hello there i am after discrete relationships with fun and everything that goes with it.no smokers please and only want men in a twenty mile radius.married or men in relationships need not reply I like to find my own men who can spare time for fun x i am an extremely top heavy hispanic latino lady that's naturally top heavy so if you're in to big boobs i'm your girl x i am looking for a special someone who can fulfill all my sexual needs so if you think you are man enough to handle this and be my play mate then send me a message xxi am much in need of a mot and servicing i will be waiting to hear from you lol lara
I'm looking to be very discreet about this site, girl has needs but doesn't want any strings
..Im changing my profile again sorry as wellas getting slated by a guy on this site that thinks it disgusting that i prefer younger guys as ive put age range so dont want to offend any guy over the age of 40!! If your interested in me fine but please dont waste my time and yours if you want to play games messaging ringing ect and then nothing! .Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...live covent garden and brighton for night... life .Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now ....and again go with the flow and just .be upfront and honest .
I have just received two messages offering me money not amused before you message me please read my profile .Here goes if we message and we get on great and meet up but if not interested dont waste my time i wont waste yours arranging to meet then dont bother if want to play games fine not with me havent the time not interested in me not a prob each to there own....Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free I will be honest i do prefer the company of younger guys . .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...love covent garden and brighton for night... life.Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now
and again as i work three nights enjoy gym ect and we all like our space and see where it goes all i ask is be upfront and honest
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
More than a few tattoos, if this doesn't interest you no need to insult just move on!! Needs someone to fit around my times and keep up! High sex drive but doesn't want more than one partner!
Ideally prefer you to be under 45 yrs of age
I don't want to have to take the lead and turned on by the thought of mild domination.
I'm also not looking to be someones new sexual encounter of older women either.
Regular dates with someone would be good
Open to trying new things within reason x
Hate doing these just looking for nsa fun hopefully regular meet for some great sex xx im a size 16 but have natural 42f tits
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
I can be a bit quite when I first meet someone I don't know, but don't let that put you off. I've been on my own for quite a while now, so I'm looking for some nsa sex fun indoors/outside. I have a good sense of humour & willing to try anything within reason. Hope to hear from you soon! I'm unable to accommodate.
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of energy and I am a tactile and a sensual person. I would love to have sex with a well endowed male with girth as it feels so good, and a female with big breasts but realise I may not get this. I hope to find people that are reasonably near to me as don't like driving much. Anything else you would like to know please ask. I also like light bondage and spanking but nothing heavy.
No married men thank you. X
Ideally looking for a friend with benefits, I work shifts, and don't want a full blown relationship, but some company every now and then would be nice :)
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I don't want anyone older than me, in fact I would prefer someone a bit younger.
I think at some point, I would quite like a serious relationship, so I would just like to think that that particular door is not completely closed.
I will say this now so as not to disappoint. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone who is married or still involved with their partner, I will talk to you or be a friend, but I feel it somehow undignified to be 'the other woman'. I was cheated on for ten years and know how that feels, so I don't want to encourage or entice anyone to do that. Also, I would like to think that if any 'love' developed, both parties would be free to...
New to this, looking for NSA fun :p
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I can have fun with. I particularly love the idea of a confident slightly dominating man in bed or a guy who would maybe willing to explore my fantasies x
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x