
Hi!, I would describe myself as genuine, mysterious, passionate and caring but I am also quite direct with a dry sense of humour. I enjoy evenings out, fine cuisine and special weekends. I do know what I want and always ready to try new things! :-) I am after someone who is confident, educated, intelligent, attractive, considerate with good manners and a good sense of humour! I am looking for fun initially but something more serious could develop with the right person! :-) Please do not send me a message if you don't have a picture as
I will not reply to you if I don't know what you look like. Thank you for reading my profile!
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Hi i have been a widow for 11yrs have 3 children 7 grandchildren and 1 greatgrand child .which keep me quite busy. i am 5ft 5in tall slim build. love gardening, craft, cooking, holidays at home or abroad as long as the sun shines. at the moment only looking for a friend but who knows what might happen. wish you all the luck in the world and hope who ever reads my profile they find what they are looking for. Phyl
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
Hi there,
Firstly, a little about me - I am happily married but would like some naughty fun with a fit, very well hung guy.
My other half has no problem (thankfully) with me having a bit of extra fun and encourages me.
That said, I am not a time waster and know exactly what I am looking for.
I'm 37, 5'8", size 10, 9.5 stone, long legs and am told I am sexy and attractive.
My bush is trimmed...but I do go smooth from time to time (depends on situation and who's asking).
Here is a snapshot of what I'm looking for:
- A nice big, hard cock
- Relatively fit and attractive
- Very clean and discreet
- Able to hold a conversation
- A sense of humour
- Practice safe sex
- Straight or bi - (if you are bi then we might be able to have some with my hubby too)
Look forward to a message
Will soon let you know if interested!
Sheila x
Hi there,
Firstly, a little about me - I am happily married but would like some naughty fun with a fit, very well hung guy.
My other half has no problem (thankfully) with me having a bit of extra fun and encourages me.
That said, I am not a time waster and know exactly what I am looking for.
I'm 37, 5'8", size 10, 9.5 stone, long legs and am told I am sexy and attractive.
My bush is trimmed...but I do go smooth from time to time (depends on situation and who's asking).
Here is a snapshot of what I'm looking for:
- A nice big, hard cock
- Relatively fit and attractive
- Very clean and discreet
- Able to hold a conversation
- A sense of humour
- Practice safe sex
- Straight or bi - (if you are bi then we might be able to have some with my hubby too)
Look forward to a message
Will soon let you know if interested!
Sheila x
ps im looking for a daddy looking guy to suck on atm 26/09/2014
Hello Friends
I am ROSSY mix race transgender , your dream girl , you want to fuck .
about me , i am short sexy and slutty . Got lovely boobs bra size 34c , smooth body and tight bum for you to fuck whole night lol .
i am pure bottom girl who is passive and submissive too , like baby doll.
i love wearing stocking , high heels and dark lipstick.
i want you to take me to ur bed room , slowly kiss my lips and put light offf. Then hole my waist and start kissing , i love french kiss , tongue to tongue and then slowly put me on bed and start kissing my ears , neck and then my boobs . slowly release my bra , and then start cupping my boobs and then kiss and suck my nipples , while sucking on my dark brown nipples , i feel ur mosit finger on my my bum cheeks , fingering my bum . i get very hot and i felt ur rock hard cock in ur boxer. while kissing you put my hand under ur boxer short , i hold ur cock and slolwy...
ok little bit about what im looking for ,ideally looking for someone who i can have spend with in amd out bedroom .and ,if the right person comes along possibly long term relationship,not into one night stands also prfer taller guys but would consider just under 6 ft .Anyway enough info for now .SO hope to hear from you soon
I am 5"7. Cuddly.
Have several tattoo's
Anyone interested in friends with possible benefits
I enjoy good food, good wine and good company.
My kids are my life so they will always come first.
My time is usually spent either working or with my kids. The few days I get to myself is where you come in.
So come say hi and let's see where it goes.
If u don't have a pic, you'll be filtered
But have a good line and I might just say hi.
I have a bubbly, confident, outgoing personality. I like to laugh and am always up for trying things and having new experiences. I'm looking for a dom that knows how to deal with a bratty personality. Not actively looking for a serious relationship but not interested in one night stands either. If you think I'm what you're looking for send me a message xx