Hi guys I'm 33 bbw, looking for a big fat cock, preferably older, I hear there lots of big boobs in orpington, anyone had a busty girl from orpington? X
Looking for one very special man for regular meetings: thoughtful, sensual, preferably educated. If you love *big* women, you may apply :-) No promises; a drink and let's see how we feel. If your message was text-speak with no punctuation at all, that's the reason I didn't respond, sorry. Makes me bone-dry. I need to see your FACE; if you're crass, I'll just ignore you.
FYI - I'm on "friends with benefits" and have one profile only. I'm not a fake I'm fussy as we all have a right to be. Well travelled, confident, gobby and high maintenance but that said I'm great company and not at all modest lol I wanna get stuck in to all that life has to offer. You can read into that what you like!!! I'm a power lifter with a penchant for good lingerie, high heels and tall good looking YOUNGER men. For some reason most of the older divorced chaps are more bitter than un ripened lemons and I can't be doing with it. I have a very sharp and on occasion, acerbic wit and I am not afraid to use it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I am looking for someone for fun sexy and will make me smile and maybe if your that good we might meet now and then for some fun x
Honestly just looking for sex no chit chat just sex. If your looking for Kate moss I'm afraid can't help you, I'm more of an adele, but I love my curves and you wouldn't be disappointed. Love oral sex then being rammed hard from behind. Horny all the time can't accom but have a car do can travel. One of my biggest fantasys is to have a MMF so maybe this can happen. And so the profile says I'm not thin!! For gods sake expect it and don't email me if it bothered u!
Just want fun!
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
A big thank you for all the messages, there has been alot so apologies if I've not been able to reply ....but winks are a waste of time...lol
Hi, I'm pretty relaxed, discreet and work varied hours, so little time to go meet people for some fun..
Got to say hate full on shots guys, you think it looks good, not alot of the time...if you don't have a great love of self respect then move on...
Hi i have been on this site since October 2009 and have made many fab friends along the way and chat to lots of you guys daily.
If you are only after sex please do not contact me as your answer will be NO from me. And chat i wont even consider if there is no profile pic from you or it's a cock pic.
I hope you like the cheeky pics but it's look and NOT touch i'm afraid which i know some of you like, i am looking for chat on line only but not rude, just fun chat because this profile is on more than one type of site and no i am NOT over 50 either! or looking for any physical contact. .
Some of you may say well then say why put up Erotic pics well my answer is this. There are people out there who appreicate being able to look and NOT touch. If this is not you well then there are plenty of women on here who will be only to willing to fit in with what you are looking for.
I am not here for the majority but the minority. If i'm...
I want a part time lover..a weekend lover with a high sex drive .... No facial hair and over 6' (only safe sex)
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a fuck buddy.not into any1 whos married or got a partner...
Hi, after much nagging from good friends have decided to take the plunge and go online. Looking to have an affair but not looking for one night stands !! I have a full on demanding job, and also volunteer a couple of times a month but am looking to share the simple pleasures of life with someone ,happy to see what happens. Always make the best of myself , a good friend and good listener just looking to be treated fairly and adding a dimension to my life that is missing. If you don't like dogs and cats then go no further ! lol
Ok so as you may tell from my pics i`m a pre op ts, if you`re interested then cum and find out more.....I`m looking for someone comfortable with the situation and ideally a fuck buddy to get naughty with.
Pre-op transgender Looking for some local discreet fun. More than a woman ;) Message me if interested or curious.
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...
Horny woman looking for some NSA fun. 5'2" 34f gorgeous bod that needs more attention. If you think you are up for the challenge contact me. Guys, please note that I will want to meet socially first, there has to be a mutual attraction there. I won't play on first meet.x