First - ladies I'm straight....
Right clearly I have to make the below clearer. I'm not interested in one male nor am I trying to match you guys and take you to my bedroom. This is not about me finding a f*k buddy I don't need to go online to find that.. Trust me... It's two of you or nothing preferably friends but seeing how this goes I may just move on to the next item on my list. Tibet here I come... Giving this a week...
Ok so here is what I'm looking for doubtfully I find it but it has been on my bucked list for far too long and seeing I'm almost turning forty just about the time I at least try..
Three in bed (not sure I could handle 3 guys so that includes me as well..).
I'm not looking for a female to join just two sane guys, preferably straight, round my age, slim and have I mentioned sane? Not sure what else to say as in my mind it all requires plenty of mutual respect and reassurance the line won't get crossed..
Winks and any messages unrelated to the above will get deleted and...
looking for a man to join in with me and my partner :) share me and cover me in your cum ;) be warned, im a fussy girl ;)
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I'm feminine and love my heels and nice lingerie so hopefully you'll be a fan too.
Stimulation, for me, starts with the mind so if you are unable to string a decent sentence together, are not a fan of good conversation or your first message consists of what you would like to do to me sexually then we probably will not click.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
Tall, intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I fantasise about being treated like a queen and actually having good sex :)
Married life is stressful and there is no adventure, excitement, wining and dining, you know have a good time
I wanna be swept off my feet
Any petite females fancy a threesome?
Looking for some fun with me and my 6 ft 1 partner.
Women only please!
Right gunna fill this out as people getting annoyed with me !!!! Not after a quickie after 2 messages from basically strangers, as I do have standards!!!! Yes I'm newly single so I'm just looking for what's about at the moment and see where it takes me :) oh and I'm a big girl so understand thas not everyone's cuppa tea :) Totally get that ill probably not get any messages now I've said all that lolol No pic no answer
Hi i am back after a little break ............... just looking for some fun and like to go with the flow and see what happens ;) As flattering as it is i really am not looking to meet up with anyone under the age of 30 sorry xx
Hate doing these just looking for nsa fun hopefully regular meet for some great sex xx im a size 16 but have natural 42f tits
More than a few tattoos, if this doesn't interest you no need to insult just move on!! Needs someone to fit around my times and keep up! High sex drive but doesn't want more than one partner!
Housewife from Brighton.. So horny I've just started watching porn realise I need it badly
I'm looking for friendship, a lover and more than single encounters, for casual dates with sparkling conversation sharing drinks or a lovely romantic meal. Treat me with passion, adore me, let me be your plaything, tease me, let me flirt with you, open hearts smiling and laughing, before we slip away... into a twilight delicious twinkling world of wonder and delight... Ideally you'll be taller than me, have a beautiful mind and smile reflected in your profile and real life, live close by, be single and take your mental and physical health as life lengthening commitments. I won't reply if you have no face picture or have not done your profile.
Looking for new adventures. I have a very dirty side and love to push my own boundaries. I've enjoyed letting a cab driver fuck me on my way home from a party and a trucker fuck me in a lay by in the middle of the day. Had a few gang bangs and recently met up with a gorgeous girl... we like to play together and with new friends ;) if you have something in mind for me or both of us. .. drop me a line... let's meet soon xxx I should also explain I live in Brighton but often work in Oxford, Birmingham and Manchester. .. ; ) xxx
I didn't have a profile until now - was told the lack of info on me was perhaps hindering my efforts to get a bloke.... lol....but rather than a wordy profile, I am going to be short and sweet, and this is what I want. When you get to my ripe old age, you know what you want!! I don't want oldies or really young, but 30 to early 40s is cool... I do like 6 ft plus, I do like slim and sexy, I do like short hair on a guy.... I do like an appetising looking willy and believe me its a fallacy that they all are!!! I love a great sense of humour, a fantastic kisser and a man who knows exactly what he is doing...such a turn on...... "fumblers", as I call them, need not apply! I do like a man will lay me down, open my legs and eat me for hours.......... I am more and more of a mind to go younger next time....some of the torsos on here are mouth-wateringly yummy......
Hello ..ok , after being on this site for a week and 5 days I have learnt a few things!
I am a very down to earth girl (mature woman to those under 28!) I am NOT a bored housewife so I don't sit around replying to messages all day so if I don't reply or reply quick it is because I work ! Saying that I am scatty slightly mad but harmless!! I am not fake If I was I would choose pics with bigger boobs!?
Serious- I am open minded , adventurous and want to experiment but I am also wanting mutual respect ...not too much to expect?
I can be a bit quite when I first meet someone I don't know, but don't let that put you off. I've been on my own for quite a while now, so I'm looking for some nsa sex fun indoors/outside. I have a good sense of humour & willing to try anything within reason. Hope to hear from you soon! I'm unable to accommodate.
Hi, after much nagging from good friends have decided to take the plunge and go online. Looking to have an affair but not looking for one night stands !! I have a full on demanding job, and also volunteer a couple of times a month but am looking to share the simple pleasures of life with someone ,happy to see what happens. Always make the best of myself , a good friend and good listener just looking to be treated fairly and adding a dimension to my life that is missing. If you don't like dogs and cats then go no further ! lol
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...