I have no idea what to say on these things realli lol. Sorry I haven't out up a face picture, but I don't mind sending one if we talk etc. I'm not looking for anything serious I guess. Just seeing what's out there now I'm single x
I keep getting asked what I am looking for so here goes;- A guy who is well mannered, intelligent, articulate (If you can't spell it, then you are not for me), preferably over 40 (rules are made to be broken), preferably no young children, decent looking over 5ft 8 slimmish/athletic build.
I want one guy not a string of casual meets, who I can see on a regular basis mainly weekends, so probably best if you live within an hours drive of me.
I love weekends away, nights in and out and lazy Sundays in bed!
I would be no good playing second fiddle, so married guys and guys in relationships are not for me.
Flattered though I am by the attention of younger guys (20's and 30's), I do want to go out for dinner and the like, so ask yourself if you are ok dating an older woman, and yes I do look my age !
Im not really into saucy chat and texts I much prefer the real thing, but do enjoy getting to know someone.
If your chat up line is fancy a fuck or do you want to suck this then please pass me by,...
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
I'd say the best parts of my body are my lips and by boobs, I'm new to this site so not really sure what to rite, I'm very open minded so if you'd like to more don't hesitate to say hi and I'll answer anything that you'd like to now.
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im quiet and fun loving very open minded and love men in uniform and dont like to judge people im engaged to a wonderful guy who i met on this site a few yes ago so sorry no meets im here to chat with some lovely guys and have fun i miss listening to ur fantasies and turning u guys on so if ud like to chat to me without the need to meet i look forward to hearing from u.
I am a spritely 61 year busty woman looking for saucy chat with similar age gentleman or older I have a good sense of humour and refuse to take life too seriously its too short, love swimming, walking, holidays in this country and abroad, going to the pub either for a drink or meal I am overweight and don't really care that much need a bit of beef behind me to carry my lovely big boobs, I also like bigger men nice and cuddly full of life, so if you are a fun loving person get in touch and chat .....please don't ask for photos you have one don't be greedy.
hi thought I would go about changing this profile of mine!! firstly, I am not a size 10, so if that's what you are looking for, please move onto the next profile :) and if you do message me, then don't expect anything different when we meet. I am a down to earth girl, just enjoying single life, but this doesn't mean I will go with anything that moves!! I do have a filter on my profile, if you get an automated response, please do not continue to message me, as I will just get annoyed. If you do manage to be lucky enough to get through the filter, firstly, congratulations, secondly if you don't have a picture, the chances are I wont reply. I know all of the above makes me sound so horrible, but I don't do getting messed around, just angers me haha I don't tend to send cheeky pictures to anyone, its not something I do, if you were to get one from me, you would be very lucky indeed!! so please don't ask, not until you at least have spoke to me for more than 2 minutes! I can not accommodate, however I do drive....
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Just a sensual lost soul ! Fed up of my toy now ! Need some real skin contact !
I am 5ft 6in, cuddly, more Dawn French than Twiggy, looking for NSA at present time. Like going to the pub [newcastle brown and guest ales], heavy metal and gothic rock music, love going to concerts.
I would like someone who treats me nice with lots of cuddles and kisses!! I am bossy and stroppy and thats the good points!!!
HELLO, GOOD DAY & WELCOME TO MY PROFILE.............................. Are you looking for a full dating relationship with a divorced tender supportive gentle tactile trustworthy average sized lady, family long gone, you want more than 1 night stands or meals & sex.......... you are . a NON smoking UNattached spontanious gent, 58-66ish taller than my 5'5 -without my heels-, clean shaven smartly dressed with no dependant kids.not much more than 20 miles radius of Manchester. Preferably LOVE to travel to unusal places (thats very important to my life) ...well why not get in touch...........you never know SORRY I have NO interested in younger (no matter what yo say or do or beg it WILL NOT alter. Nor WOMAN OR COUPLES OR ATTACHED also I would never dream of recieving or giving any forms of abuse THATS worse than horrendous .......please all I DO NOT view cams or turn mine on nor have sex on line (thats so stupid, whats the point of it) nor sex chat for its the same over and over again. Looking simply for a full dating relationship gent my age group (61) not my kids(40s) or grandsons(20s) ages ........ I do NOT want nsa or meal and...
attached and looking for a some Sexy NSA encounters with another man for raunchy threesome x Only non smokers please x
hi im Cat lookin 4 discreet spontaneous fun!! Dont want a relationship just uncomplicated sex! If you shaved n smooth contact me n we'll take it from there
Very shy woman wanting some no strings fun, fed up with being lonely.
Looking for single people only male or female poss FFM Wanted regular fuckbuddy who can meet up on regular basis for naughty fun x Hot sensual horny lady loves to suck cock & loves pussy especially x
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
Very bubbly and outgoing older lady who enjoys life and would like someone of the same mind who is attentive and romantic
Not sure what im looking for but what im NOT looking for is one night stands, no weird or no sick stuff. So those who are into all that kind of thing please dont contact me because I dont find it a turn on.. more a turn off. SERIOUSLY................STOP WITH THE WINKS !!!!! Ideally, id like to meet someone on a regular basis.. to go out and stay in. My preference is for younger guys ,, although i would consider a guy around my own age. Guys please get the message.. if i say no, I'm unlikely to change my mind with the next message you send .. I say no for my own reasons.
Fem to male transexual. I still have female genitals. Never had a cock up me. Looking to be dominated and treated like a dirty whore. I want my hole violated and bred. At the moment its tight but I want stretched and turned into a slut cunt. Looking for someone to take my mangina virginity. I want to feel used and dirty. I dont fancy guys at all but that is a seperate thing to being fucked so dom guys who need a cumbucket are a turn on. In fact the uglier the better, it turns me on more. Wont do anal or swallow cum unless you force me!