just on here for a bit of fun, im 32 with 42 dd's and love sharing pics. Online fun to begin with and possible meets for right person or people. Only interested in older men age 50 plus so please dont bother me unless you are above this age thanks. i am very sub and love to be dominated and told what to do, into the very kinky and dirty stuff and love to be talked to and treated like a cheap slut, so if your the soft and passionate type im really not for you lol.
Be gentle with me....sometimes :P
I like to think I'm open-minded and want to see what this is all about...
Update: I'm not interested in anyone who's married or in a relationship, or anyone over 45. And when I say I'm not interested, I'm afraid I really do mean it.
Good luck and happy hunting :) x
Well I am looking for fun fun fun, friendships, from like minded people, been there and got the t-shirt and been burnt in the process so I'm looking for a genuine guy who will treat me and my children well and dosn't mind being part of our life's, but that dosnt meen that we can't have some fun along the way too ;-D interests include music and gigs, theatres oh and motor racing sorry no football here lol oh and mustn't forget the rabbit :-P
i've been known to be a very naughty lady in the past especialy with the right peson ;-)
"Hi I'm a hot, horny, 41yr old hottie looking for a man or woman to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite while my husband watches and videos it for later use. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned... any time, any place, any where... as the saying goes. If you are over 30 sorry dont bother i will not respond and you will need a big cock dont waste my time I'm looking for someone to fulfil me and my husbands wildest fantasies and if you catch me in the right mood I might well help fulfil yours too. Drop me a line and let's arrange to get at it soon."
Ok so iv bin on here a while now n have managed to have some fun and as much as I have enjoyed I believe I'm now looking for something a little bit more than NSA but not the full on relationship either if that interests u then please get in touch
I'm Happy go lucky with a G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 27 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat thanks for reading n Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
I'm a fun sexy female just looking at the moment. I am 5//8 slim and tanned I have long streaked hair dark brown eyes.I'm on the look out for bloke with nice body n must av tattoos on shoulders , chest n top of arms they look so sexy
A girl can be the nicest, most respectable, intelligent and thoughtful girl you know, but at the end of the day she slides her hand between her legs and plays with her pussy while thinking about being completely and utterly USED!
Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and engages in The Rules of The Game...I'm not about to open my home, lie back, share myself and then be ok when he gets up to leave...If you want a mistress, I want some fun.
I'm an earthy woman. A big woman. (If skinny and pert is your thing...then trot on and let's not waste precious time!). I am thunderous of thigh, winged of arm, peachy of bottom and yielding of tummy. Think Dawn French, six inches taller and more proportionate...just not quite as talented or amusing!
If you expect me to drop my knickers on a first date...you will be bitterly disappointed. It won't happen. I'm here to meet a man who has genuine intention.
Sex always gets better with familiarity and intellectual connection...foreplay comes in many guises. Dining...
BBW Lovers?????
i am a married woman who is looking for a man to give me a nice time sexually. this is with my husbands full approval. He dosent mind me having fun as long as he knows about it and its not behind his back, it also turns him on when i tell him about it. He dosent ever join in, he is too shy.. I will not do anal sex or water sports,or anything to do with pain, and i am not kinky or submissive. Love oral, giving and receiving, and lots of hot, horny sex in all positions. Get in touch if youre interested and i will try to reply, but if i dont, its because i work full time and have a busy life. Not too much free time By the way, i am NOT bi, would just feel embarrassed performing with a woman, not turned on!!! Thanks for reading xxx
Not looking for complicated just want to live life to the full
I keep getting asked what I am looking for so here goes;- A guy who is well mannered, intelligent, articulate (If you can't spell it, then you are not for me), preferably over 40 (rules are made to be broken), preferably no young children, decent looking over 5ft 8 slimmish/athletic build.
I want one guy not a string of casual meets, who I can see on a regular basis mainly weekends, so probably best if you live within an hours drive of me.
I love weekends away, nights in and out and lazy Sundays in bed!
I would be no good playing second fiddle, so married guys and guys in relationships are not for me.
Flattered though I am by the attention of younger guys (20's and 30's), I do want to go out for dinner and the like, so ask yourself if you are ok dating an older woman, and yes I do look my age !
Im not really into saucy chat and texts I much prefer the real thing, but do enjoy getting to know someone.
If your chat up line is fancy a fuck or do you want to suck this then please pass me by,...
I am looking for casual, no strings and uncomplicated sex. I love big, older (not younger than me, I want a real man) and hairy.
I am married and looking to meet interesting and intelligent people at least fifteen stone with big hands for hotel fun. No text speak, no truckers or caravanners please.
Please try and be honest, I am being bombarded with men lying about their name, age, height, marital status.....what's the point?
Why do men send photographs of them having sex with other women, is it to prove that they can actually get someone?
Men standing next to cars that are clearly not theirs or holding a large fish as if that is their only achievement.
I am forty four and married....fact
My ideal man is Orson Welles, can you match up?
Kindly don't call me hun or ask how's you? It's so common.
Lastly, spellcheck, don't look even more of an arse.
I am really lovely. ....don't be shy.
I go to Birmingham one day a week if that is a more convenient location.
I like rough sex. Lots of hair pulling, biting and slapping. I'm amazing with my mouth. I'd be the best oral you'll ever have!
im a big girl looking for older men
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.
Had enough of WINKERS and EMPTY PROFILES WITH NO PHOTO on here so in future any more will go straight into my IGNORED LIST.
As it would appear most of the men on here are illiterate or can't be bothered to read profiles before messaging people.....I'm not looking for casual sex, f**k buddies or friends with benefits, I'm looking for a relationship if I find someone attractive, intelligent and in good physical shape.... a beer gut and man boobs doesn't count as muscle guys so don't waste your time messaging me because you won't get a reply.....I'm not looking for a husband but I am looking for more than just sex....please note I'm not on here because I'm desperate.... I'm on here because I'm choosy lol
P.S...If you don't have a photo (of your face) then don't waste my time or yours......and I have filters set because of the sheer volume of messages I get sent. x
P.S In case you missed it the first time....I'M NOT LOOKING FOR RANDOM SEX WITH A MULTITUDE OF PARTNERS!!
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
Im single bubbly friendly woman whos after some fun x im a size 16 x