Hi I am going to say it as it is I haven't been in a relationship for over 6 years and that means sex free for that time and although im not looking for a relationship nor am I looking for a one night stand that is something I have never done and will never do so I guess you can say I am looking for a friend with benefits its either that or join the nunnery.....no married men and no one showing there willy thank you.xx
Looking for "the one" That special guy who knows how to make a girl laugh, whirl her round a dancefloor wine and dine her like a lady then get down and dirty when the lights are dimmed! Slim - Average - Athletic build only Like to spend my weekends camping scooter / music festivals outdoor swimming walking etc need someone up for fun both in and out of the bedroom. I do need to find you physically attractive facial wise so you must be able to show me a recent face photo and if I like what I see I'm happy to do the same
I'm looking for fun, at first, with a view to seeing where it can lead to ...... Also like being told what to do, within reason .....
Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and engages in The Rules of The Game...I'm not about to open my home, lie back, share myself and then be ok when he gets up to leave...If you want a mistress, I want some fun.
I'm an earthy woman. A big woman. (If skinny and pert is your thing...then trot on and let's not waste precious time!). I am thunderous of thigh, winged of arm, peachy of bottom and yielding of tummy. Think Dawn French, six inches taller and more proportionate...just not quite as talented or amusing!
If you expect me to drop my knickers on a first date...you will be bitterly disappointed. It won't happen. I'm here to meet a man who has genuine intention.
Sex always gets better with familiarity and intellectual connection...foreplay comes in many guises. Dining...
Just to update, I read all my messages and respond accordingly. I am not interested in couples or threesomes. I am sensitive in the right area. Loves to talk dirty, which girl doesn't like to be spoilt pampered and enjoy nice gifts. I am up for a laugh and looking for a fun person.
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
Looking for nsa, some fun and excitment. No expectations but who knows what may happen. I wont answer anyone who does not have a picture and dont answer winks either. So if you want to chat and see what happens, you know what to do........ Happy hunting x
hi, I'm Gail, I'm lady of few words but a woman of action! Looking for younger men who have got a bit of conversation as well as being naughty. I like someone with a bit of intelligence, a sense of humour and must be genuine people. I don't meet just anyone and not looking to sleep my way through safefling.I have a great sense of humour and genuine. I'll add more as I think of it.
Back again................ Still none the wiser as to what I'm after, sometimes I think I want a relationship, sometimes just friends with benefits............I do know that I have to find a man physically and intellectually attractive. One night/no strings is not really my thing and definitely not interested in anybody who is married or in a relationship. Would need to see a recent face pic before I agree to meet, obviously willing to share mine too. PLEASE READ THE ABOVE BEFORE MESSAGING ME
BBW Lovers?????
the only way to behave is to misbehave x love this quote from Mae West, she also said which is very true that a Man's kiss is his signature. I know its a cliche but I love being kissed and kissing back obviously. I like anything that stimulates the body as well as the mind....anything physical should start with vivid imagination, creativity and of course lots of flirting!
Well I am looking for fun fun fun, friendships, from like minded people, been there and got the t-shirt and been burnt in the process so I'm looking for a genuine guy who will treat me and my children well and dosn't mind being part of our life's, but that dosnt meen that we can't have some fun along the way too ;-D interests include music and gigs, theatres oh and motor racing sorry no football here lol oh and mustn't forget the rabbit :-P
i've been known to be a very naughty lady in the past especialy with the right peson ;-)
Im single bubbly friendly woman whos after some fun x im a size 16 x
PLEASE READ PROFILE
We don't need to do this, we enjoy doing it.
Please don't bother "winking"
Married woman. Like to chat on here. No one under fifty thanks.It will be a night out for the three of us to meet and get to chat. Then if we all like each other we get down to enjoying each others bodies. My husband and I have a wonderful sex life. Need you to add an extra pair of hands and tongue.
My husband is straight.
Have a urge to try a threesome with you and my husband.We are together on this quest as a couple plus one. NONE SMOKERS ONLY PLEASE. DON'T CALL ME BABE,HUN,ETC.DONT TRY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A SEXUAL REMARK. .BE OVER 30. DONT WINK. DONT ASK FOR MORE PICTURES.
WILLING TO JOIN A THREESOME. IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAIL ME USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAKE IT MORE THAN ONE LINE. MUST EVENTUALLY HAVE FACE PICTURE. THANKS BOYS
Hi im Amanda Am i going to list my life, loves and fetishes on here? No. Do i suffer fools? No So if your a fool you will suffer. I look forward to hearing from you ;)
hi work commitments,and unsocial hours prevent from having relationship,ideally looking for a regular friend for fun,not after lots of one nighters,im single,,looking to meet ,over drinks etc,see if the chemistry is there,so send me a message if this could be youxx
Feliz caza chicos estar seguro no lo siento Ok so a little bit of what I'm looking for !! A tall , tanned , muscular man with a G.S.O.H an easy going & if u have tattoos then thats a bonus ;-) I'm not looking for anything serious because as stated in my profile I'm married my filters are for ages between 21-31 and for profiles that have a pic so sorry if you dont fit in this criteria I will not be receiving your messages. Also dont messge me if you are looking for somebody to swap naughty pics and have dirty chat with as thats not what im into I dont find it very classy.
Maybenot has yet to add her profile.
I am a spritely 61 year busty woman looking for saucy chat with similar age gentleman or older I have a good sense of humour and refuse to take life too seriously its too short, love swimming, walking, holidays in this country and abroad, going to the pub either for a drink or meal I am overweight and don't really care that much need a bit of beef behind me to carry my lovely big boobs, I also like bigger men nice and cuddly full of life, so if you are a fun loving person get in touch and chat .....please don't ask for photos you have one don't be greedy.
Looking for a threesome with a male and female never done it before but would like to. Always hot and horny