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Louise, 35

Docklands, London

Just a genuine, honest, girl looking to meet genuine, respectful guy.
DESCRIPTION:
One user friendly, professional girl. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Honest, reliable, funny, friendly, doesn't take herself too seriously, cultured, intelligent and fun
SPECIFICATION:
Single model
1 x 5ft 5" petite shell
1 x pair of dark brown eyes
1 x Long straight hair, set of own teeth
1 x Perfectly clean & healthy living attitude
1 x Educated and intelligent mind
1 x Friendly personality
1 x sense of humour
1 x Large dose of respect to others limits and boundaries
1 x discretion and loyalty
1 x Own accommodation
100% genuine TERMS OF LEASE: Is available for short or long term (subject to availability) for NSA fun.
COST: Just intimate nights in (occasional buy one get one free offers available *conditions apply) with fun, respectful, intelligent and sexy individuals.
USER MANUAL: The individual responds well to those who are fun, flirtatious behaviour, good conversation, sensuality & intimacy and of course passionate lovemaking. Thrives on great humour those who are respectful and have a fun streak.
The DO NOTS are simple: No time wasters i.e no shows and no anal sex !
Built to last, this individual has a long battery life and will perform exceptionally well. Loves and performs exceptionally. This particular multi tasking model is experienced and above all sexy. When treated with respect, this individual will respond extremely well and will be very eager to please.
Due to the unique nature of this individual please note that there is only one in stock.
GUARANTEE: This individual will arrive perfectly packaged, on time and fit for purpose. If this individual does not reach you in perfect condition you may send her packing.
APPLICATIONS: If interested then don't delay. Get in touch, serious (preferably black) suitors will be responded to.
Unit is currently Docked and recharging for next use. . . . . . . Have fun.
PS: Tattoo covered guys need not apply, thanks and black guys preferred!

Nic, 48

Maidstone, Kent

Hi i have been on this site since October 2009 and have made many fab friends along the way and chat to lots of you guys daily.
If you are only after sex please do not contact me as your answer will be NO from me. And chat i wont even consider if there is no profile pic from you or it's a cock pic. I hope you like the cheeky pics but it's look and NOT touch i'm afraid which i know some of you like, i am looking for chat on line only but not rude, just fun chat because this profile is on more than one type of site and no i am NOT over 50 either! or looking for any physical contact. .
Some of you may say well then say why put up Erotic pics well my answer is this. There are people out there who appreicate being able to look and NOT touch. If this is not you well then there are plenty of women on here who will be only to willing to fit in with what you are looking for. I am not here for the majority but the minority. If i'm not your cup of tea thats fine just don't contact me and then go funny if i turn you down for what ur looking for. Please do not ask to meet me or you will be disappointed by my answer. I WILL NOT MEET JUST CHAT too many let downs in the past to go down that road again. To many of you saying you'll meet wanna be friends and then dont turn up or try it on when most in approprate.
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If i send not interested it's as the message says "not interested" so please don't try messaging me again when i have sent that reply x PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT CAM! I know iam not to everyones taste or what a lot of you are looking for but there are some of you out there who are only looking to make friends and have a good chat and some fun and while away lonley hours. Good luck with what ever you are looking for. Nic xxxy

Fiona, 40

Colindale, London

About me:
I'm Scottish (if I could vote,it would be 'no')
I'm a passionate, sensual person. I'm large (size 22-24) I know I'm ugly and I'm fat
(hiding my wobbly tum and thighs in my photo) but I have curves.
I don't consider myself as sexy or good looking....neither apply to me.... I DO consider myself a sapiosexual, I have brains and intelligence, I'm polite, reliable, trustworthy, discrete, good sense of humour, and I'm good company.
Having studied art and design for 4 years, I got a Diploma in Graphic Design. I love art and painting and creating is my fuel...any artists out there, feel free to say hi.
I love film, music, coffee, and reading. I adore sex too...which leads to..... What I'm looking for: In a nutshell: Genuine, NSA safe fun, no hassle, no complications, and no time wasters! More specifically: Ideally someone aged 40-55 (However, I've re-discovered that younger men are rather polite and very pleasurable)
A genuine, non judgmental, educated, polite man, who is intelligent, has good sense of humour, compassion, creativity and manners and can also grasp the use the English language ( none of this " hw r u? text talk) text talk doesn't do it for me, Take it elsewhere to someone who enjoys it. I like men who can hold a conversation that stretches beyond the realms of sex. I'm also a self confessed pogonophile :P I'm looking for any meets to happen on safe,neutral territory.I prefer that any meets initially begin with a drink, see if we get on and like each other before anything happens. To the haters, size-ists, and bitter,twisted, nasty, spiteful 'men' among you:
If I'm not your type, simply move on...I won't tolerate rudeness and verbal online abuse. We're all here to find someone to have fun with, there's no need be nasty from behind a computer screen. Different strokes for different folks....learn to accept that. Have a good day/night x