Hi guys... about me.... well... married mother looking for whats missing at home I supose. Im a BBW with tattoos and a sense of humour... im not in to seeing your dick pics so dont bother sending me them. Looking for someone with mutual attraction... lets chat see if we get along and then meets..I wont enter into convo unless I see a face pic too... thats not me being shallow just need to know who im chatting with.
I'm married and not looking to change that just looking for discreet nsa fun with a man aged between 25 & 50.
Ideally looking for regular meets but don't mind a few one nighters lol.
Sorry but must be a non smoker
You'll need to charm me just because i'm on this site doesn't mean i'll just drop my knickers at the drop of a hat
UPDATE
sorry but going to have to set some filters so if your not between 25 & 50 and don't have a pic up i won't see your message.
All winks and added as favourites will be deleted unless we've spoken before.
And if your profile has a pic of your cock or of you shagging some girl then sorry won't be interested come on guys leave a bit to the imagination leave us wanting to see more tease a bit.
Sorry if i'm going on but if i send a not interested to you it's because I'm not interested as one nice gentleman said to me on here sending loads of annoying and rude message to me is really going to make me change my mind
Well hello. ....welcome into an insight into the world of Shell. .
I don't have an amazing figure or flat stomach. ..im far from being a model both in age and looks but im me. ..I eat food,I have more skin than i should,I have scars,and Carry tell tale signs of having children. ..
I have a history. . Some people like me. .Some may just tolerate me. ..I have done good and yes bad too despite my naive looks lol. ..
I love my pj's and slippers and shock horror even go out without any makeup on sometimes to put the rubbish out too!!
Im random. .crazy. ..mischievous and immature at times too. ..I don't pretend to be someone I'm not I am what I am. .honest. ..loyal. .. defiantly not shallow minded and my friends describe myself as a" lovely person to know". ..
Im basically looking for an affair with one person who would like to get to know me both in and out of the bedroom dept for fun no drama times only. ..I really do thrive on banter and feel that laughing is an aphrodisiac ,ideally I'm looking for someone who is my age or...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
I may know what I'm looking for and know what I want but I don't bite so hook me up (I'm expecting you to do the biting)
The starter for ten was greeted with much enthusiasm, which was quite unexpected and appreciated !!! So I am encouraged to write a little more and add more pictures! After losing my husband just over two years ago, I am catching up as far as sex is concerned. The dating game is very different from how I remember, but I'm getting to like it again !! My preference is for tall, strong men of around my age or younger with lots of stamina, I have quite a strong sexual appetite but it needs to be nurtured and coaxed at first. I am a woman after all !! Also I'm not into anything involving pain, anal or role play. I have done the sex phone chat but not that keen on it, I am more a face to face, skin to skin person !! Happy with my independence right now and not particularly looking for anything permanent, unless the right person came along. But please don't ask me what I would consider to be the 'right person'. I don't think anyone can pinpoint what they really want in another person, I feel it all of a sudden becomes apparent and can...
a bit about myself im 5/7 size 10 told good lookin in good shape. Like dance/keepfit long walks the outdoors is a fav of mine girly things dresses high heels lace ect ect ps jogging is a good sport so if your fit and think u can keep up send message KATIE.
Oioi ;) .. typical welsh gal lookin 4 regular meets an NSA fun with someone on my level.. meaning.. I don't take life to seriously an think u can face anything if u got a smile on your face.. life's to short to be miserable an those tha play by the rules miss all the fun ;) lol not really looking to meet any1 over 40.. but never say never ini ?? Lol
luv sex but its gotta b fun..(or what's the point) h8 naughty texin an picture swapping isn't a fav either lol (sound like a lotta fun don I???)
Soooo basically if I like the sound an to a certain degree the look ov some1 then I'll meet um.. lol
I'm very open minded an I'd laugh if my grannys ass was on fire!! Lol x G x
oooh p.s if theses not a tidy face pic then I probably won't reply.. girl gotta set a few standards ain't she ???? Lol x
i'm a very shy person who loves a bit of gsoh. looking for friendship or maybe a steady relationship. i love cooking, walking, horse riding, theatre, restaurants and cinema.
looking for a man to join in with me and my partner :) share me and cover me in your cum ;) be warned, im a fussy girl ;)
Looking for some harmless fun. Like to flirt with naughty messages . Find it really horny being at work or out and about, playing a game of dares! If ur horny and daring then message me! Thanks guys xxx
I'm single I think that's about all I need to say ;)
The location has been changed to protect the innocent!
Hi, I love sex and am in a good relationship but my man isn't into kinky stuff. I'd love to experience some watersport games and to satisfy my curiousity I would like to experience another woman, whether that is in a threesome or with on other woman. I have my nipples pierced and love having my nipples played with. Any questions please ask, I'm not shy!!
hi if youre under 55 you wont be answered filters are on, only looking for bi sexual men
I fantasise about being treated like a queen and actually having good sex :)
Married life is stressful and there is no adventure, excitement, wining and dining, you know have a good time
I wanna be swept off my feet
I am a hot bi wife and exhibitionist with a passion for big cock or a nice smooth pussy. I like to dress sexily.I enjoy showing and being shown off. I am looking for a bbc as well as a BI GIRL ONLY.Will happily go bareback with the right guy. I love anal sex. I have just got brave enough to start wearing my butt plugs in public again.
I need a guy to come and punish my pussy Love my motorbiking, rock, metal various music depending what mood I am in. Live and respect biking in a very big way it's not just a hobby it's my life and very important to me. I am looking for a real masculine man, and don't believe a man should wear pink, even I don't wear pine and I am definitely not a girly girl. I don't mind getting my hands dirty and quite good with tools. Caress, massage me all over and let the fun begin. Gonna take all my clothes off and get in the bath and have a nice soak get wet slippy soap suds and bubbles all over my body. And might even masterbate my wet pussy until I have a nice orgasm. Put your hands up inside my top fondle my tits tweek my nipples and then slip your hand inside my knickers feel my smooth shaven pussy lips and parten them open and flick my clitorous with your fingers whilst licking my nipples. Put your cock between my tits and rub it in and out. When you bring me to an ultimate clitorous orgasm and...
I'm Lynne and I'm just a normal down to earth what you see is what you get mother of three children who loves being with my family and having a laugh. I also like to keep fit by playing badminton swimming gym running and walking my dog in between working work part time.
I never put small things in my mouth ;)