Hi guys!
Please don't send cock pictures too me I'm too classy for that :) x
I want a Sherlock to my Irene Adler :) xx
wow what im looking for well firstly im not looking for anything strong at the moment , I like a man too be in good shape im looking for a one off fuck and that is all if you have partner or a fb that wants to join in then all well and good as im also bi so swing both ways but im into most things I squirt too, you have to know what ur doing tbh and I like a guy who can go for ages and knows what he wants don't do want boreing want excitement
I'm looking for someone to enjoy sex with who I also like as a person to spend time hanging out and having a laugh with. Not interested in one night stands, just some nsa fun that benefits both parties. If you are in a relationship, married or unhappily married - with or without permission for extra curricula activities - then I'm not for you as I don't play with other people's toys. Oh and guys, a picture of your dick is all well and good but I'd rather see your face to know if I would possibly be attracted to you in the first place and not just see what you're packing in your trousers, no matter how impressive you think it is. As long as you know what to do with it then it would all work out in the end anyway ;)
Just want fun!
Hi.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx
Hi guys I'm 33 bbw, looking for a big fat cock, preferably older, I hear there lots of big boobs in orpington, anyone had a busty girl from orpington? X
People with 'cock pics' for their profile pic need not message me as I find they are what theyre showing - A total Dick!!! I find it quite insulting really as youre assuming i'm gonna be ok with u flashing ur (usually small and ugly) bits - and it does the complete opposite of what im assuming the intenton is - its a total turn off!! So.........................no dick pics!!!! At the risk of soundling like a right picky bitch (after all this is the bit when i say what I want and don't want) please do not send me any of those 'sexy scenarios'!! Everyone that does it thinks theyr'e being unique - erm ur not!! Its not a turn on and i dont even read them anymore - if u wanna get to know me chat to me - by telling me ur gonna give me the best sex of my life or orgasms that are gonna have me screaming and writhing in ecstasy (ur words not mine) then I lose interest straight away and ur attempt at being sexy kinda falls flat!! And as for what I do want - ask me!!! Talk to me - I wont...
I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. Lol x Just love a Real Confident, Cocky and Dominant Man's man...though I also can be Confident, little Cocky and Dominant too, when in the sack!...ESPECIALLY... when there's that pure Animalistc Chemistry there!...Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY are there no genuine men out there!? Please NO BULLSHITTERS just wanting fun, to get their kicks or thrills online...but when it comes down to it...YOU can't deliver in person!!!...or you can't come up with the goods!!! WTF! Please don't contact me!!! ....As I...
I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. To be honest, I am more interested in real Meets......Much more exciting. So if you think you got the BALLS to walk the walk, NOT just TALK the talk...Bring it on!!!...... ....Lol x Just love a Real Confident, Cocky and Dominant Man's man...though I also can be Confident, little Cocky and Dominant too, when called 4.....ESPECIALLY... when there's that pure Animalistc Chemistry there!. I do have a weakness for men of Water Star Signs...Can't help it!!! ......Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY...
Im an easy going, playful, fun loving little lady who loves a laugh!
Although I enjoy being single, I could certainly squeeze some naughty fun into my life! Nothing serious, no pressure, just some NSA good times!! Not looking for Mr Right, but wouldn't mind some playtime with Mr Naughty!!
I don't really have a type. I like a confident (not arrogant!!) man who looks after themselves. A cheeky grin & mischievous eyes are definite pluses! I don't take much seriously (including myself) and love a bit of cheeky banter so you'd need a good sense of humour to put up with me!
If you think you could keep me amused and fancy being teased and pleased by an open minded, adventurous lass then message me and lets chat!! x
A young at heart sixty-something who likes to keep herself fit. Looking to chat to and maybe more with athletic guys 20-35 who appreciate a more mature lady.
In a sexless marriage and need fun If you want some beautiful skinny woman that's not me I'm neither of them so don't waste both our time ok .
Hi guys i'm Katie a 45 year old new to this sort of thing so probably sound very amateur .I am a tall girl who has a curvy figure big boobs and long legs .I prefer stocky men and i like someone who can initially make me feel at ease and allow me to be myself .if you can make me smile that is even better
I am looking for someone to flirt with me initially and maybe more if i like your profile.
I like abs eyes and bottoms so if you can provide these pics and I feel attracted to your profile would be very interested in meeting you
I just want to play really initially and we will take it from there looking for a very discreet fling thank you for looking Katie x
Just here for chat, not interested in meeting up. If you can string a sentence together without text speak then please do send a message
Hi, not sure what to write. Well I'm not a skinny size 0 but I'm not huge either lol. I'm mixed race & I luv men with big muscles, tattoos, piercings... I'm a very shy person :-)
ok a little bit about me im divorced have been for a while now looking for a man that can satisfy my needs.i love experimenting in the bedroom and out doors the thought of being caught is such a turn on.so if you think you could help out get in touch xx
Hi am looking for some good clean fun...... Or ,,,,, lets make it up as we go x
Am easy going .
Want so fun but not with loads of guys looking for some regular fun times nothing heavy ..
Ask away !!!***
Tall, intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!