
If you want a laugh and a great time, we are the ones for you
We're who we say we are, we don't make plans & leave you hanging, we'll always let you know if change/cancel is needed PLEASE don't plan something with us & then disappear whilst we wait. We're fully aware, sometimes a meet could end up not further, either side, it's part of this lifestyle but don't waste people's time/ get them excited about a meet & then not having the decency to update. We're good looking (our mothers said it) fun & open to new things/ideas. Committed couple, married with a joy of life and the experiences it brings. Please don't approach us as individuals, we have open attitudes, but only play as a couple with total acceptance of the situation. NOT strangers to hard swap but only when together and enjoying a night, a day or a weekend. We are looking for a person/people to include in our life, so we want to connect as people as well as enjoy each other.We will call you out if you play us
Couple ( 58, 52 )
I am an experienced female sadistic Pro Dominant
I am experienced in pain and humiliation but am non sexual. I do not switch. I am not looking for nsa or anything else. Please do not message me if you are a Dom or looking for sexual encounters I am not interestedLooking to expand the boundaries of your pain threshold, I am not a submissive so you Doms out there stop messaging me. I have been in this lifestyle for over 40 years and not interested in any form of sexual encounter.
Female ( 65 )
I am tall, slim and looking for a discreet long term relationship, not one night stands. I can be very giving to the right person. I like to dress to impress and love stockings and high heels to show off my long legs and slim figure. By mutual consent I can be willing to try new things. I am looking for a man to spoil me in return for mutually rewarding fun. I work full time so unfortunately daytime liaisons are not on the agenda.
***update on update***
SO MANY TIMEWASTERS!!!!!!!!
**update**
Ok I think I need to make myself clearer!
What I'm NOT looking for is:
Casual sex
Webcam fun
Married men
Anyone over 49
To be a slave to a master!!!
What I DO need is a domdaddy to love me, nurture me, teach me and use me at his will.
Please, only strong experienced daddies only.
xxxx
Looking for fun and friendship. Strictly no players. And see where it leads.... I'd like to find a man who can cope with fucking just one woman at a time, ie me, instead of spreading it about. I now realise this is a very tall order as it seems all men are incapable of being honest. I try not be cynical but hey it's the way life is making me.
I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor (nothing is more sexy than a great sense of humor), who is athletic (I practice Bikram yoga every day) and has experienced a world outside of Texas (experiencing new cultures and foods make me happy).
I love life and I am looking for my best friend to share the same positive attitude without all the drama. I'm too laid-back to deal with drama and you are too.
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a fuck buddy.not into any1 whos married or got a partner...
Yes I know i got a couple of profiles but it's this 1 I'm using.. I like having fun love 69s x I enjoyed giving deep throat. I Like it outside especially when it's warm being bent over a bonnet. Mmmmm,. Bigger the better.. please call me Jo.No I don't like cock up my arse (sorry if this offends anyone).
NSA fun,I have 40f boobs and curvy.I am looking for genuine men who will not mess around and have what they say.And are generous and kind. Those of you out there that are timewasters are messing it up for those of you that maybe genuine, grow up.I cant believe the amount of dishonest and rude men there are out there. So only genuine and honest need reply xxx
PS .I know it says red hair but may i add[ I AM NOT GINGER]
Hi i have been on this site since October 2009 and have made many fab friends along the way and chat to lots of you guys daily.
If you are only after sex please do not contact me as your answer will be NO from me. And chat i wont even consider if there is no profile pic from you or it's a cock pic.
I hope you like the cheeky pics but it's look and NOT touch i'm afraid which i know some of you like, i am looking for chat on line only but not rude, just fun chat because this profile is on more than one type of site and no i am NOT over 50 either! or looking for any physical contact. .
Some of you may say well then say why put up Erotic pics well my answer is this. There are people out there who appreicate being able to look and NOT touch. If this is not you well then there are plenty of women on here who will be only to willing to fit in with what you are looking for.
I am not here for the majority but the minority. If i'm...
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
A big thank you for all the messages, there has been alot so apologies if I've not been able to reply ....but winks are a waste of time...lol
Hi, I'm pretty relaxed, discreet and work varied hours, so little time to go meet people for some fun..
Got to say hate full on shots guys, you think it looks good, not alot of the time...if you don't have a great love of self respect then move on...