I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
right im janet as you can see I do not like men that smoke as I can not stand the smell of it so if you do pls do not get in tuch with me but if you do not then its,ok for you to chat to me and see where it go,s if you have tattoos over you body do not get in tuch
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I don't want anyone older than me, in fact I would prefer someone a bit younger.
I think at some point, I would quite like a serious relationship, so I would just like to think that that particular door is not completely closed.
I will say this now so as not to disappoint. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone who is married or still involved with their partner, I will talk to you or be a friend, but I feel it somehow undignified to be 'the other woman'. I was cheated on for ten years and know how that feels, so I don't want to encourage or entice anyone to do that. Also, I would like to think that if any 'love' developed, both parties would be free to...
Hi.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx
wow what im looking for well firstly im not looking for anything strong at the moment , I like a man too be in good shape im looking for a one off fuck and that is all if you have partner or a fb that wants to join in then all well and good as im also bi so swing both ways but im into most things I squirt too, you have to know what ur doing tbh and I like a guy who can go for ages and knows what he wants don't do want boreing want excitement
Looking for something meaningful and discreet with a charismatic and kissable friend.
I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. Lol x Just love a Real Confident, Cocky and Dominant Man's man...though I also can be Confident, little Cocky and Dominant too, when in the sack!...ESPECIALLY... when there's that pure Animalistc Chemistry there!...Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY are there no genuine men out there!? Please NO BULLSHITTERS just wanting fun, to get their kicks or thrills online...but when it comes down to it...YOU can't deliver in person!!!...or you can't come up with the goods!!! WTF! Please don't contact me!!! ....As I...
I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. To be honest, I am more interested in real Meets......Much more exciting. So if you think you got the BALLS to walk the walk, NOT just TALK the talk...Bring it on!!!...... ....Lol x Just love a Real Confident, Cocky and Dominant Man's man...though I also can be Confident, little Cocky and Dominant too, when called 4.....ESPECIALLY... when there's that pure Animalistc Chemistry there!. I do have a weakness for men of Water Star Signs...Can't help it!!! ......Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY...
Hi guys I'm 33 bbw, looking for a big fat cock, preferably older, I hear there lots of big boobs in orpington, anyone had a busty girl from orpington? X
Slim attractive white female, seeking tall, good looking W/E straight guys to join hubby and I for indoor and outdoor fun.
Slim attractive white female, seeking tall, good looking W/E straight guys to join hubby and I for indoor and outdoor fun. Could also be looking for guys who would like to be dominated and humiliated in the bedroom by a female. Hubby will watch...
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
Hi am looking for some good clean fun...... Or ,,,,, lets make it up as we go x
Am easy going .
Want so fun but not with loads of guys looking for some regular fun times nothing heavy ..
Ask away !!!***
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
Would very much like some men to bring some excitement into my sexual life as its lacking at home..Open to new sexual ideas!
Here to have a good time with young black guys, in the party or club scene or with a male group. If you want one to one, be prepared to come up with a proper date.
I am not looking for anything serious or any commitments just yet looking for fun and excitement. I'm in good shape and have lots of energy.
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I can have fun with. I particularly love the idea of a confident slightly dominating man in bed or a guy who would maybe willing to explore my fantasies x
Hello ..ok , after being on this site for a week and 5 days I have learnt a few things!
I am a very down to earth girl (mature woman to those under 28!) I am NOT a bored housewife so I don't sit around replying to messages all day so if I don't reply or reply quick it is because I work ! Saying that I am scatty slightly mad but harmless!! I am not fake If I was I would choose pics with bigger boobs!?
Serious- I am open minded , adventurous and want to experiment but I am also wanting mutual respect ...not too much to expect?
I didn't have a profile until now - was told the lack of info on me was perhaps hindering my efforts to get a bloke.... lol....but rather than a wordy profile, I am going to be short and sweet, and this is what I want. When you get to my ripe old age, you know what you want!! I don't want oldies or really young, but 30 to early 40s is cool... I do like 6 ft plus, I do like slim and sexy, I do like short hair on a guy.... I do like an appetising looking willy and believe me its a fallacy that they all are!!! I love a great sense of humour, a fantastic kisser and a man who knows exactly what he is doing...such a turn on...... "fumblers", as I call them, need not apply! I do like a man will lay me down, open my legs and eat me for hours.......... I am more and more of a mind to go younger next time....some of the torsos on here are mouth-wateringly yummy......