
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
Im an easy going, playful, fun loving little lady who loves a laugh!
Although I enjoy being single, I could certainly squeeze some naughty fun into my life! Nothing serious, no pressure, just some NSA good times!! Not looking for Mr Right, but wouldn't mind some playtime with Mr Naughty!!
I don't really have a type. I like a confident (not arrogant!!) man who looks after themselves. A cheeky grin & mischievous eyes are definite pluses! I don't take much seriously (including myself) and love a bit of cheeky banter so you'd need a good sense of humour to put up with me!
If you think you could keep me amused and fancy being teased and pleased by an open minded, adventurous lass then message me and lets chat!! x
Hi guys i'm Katie a 45 year old new to this sort of thing so probably sound very amateur .I am a tall girl who has a curvy figure big boobs and long legs .I prefer stocky men and i like someone who can initially make me feel at ease and allow me to be myself .if you can make me smile that is even better
I am looking for someone to flirt with me initially and maybe more if i like your profile.
I like abs eyes and bottoms so if you can provide these pics and I feel attracted to your profile would be very interested in meeting you
I just want to play really initially and we will take it from there looking for a very discreet fling thank you for looking Katie x
Looking for fun - either 'one-off's' or regular but do have to fancy you!! So meet up for drink or coffee (maybe in a hotel - I'm not a diva, quite happy with a Premier as they have a bar!) and see if we can keep our hands off each other. We like each other - we book a room! No chemistry? It was still nice meeting you!! x ps. Don't often look at the 'who wants to meet you' tab - so if you do send a message!!
Not surprised by all the flesh on here. Think I would rather keep myself for whomever I chose to show my body too. So now find this is really taking the piss. Adding and taking away, at random....
PS. I have no internet for the next four weeks. So if I don't reply I'm not ignoring you, it's because I can't.
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect and Christian grey tendencies xxxx
I DELETE ALL WINKS, so please don't bother as it just guarantees that I won't talk to you.
Just a little about me, love my hubby to bits but he's a bit too nice sometimes.
Love to meet a nice strong guy who'd just use and abuse me for an hour or two, maybe a bit longer if I bring some rope....lol
Like the idea of being humiliated , but not met anyone who is into that idea so maybe not everyones idea of fun
I've decided not to meet up now, met a guy who I had some fun with ( he really used and abused me) but felt horribly guilty since so I'm not doing it again
Just to reitterate, I'm just on this site to chat now, NOT meeting sorry.