for looking at my profile I am looking to meet single men in Batley and surrounding area between the age of 18 to 50 for threesomes with me and my husband you must be able to accommodate in your home we do not meet at hotels or clubs sorry if you dont have a face pic on your profile or attach to a message I will not reply
the only way to behave is to misbehave x love this quote from Mae West, she also said which is very true that a Man's kiss is his signature. I know its a cliche but I love being kissed and kissing back obviously. I like anything that stimulates the body as well as the mind....anything physical should start with vivid imagination, creativity and of course lots of flirting!
50 year old lady, looking for male company for nights out/in.......Love the outdoors and walking.
not looking for one-nighters. looking for one regular exclusive special friend. if that leads to more, thats fine with me. I'm not married, living with anyone or even dating anyone, so it would be better if you were totally single aswell. NOT INTO MARRIED MEN WHATEVER YOUR SITUATION IS. sorry.
if you're easily offended, please do not message me, because I really will say it as it is. you see, I can actually have a conversation because I'm real
Think I also need to point out that I don't want to be anyones Dom or Sub, that's not the site I joined.
bit of an insight into me......... bit daft?? of course sometimes. stupid??? never. So please don't try and pull the wool over my eyes.
saw something funny yesterday "if your happy and you know it, thank your ex". made me chuckle
Please have a pic of your face available, otherwise I'll automatically think you're not single ..........
Wow, how many more excuses can guys come up with for not having a pic?
"One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else" x
I'll add more to this...
I'm a horny little devil right now. In fact all day every day lately! I love middle of the night sex. I love to dress up in sexy undies but willing to dress up in pretty much anything I want hot sexy fun. Someone who will take control and tell me what they want. I want to be a dominatrix. Also someone who can be my sex slave . I love watching porn gets me right in the mood . I want someone to share and recreate all our wildest fantasies together. So don't just massage hi message me your wild fantasies and I'll see if you interest me? Or it's something I fancy joining you with!
Hello all! slightly oddly humoured woman seeks some fun with a tall, fit, intelligent, witty, kind and passionate man.... I'm not interested in one night stands, not interested in gratuitous no strings sex .... learning someone's body takes time, and I love to learn! I'd like one guy to spend time with ...go out with... laugh with...who knows...don't get me wrong, I have no desire to have a full on relationship either.. ...If you want to know more about me, ask away.... (Sorry, but if you are married or attached, please don't message me. I won't answer.)
Honestly, I'm looking for a relationship, but happy for some fun on the way!! I prefer the younger man, so please don't be offended if I don't respond to anyone older. I also don't respond to anyone without a pic or anyone attached or married!
I'm looking for someone that's.....fat. forties and fanciable.....for chat and a laugh. Then see where it leads.
Not into one night stands or young blokes.
Hi guys I'm young very fun and bubbly always up for a great time i am a PLUS SIZE lady size 18 I do have pictures but don't have them up on here as I'm discrete so if you want to chat else where I'm happy to send pics etc. Tall brown skin and a bubbly personality hope to hear from you guys soon xx
Never really tried this sort of thing before but feel disillusioned by relationships so thought- why not? I would describe myself as someone who's quite shy at first but I come out of my shell (especially after a drink!) I'm intelligent and literate with a good sense of humour, a huge range of interests and I can talk about almost anything. Aside from that I'm bisexual, fairly sexually adventurous and do have a kinky streak (but nothing too out there!) I'm a full figured size 18 with DD boobs. I have a very high sex drive and I must admit I sometimes can't go for long without cock... I guess I just love it too much! ;) I'm very curious to try having sex with older men as this is something I've never experienced and a bit of a fantasy for me... I also would love a threesome with two guys and if I'm honest the thought of a gangbang is a huge turn on too... another fantasy is to visit a swingers club so if anyone reading has any experience in this I would be a 'willing student'. I also enjoy the idea of a role play where a...
I would love to meet someone for fun dates, good conversation, and amazing nsa sex with good chemistry. Must be tall, well mannered, confident and respectful x
I would love to meet someone for fun dates, good conversation, and amazing nsa sex with good chemistry. Must be tall, well mannered, confident, clean, have nice teeth and be respectful.