I am not looking for anything serious or any commitments just yet looking for fun and excitement. I'm in good shape and have lots of energy.
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone.
may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me.
looking for someone to make me happy, and hopefully i can do the same for u ;-)
love films, love to cuddle up on the sofa with a good film and a great guy.
i have 5 tattoos. All have a meaning to me.
I live at home with my brother and dad, but can travel if the right person asks me to
I dress comfortably and how I want to. I don't wear skirts. I tend to wear jeans and a t-shirt and a hoody :)
If you are the guy for me, who appreciates whats in the inside instead of judging the outside, get in touch.
Am a natural woman with new found freedom so not looking for anything complicated. Just looking for the ONE for nsa sex when needed.
So I'm a single girl who really just wants to have some fun.. in and out the bedroom.. lol. I enjoy being single so not looking for anything too heavy. I like to go out for drinks and enjoy the company of someone I can have a laugh with.. life is too short for drama.. If I haven't messaged you back after you have sent me a couple please don't keep on.. it's nothing personal it just means after reading you're profile I don't think we would click. So obviously there would be no point in taking things any further. I hope you all get what you're looking for.. Good Luck
Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes and unable to accommodate
If you like the look of me drop me a line, I do have filters in place so if under 38 or over 50 I'm sorry but I will not reply.
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Thanks for viewing my profile and look forward to hearing from you ;)
Looking for something meaningful and discreet with a charismatic and kissable friend.
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be 6ft or taller (as i am tall) Oh yes!!! i like a man to be a man....especially in the bedroom !! i like a bit of "kink" and i like my man to be dominant. I am single and would prefer it if your not married....call me old fashioned!!! Well, not sure what else to put....might add some more at a later date.
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
I'm looking for someone to enjoy sex with who I also like as a person to spend time hanging out and having a laugh with. Not interested in one night stands, just some nsa fun that benefits both parties. If you are in a relationship, married or unhappily married - with or without permission for extra curricula activities - then I'm not for you as I don't play with other people's toys. Oh and guys, a picture of your dick is all well and good but I'd rather see your face to know if I would possibly be attracted to you in the first place and not just see what you're packing in your trousers, no matter how impressive you think it is. As long as you know what to do with it then it would all work out in the end anyway ;)
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
No face picture, no chat....sorry :-)
Firstly my age is not 47 in 57 but dont look it problem with my profile sorry.... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for fit men shaved and with a large member ....I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... oh and for you gentlemen who don't get it shaved means no PUBIC hairs guys thanks :-)
Firstly my age is 57 not 47 prob with my typing but dont look look me age......... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for one nice gentkeman...I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... So if you like the sound of me please get in touch
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
More than a few tattoos, if this doesn't interest you no need to insult just move on!! Needs someone to fit around my times and keep up! High sex drive but doesn't want more than one partner!
Hate doing these just looking for nsa fun hopefully regular meet for some great sex xx im a size 16 but have natural 42f tits
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem