Looking for one lover, must be clean and smell good and a must is to have fresh breathe, I'm all those things so message and let's get to know each other's wants and needs :)
Hi I'm sharon nice girl like live bands meals out seaside walking outdoor cook friends family or watch dvd cuddle up sofa bottle I'm ex biker did have bandit 600 car now just come out long term relationship like abit fun but I'm abit delicate hopefully find nice man see where it takes us
I need a damn good fuck.
Quick, easy.
You walk in to my flat, we get naked, have sex, and foreplay, you leave. Job done.
If you want to make it a regular thing, please do keep in touch.
If you're a time waster, just don't bother contact me.
Where to start.... Hmmmm. I am intelligent and driven. Successful career. Fun to be around with a dark and sensual side. Know what I like and don't like. No push over and not interested in idiots with pictures of their cocks out. Sorry. I am married. I have a wonderful husband. I don't intend for this to change. I have curves and bits that are soft and squishy, no thigh gap - they are to sexy to not touch each other, so if you want a size 8 move on. I go to the gym to de stress and in an attempt to keep enjoying good food and wine. Not to become something I am not. Been there. Not interested. Dark hair, dark eyes and incredibly soft lips. Don't be offended or rude if I say no thanks. Just know what I am after. x ps. If you can't even say hello, a wink really isn't going to cut it. So stop winking!
Single lady - curvy, vivacious, bubbly, - works hard and long hours. I don't want a string of one night stands but neither do I want to spend 24/7 with someone! Looking for someone to spend quality time with.Friendship first and see where it leads...
I am a strong, confident woman who enjoys sex! I have a very busy lifestyle which limits my chances to meet people. I decided to join this site to start being more selfish and concentrate on having some fun! Being a bigger girl does not mean I am desperate or that I need to jump straight into meeting people, I need to be smooth talked first! A guy needs to know his way around a woman and how to treat her right, give her pleasure and show respect to get my attention. A few things that turn me on: Guys who make me laugh The rough look (shaved head, stubble etc!) Respectful people Watching porn A few things that turn me off: Married/In a relationship (I don't care if it's complicated I'm not interested!) Disrespectful people (come on we all have feelings!) Massive beards or long hair on guys (sorry just not my thing) Age preference 25-45 If you fancy a chat the drop me a message :)
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
Hi guys!
Please don't send cock pictures too me I'm too classy for that :) x
I want a Sherlock to my Irene Adler :) xx
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Fun loving larger lady with a bit of a thing for ice so get in touch if you fancy melting ice together
Ok so been here a while now and figured if I said more here it would save confusion later on so here goes, dont ask to see more photos of me especially if you havn't bothered posting one of your own, don,t buy all this because of my job excuses, I cannot accommodate nor would I for some one who just wants a meaningless jump, try and at least pretend your interested in me! I like to be submissive in the bedroom nothing too serious but I like a man to take control and not be afraid of what he really wants ;)
Well, this could be a horrible mistake!!!!
I'm pretty hilarious, most of the time its completely unintentional.
Busy shift worker.
Looking for something casual and would go for something a bit more regular if we both had enough fun. Said man needs to be able to hold an intelligent conversation and I'm ABSOLUTELY going to need to go for drink or two before any clothes come off!
I'm a dress size 18 (occasionally 20) so if that's not your thing, no worries.
Oh, and if you have a wife/girlfriend I'm afraid it will be a no from me
Can't accom
Good looking busty blonde, look younger than my years & very young at heart. Flexible & fit just not stick thin. Looking to have some mutual fun nights with decent gentlemen. So if your looking for something a little bit more decent than some on here I could be it. I joined date 4 sex, go out first then sexy fun after. ***Have to meet in public first off. I love sex and playing around but I'm not kinky so no gimp masks, swinging parties, golden showers etc for me thanks! Not here for penpals thanks seems a lot of you are all talk no action, shame. ;) Just because I am on a site for Sex/FWB does not automatically mean you be crass, crude and have bad manners, SO BE POLITE & respectful if you wish for me to respond. That's me if you don't like it move onto another profile where some old slapper I'm sure will. Thanking you :-) **** I'm not interested if your over 45 or married no point in messaging me. Nor if you have no substance by that I mean your life is mearly about "hanging out with your mates & football" only,...
Quiet n shy till I get to know someone
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message.
If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give my number out kik only!!!!!
I don't picture swap or video swap. Anything I want u to see will be on here
I'm not here for u to experiment with nor am I here to tend to your fantasies.
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-looking ideally for a FB regular sex is so much better when you can ride the waves together rather than wham bam thank you mam
Single Men aged 24 to 38 only.
White,
NOT into skinny men so don't try I don't want to offend
will NOT meet smokers sorry!
Need to be at least 5ft 11,
SINGLE,
smell good,
be hygienic and this means personal hygiene very clean , have cleaned your teeth that day and bathed or showered !!! . If we're going to get down deep and dirty you need to...
Chloe-Slut has yet to add her profile.
I'm looking for a tall sexy fun loving guy to enjoy London and see what happens. I have an hour glass figure, blue eyes and dark brown hair. I love trying new things, good coffee, picnics in the park, wandering and people watching! The irony is I'm not interested in seeing cock pics. Your face is what will attract me first, eyes and voice.
I enjoy lots of things and I can be very adventurous with the right guy. There should still be some mystery left in all things, some anticipation, some chase and excitement.
I'm not looking for one offs or jerk offs. If something more happens then great but I don't meet and get naked first... I'm not sure what other sites this one is attached to but I'm sure it is....
Winks or messages all good. If I get back to you, let's go. If not, don't be offended, that's life! It happens to us all..
***** Please don't email me if you are married.. I am NOT interested. Also please read the specifics, I DON'T go for short guys, over 5ft11 please, 6ft+ so much better. We all have our desires, so respect mine and don't...
Hi I not do one night stand I am for a looking for relationship.... if you are looking for a relationship message me please and I not do BJ.... I like go swimming and out of a drink with family.... messages me if you like me
A lover of life!..who likes to Dance like no one is watching...Sing like no one is listening...And live each day like its my LAST!!!..
Looking for Quality rather than Quantity!..One Amazing Guy to have fun with in and out of bed!
To enjoy fine wine..good food..And GREAT SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS...
SO...ONE HIT WONDERS NEED NOT APPLY!...XX
So I'm a single girl who really just wants to have some fun.. in and out the bedroom.. lol. I enjoy being single so not looking for anything too heavy. I like to go out for drinks and enjoy the company of someone I can have a laugh with.. life is too short for drama.. If I haven't messaged you back after you have sent me a couple please don't keep on.. it's nothing personal it just means after reading you're profile I don't think we would click. So obviously there would be no point in taking things any further. I hope you all get what you're looking for.. Good Luck
Am a natural woman with new found freedom so not looking for anything complicated. Just looking for the ONE for nsa sex when needed.