
Ok so iv bin on here a while now n have managed to have some fun and as much as I have enjoyed I believe I'm now looking for something a little bit more than NSA but not the full on relationship either if that interests u then please get in touch
I'm Happy go lucky with a G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 27 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat thanks for reading n Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
I love experimenting in the bedroom and in other places too, have a go at most things. Little shy at first but if you get by that there is no stopping me. Ive enjoyed 1 on 1 with a woman but enjoy men more.
I have a few fantansie ld like to have a black cock (well hung), a 3sum mmf or ffm, there's others but not telling yet!! (have ticked one fantasy) Looking for fun, you only have one life to lead so get on and live it xx
PS I don't drive so can't met up with anyone half way or all the way sorry xx
hi, I'm Gail, I'm lady of few words but a woman of action! Looking for younger men who have got a bit of conversation as well as being naughty. I like someone with a bit of intelligence, a sense of humour and must be genuine people. I don't meet just anyone and not looking to sleep my way through safefling.I have a great sense of humour and genuine. I'll add more as I think of it.
Back again................ Still none the wiser as to what I'm after, sometimes I think I want a relationship, sometimes just friends with benefits............I do know that I have to find a man physically and intellectually attractive. One night/no strings is not really my thing and definitely not interested in anybody who is married or in a relationship. Would need to see a recent face pic before I agree to meet, obviously willing to share mine too. PLEASE READ THE ABOVE BEFORE MESSAGING ME
hi i have a wicked sense of humour , I think it is an important to be able to have a laugh together don't you ???? what am I looking for ???? well I would like to meet someone to spend a bit of time with to suit both . it is good to go out for nice meal ,day out , or just be together !!! at this moment in time I enjoy my independence and I am not looking for that 24 / 7 relationship , but good to have that someone to have fun times with .....
I'm a horny little devil right now. In fact all day every day lately! I love middle of the night sex. I love to dress up in sexy undies but willing to dress up in pretty much anything I want hot sexy fun. Someone who will take control and tell me what they want. I want to be a dominatrix. Also someone who can be my sex slave . I love watching porn gets me right in the mood . I want someone to share and recreate all our wildest fantasies together. So don't just massage hi message me your wild fantasies and I'll see if you interest me? Or it's something I fancy joining you with!
PLEASE READ PROFILE
We don't need to do this, we enjoy doing it.
Please don't bother "winking"
Married woman. Like to chat on here. No one under fifty thanks.It will be a night out for the three of us to meet and get to chat. Then if we all like each other we get down to enjoying each others bodies. My husband and I have a wonderful sex life. Need you to add an extra pair of hands and tongue.
My husband is straight.
Have a urge to try a threesome with you and my husband.We are together on this quest as a couple plus one. NONE SMOKERS ONLY PLEASE. DON'T CALL ME BABE,HUN,ETC.DONT TRY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A SEXUAL REMARK. .BE OVER 30. DONT WINK. DONT ASK FOR MORE PICTURES.
WILLING TO JOIN A THREESOME. IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAIL ME USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAKE IT MORE THAN ONE LINE. MUST EVENTUALLY HAVE FACE PICTURE. THANKS BOYS