Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
not looking for one-nighters. looking for one regular exclusive special friend. if that leads to more, thats fine with me. I'm not married, living with anyone or even dating anyone, so it would be better if you were totally single aswell. NOT INTO MARRIED MEN WHATEVER YOUR SITUATION IS. sorry.
if you're easily offended, please do not message me, because I really will say it as it is. you see, I can actually have a conversation because I'm real
Think I also need to point out that I don't want to be anyones Dom or Sub, that's not the site I joined.
bit of an insight into me......... bit daft?? of course sometimes. stupid??? never. So please don't try and pull the wool over my eyes.
saw something funny yesterday "if your happy and you know it, thank your ex". made me chuckle
Please have a pic of your face available, otherwise I'll automatically think you're not single ..........
Wow, how many more excuses can guys come up with for not having a pic?
"One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else" x
I'll add more to this...
Lets chat get t no each other c where things go.im quite shyish.have a gud but perculiar soh sum wud say.i also wont answer any messages with pictures of ur cock or no pic at all.im very smiley n giggly im told.love to laff.love to love.have lots to occupy my life but recently realising im missing something and my name is ANDREA!!!!
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Ok so iv bin on here a while now n have managed to have some fun and as much as I have enjoyed I believe I'm now looking for something a little bit more than NSA but not the full on relationship either if that interests u then please get in touch
I'm Happy go lucky with a G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 27 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat thanks for reading n Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
I'm a single mum from Liverpool now I live in Southport with my daughter. I'm looking for SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN ME to have nsa and might lead to a relationship with the right person. I'm very experience and has a high sex drive.. We could meet up for a drink and see how it goes. We could book a hotel room in Southport. ANY MARRIED just jog on i'm not interested
im a loving careing person i got brown hair with high lights blue eyes size 10 a36 c bust like to have a laugh and a joke like going out going to the movies dvds and love cosy got my heart broke im just chatting at the mo would be nice to meet sumone nice x
HI IM JO IM LOOKING FOR SOME DISCREET FUN........... I DO HOW EVER HAVE A HUSBAND BUT I LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN ON THE SIDE ........... THIS MUST BE ABLE TO FIT IN AROUND MY BUSY SCHEDULE WITH HAVING KIDS AND RUNNING MY OWN BUSINESS...... YES I WORK FOR ANN SUMMER'S HOSTING LOTS OF FEMALE PARTIES ........ SO IF YOU THINK UR RIGHT FOR THE FUN I WANT THEN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE THANKS........
Back again................ Still none the wiser as to what I'm after, sometimes I think I want a relationship, sometimes just friends with benefits............I do know that I have to find a man physically and intellectually attractive. One night/no strings is not really my thing and definitely not interested in anybody who is married or in a relationship. Would need to see a recent face pic before I agree to meet, obviously willing to share mine too. PLEASE READ THE ABOVE BEFORE MESSAGING ME
hi, I'm Gail, I'm lady of few words but a woman of action! Looking for younger men who have got a bit of conversation as well as being naughty. I like someone with a bit of intelligence, a sense of humour and must be genuine people. I don't meet just anyone and not looking to sleep my way through safefling.I have a great sense of humour and genuine. I'll add more as I think of it.
I'm easy to talk to and get on with I go out drinking in Wombwell Saturday nights I go to lockies bar then from there to kgs so out tomorrow night .incase your wondering my pic is real not a fake if I wanted a fake pic is pic a lot better than this lol I'm real all the way.i should also mention I don't live alone I do have a thirteen year son that lives at home with me
Just looking for a bit of fun, although I do particularly like it when a guy takes control. I live with my mum so can't accommodate, but I'm willing to travel x
I have a very submissive side that I would like to explore a little more, I'm open to trying anything, although one of my favourite things has to be giving oral I prefer guys who are older than me and have no upper age limit. I can't accommodate as I live with my mum
Looking for nsa, some fun and excitment. No expectations but who knows what may happen. I wont answer anyone who does not have a picture and dont answer winks either. So if you want to chat and see what happens, you know what to do........ Happy hunting x
A man who knows what a real woman needs to be satified, has to be a real Gentleman as that excites me !!
A man who knows what a real woman needs to be satified, has to be a real Gentleman as that excites me !!I
Ive been told im fairly dominant so im looking for a single guy whos ok with that, no married men please!, im here for meets etc, nothing heavy, so if you like wine, women and fun get back to me! soon!
Here goes then, here's the profile people keep asking for. I don't expect you to read it and I'll be telling you all this over again, but hey at least I won't be told I don't have one. I live with my partner and no, not looking for a 3some. Yes he knows but doesn't ask questions. He has the same thing going on but neither of us looking to change anything. I must add here that my partner comes first because of a recent contact who seemed to think I should talk to him when with my partner. If I'm out with him I'm with him. When we're home its not a problem but on a date its just us. If I was out with someone he wouldn't phone or text except to check I was ok at beginning of first meet or if there was an emergency. Getting the hump because I say not now talk later won't change this. I'm size 24 and I have arthritis in my knees. If either of those things bother you then I'm not for you. I am looking for friendship firstly and if there's that spark then some fun too. I...
well here goes i'm a women with needs have a high sex drive that requires immediate attention .........Im happily married except for the bedroom and 'im looking for a man who can take charge not bullish but im quite strong willed and need a man who knows just what he wants and is also attentive to my needs too this may seem a tall order but we shall see . I work full time in healthcare and cannot do daytime meets too regularly but can do weekends and any evening if you would like to know more get in touch.........................if you dare.xx Thanks for taking a look at my profile ......
hi my name is ellen
sex mad.
and iam a big girl and if ppl dont like the way i am then its there lost nt mine so if u wanna talk then message me and one of my hobbies is horse riding.