
People with 'cock pics' for their profile pic need not message me as I find they are what theyre showing - A total Dick!!! I find it quite insulting really as youre assuming i'm gonna be ok with u flashing ur (usually small and ugly) bits - and it does the complete opposite of what im assuming the intenton is - its a total turn off!! So.........................no dick pics!!!! At the risk of soundling like a right picky bitch (after all this is the bit when i say what I want and don't want) please do not send me any of those 'sexy scenarios'!! Everyone that does it thinks theyr'e being unique - erm ur not!! Its not a turn on and i dont even read them anymore - if u wanna get to know me chat to me - by telling me ur gonna give me the best sex of my life or orgasms that are gonna have me screaming and writhing in ecstasy (ur words not mine) then I lose interest straight away and ur attempt at being sexy kinda falls flat!! And as for what I do want - ask me!!! Talk to me - I wont...
Shopping List
Single / Seperated / Divorced only
White Caucasian
Quite like tall as I'm 5ft 5 flat so 5ft 9 onwards
Professional
Well spoken no accent
Non Smoker
Intelligent
Funny
Great body
Good looking
Own Home
Solvent
Independent
Local
Want to be treated well and spoilt i like attention taken out, wined and dined, see new things shown and taught as well as a great lover
But i can wait and be patient x
Hey..looking for a GENTLEMAN, preferably older than myself.... well endowed, intelligent and cool who is respectful to others....im petite, blonde, curvy with a pretty face. I AM as described and have more pics. I'm looking for meets, have met couples and a few select guys ! I love to laugh, im passionate, and kind..... i treat people with respect. Need to get to know someone, connect, and if all feels good then meet for drinks and fun xx Ps. Size really does matter to me ! x
Good looking busty blonde, look younger than my years & very young at heart. Flexible & fit just not stick thin. Looking to have some mutual fun nights with decent gentlemen. So if your looking for something a little bit more decent than some on here I could be it. I joined date 4 sex, go out first then sexy fun after. ***Have to meet in public first off. I love sex and playing around but I'm not kinky so no gimp masks, swinging parties, golden showers etc for me thanks! Not here for penpals thanks seems a lot of you are all talk no action, shame. ;) Just because I am on a site for Sex/FWB does not automatically mean you be crass, crude and have bad manners, SO BE POLITE & respectful if you wish for me to respond. That's me if you don't like it move onto another profile where some old slapper I'm sure will. Thanking you :-) **** I'm not interested if your over 45 or married no point in messaging me. Nor if you have no substance by that I mean your life is mearly about "hanging out with your mates & football" only,...
Right gunna fill this out as people getting annoyed with me !!!! Not after a quickie after 2 messages from basically strangers, as I do have standards!!!! Yes I'm newly single so I'm just looking for what's about at the moment and see where it takes me :) oh and I'm a big girl so understand thas not everyone's cuppa tea :) Totally get that ill probably not get any messages now I've said all that lolol No pic no answer
Ok so im just looking for a bit if fun....nsa ....with an attractive guy in local area....nothing complicated!!
few drinks...bit of a laugh. I suppose ideally I'm looking for......chemistry ......that raw animal
magnetism....where you can't take your hands off each other.....just looking at each other turns you on.....
Will supply more photos.....if you take my fancy!!!ha ha
Happily Married so just looking for chat and a giggle, hubby knows i am on here, so nothing to hide from my end,. but i appreciate that may not always be the case for others, so discretion assured :-D
The end game for me is to potentially meet up with someone who takes my fancy, with my husbands approval of course!
This is the exception rather than the rule though, I am not here to shag around. .. if your profile picture is your cock, then instantly not interested, I like to see who I am chatting to at the off!
Hi.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx
I'm a 45 year old woman who's looking for a genuine guy as I've been trapped in a dead relationship ( excuse the expression) for years and is looking for some excitement in my life. I would like to meet someone (preferably single) for an affair as I don't like the term fuck buddy. I would like to meet up on a regular basis as I'm not into one night stands. I've never done anything like this before and find it quite exciting, hoping to find someone who's up for a laugh. I'm not looking for a relationship but hey you never know how things turn out. Would be easier to meet up in the day. Please don't get in touch if your just after a one night stand!!!