July 2014 - away now till 12th August We are a couple, one all woman and the other a reasonable imitation (transvestite).......one who prefers to be referred to in the female form, e.g. she not he.............we don't do phone sex, cyber, text etc., just interested in arranging meets with fit guys. Time wasters.......if you ever met them, you'd shoot them! Stay away, please. Barb once had sex in a 1960 mini cooper with two guys but her days of car sex are over! Olivia is a TV, she and I meet as a (female) couple, evening meets at our place only........interested in guys who aren't completely straight and comfortable with a TV actively joining in. We have a preference for smooth, slim guys, very clean shaven faces, showered.......and definitely no beer bellies. Thanks
looking for a man to join in with me and my partner :) share me and cover me in your cum ;) be warned, im a fussy girl ;)
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
I fantasise about being treated like a queen and actually having good sex :)
Married life is stressful and there is no adventure, excitement, wining and dining, you know have a good time
I wanna be swept off my feet
Looking to see where this goes, horny and looking for NSA fun
Face photo available
Just looking for uncomplicated regular fun, not in to one night stands - they are never as good in reality as in the imagination. It takes time to get to know someones body for the real sparks to fly.
I have a very high sex drive - way too high to be a bit on the side or just one of a few ;-)
If things develop in to something more than all the better but I'm not really looking for that. Want someone who takes up little head space and makes me smile.
If you want to know anything else then just ask.
The following may sound grumpy but better to have things clear now than wasting time.
Not in to anal, married, smokers, pain or cross-dressers.
Also if you have sex act photos on show here I am guessing you either want a threesome with the female - not for me - or you are getting sorted and want some extra - my sex drive is way too high to be an extra ;-) - or bizarrely you feel the need to prove you know where to put it lol In any of those I'm...
First - ladies I'm straight....
Right clearly I have to make the below clearer. I'm not interested in one male nor am I trying to match you guys and take you to my bedroom. This is not about me finding a f*k buddy I don't need to go online to find that.. Trust me... It's two of you or nothing preferably friends but seeing how this goes I may just move on to the next item on my list. Tibet here I come... Giving this a week...
Ok so here is what I'm looking for doubtfully I find it but it has been on my bucked list for far too long and seeing I'm almost turning forty just about the time I at least try..
Three in bed (not sure I could handle 3 guys so that includes me as well..).
I'm not looking for a female to join just two sane guys, preferably straight, round my age, slim and have I mentioned sane? Not sure what else to say as in my mind it all requires plenty of mutual respect and reassurance the line won't get crossed..
Winks and any messages unrelated to the above will get deleted and...
Hey Ho!! If your over 48yrs please don't send messages ur filtered out.. My name is Carrot, yes it is. I miss Tiffin, kissin and cuddles. Hoping to find some friends with benefits, nsa, friends and if more develops its good too. . I like guys between 28 - 48 years old. I am on the site f-buddy.co.uk. I am a Chunky Monkey, who is pretty crap in the sack ... I love being penetrated but dont do the fun things for blokes such as Bj's, going on top.... Yep I am very lazy. but do love kissin and being thrusted .. I lost my virginity at 28 . I like the erect penis to be between 7.5 inches to 8.6 inches but happy to try bigger (be gentle)lol.... I love kissing, but I hate giving Bj's and I am crap on top.... Sorry I do like a man to be strong and to be taller than me so 5ft 7 + would be cool. I prefer men with Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Australian and British dialects Accents. I am partial to men with Tattoo's, and also men with Red Hair. I also like men in the forces... they do a...
hi im a single mum of 3, my children are my world come 1st at all times, im a pro singer just getting back into it after time out to bring up the children.i like to go see bands or a dvd and a drink cuddled up, not into one night stands looking for something more on a one to one with the right man ! i do not date married men so dont message me thank you !!! neither do i date guys over 52 so again thank you but i would rather you didnt clog up my in box as im not interested thank you and good luck x OH and sorry if you have no picture pleease dont message me either !!!!!
I have been single for a long time so I am really ready to be fucked, fingered and sucked! Sorry but I am only interested in people in local area.
I may know what I'm looking for and know what I want but I don't bite so hook me up (I'm expecting you to do the biting)
Just looking to chat ............................................................................. will think more about this later
im a down to earth woman, easy going and friendly. love to have a laugh. like cosy nights in with a bottle or two. i love to pleasure a guy. love fun stuff whenever my mood takes me. especially fun outdoors, so if i sound your kind of woman then get in touch! oh and by the way guys, a first message is not can you fuck me! and guys in their 60s, please dont message me
im a down to earth woman, easy going and friendly. love to have a laugh. like cosy nights in with a bottle or two.
Kinki or romantic, soft or rough, I love sexy men with confidence. Would love to find someone who can teach me a thing or two..
I am looking for casual, non exclusive relationships. I am a confident, happy, well-adjusted 40 year old. I have blonde hair, big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (spot the movie)! I signed up to the site 'older for younger' so I am not looking for anyone older than me. I like guys younger than me (not under 22), or near my own age. No exceptions - god loves a trier I know, but everyone has a type. If you're an older guy who ignores this and contacts me anyway, don't be surprised to get the brush off. I also prefer skinny/a little muscle - too many pies is not my thing. If you have no information on your profile, or no pictures, and you message me something inane like 'do you like younger guys then?' or 'hi hun' or 'up for sum fun' - chances are you won't get a response. Just saying. I love having sex (it's true what they say about hitting 40!), and I am willing to try (or have tried) most things. I am not into one night stands (I get to know people before I have sex with them),...
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Things r a little complicated I'm seperated but have children so just looking for someone for some discreet fun and naughtyness! Friends with added benefits kinda thing xx
Hello! I'm into guys a bit older who keep in shape and have a very active imagination ;) I like guys who are cheeky, know how to have fun and hold a decent conversation... Message me - especially any rugby players out there! Ax