
Where to start.... Hmmmm. I am intelligent and driven. Successful career. Fun to be around with a dark and sensual side. Know what I like and don't like. No push over and not interested in idiots with pictures of their cocks out. Sorry. I am married. I have a wonderful husband. I don't intend for this to change. I have curves and bits that are soft and squishy, no thigh gap - they are to sexy to not touch each other, so if you want a size 8 move on. I go to the gym to de stress and in an attempt to keep enjoying good food and wine. Not to become something I am not. Been there. Not interested. Dark hair, dark eyes and incredibly soft lips. Don't be offended or rude if I say no thanks. Just know what I am after. x ps. If you can't even say hello, a wink really isn't going to cut it. So stop winking!
About me:
I'm Scottish (if I could vote,it would be 'no')
I'm a passionate, sensual person. I'm large (size 22-24) I know I'm ugly and I'm fat
(hiding my wobbly tum and thighs in my photo) but I have curves.
I don't consider myself as sexy or good looking....neither apply to me....
I DO consider myself a sapiosexual, I have brains and intelligence, I'm polite, reliable, trustworthy, discrete, good sense of humour, and I'm good company.
Having studied art and design for 4 years, I got a Diploma in Graphic Design. I love art and painting and creating is my fuel...any artists out there, feel free to say hi.
I love film, music, coffee, and reading.
I adore sex too...which leads to.....
What I'm looking for:
In a nutshell: Genuine, NSA safe fun, no hassle, no complications, and no time wasters!
More specifically: Ideally someone aged 40-55 (However, I've re-discovered that younger men are rather polite and very pleasurable)
A genuine, non judgmental, educated, polite man, who is intelligent, has good sense of humour, compassion, creativity and manners and can also grasp the use the English language ( none of this " hw r u? text talk) text talk doesn't...
Well, this could be a horrible mistake!!!!
I'm pretty hilarious, most of the time its completely unintentional.
Busy shift worker.
Looking for something casual and would go for something a bit more regular if we both had enough fun. Said man needs to be able to hold an intelligent conversation and I'm ABSOLUTELY going to need to go for drink or two before any clothes come off!
I'm a dress size 18 (occasionally 20) so if that's not your thing, no worries.
Oh, and if you have a wife/girlfriend I'm afraid it will be a no from me
Can't accom
Just a genuine, honest, girl looking to meet genuine, respectful guy.
DESCRIPTION:
One user friendly, professional girl. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Honest, reliable, funny, friendly, doesn't take herself too seriously, cultured, intelligent and fun
SPECIFICATION:
Single model
1 x 5ft 5" petite shell
1 x pair of dark brown eyes
1 x Long straight hair, set of own teeth
1 x Perfectly clean & healthy living attitude
1 x Educated and intelligent mind
1 x Friendly personality
1 x sense of humour
1 x Large dose of respect to others limits and boundaries
1 x discretion and loyalty
1 x Own accommodation
100% genuine
TERMS OF LEASE: Is available for short or long term (subject to availability) for NSA fun.
COST: Just intimate nights in (occasional buy one get one free offers available *conditions apply) with fun, respectful, intelligent and sexy individuals.
USER MANUAL: The individual responds well to those who are fun, flirtatious behaviour, good conversation, sensuality & intimacy and of course passionate lovemaking. Thrives on great humour those who are respectful and have a fun streak.
The DO NOTS are simple: No time wasters i.e no shows and no anal sex !
Built to...
No, I am definitely NOT looking for a serious relationship (so please dont ask and PLEASE don't keep going on about it -I find it arrogant and really insulting to my intelligence- it can be taken as a given!) I am looking for friends with benefits. For me, sex usually gets better as I get to know someone. I prefer to exchange recent and honest face photos via email, then meet up for a friendly drink. If there is a mutual attraction we can go on to the next step. I do not expect to be taken out for meals etc. However, for the first date I have to insist that we meet in a public place and spend a drink or two getting to know each other. This is for the safety of both parties. Yes I have met men on this website and yes I have slept with some of them. Please do not send me crude and aggressively sexual emails. A friendly and flirtatious message is much better I prefer not to be contacted by married men, unless you have plenty of free time and can meet in the evenings. Good personal hygiene and condoms are an...