
Just looking for a bit of fun, new to this so bare with me with replying! Want a real man who knows what he's doing ;) No I don't want to dress you up as a girl I'm kinky but defo not like that....!! Also I am NOT interested in men who have girlfriends/wife's...stop coming on these sites and show your woman some lovin'!
FYI - I'm on "friends with benefits" and have one profile only. I'm not a fake I'm fussy as we all have a right to be. Well travelled, confident, gobby and high maintenance but that said I'm great company and not at all modest lol I wanna get stuck in to all that life has to offer. You can read into that what you like!!! I'm a power lifter with a penchant for good lingerie, high heels and tall good looking YOUNGER men. For some reason most of the older divorced chaps are more bitter than un ripened lemons and I can't be doing with it. I have a very sharp and on occasion, acerbic wit and I am not afraid to use it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Honestly just looking for sex no chit chat just sex. If your looking for Kate moss I'm afraid can't help you, I'm more of an adele, but I love my curves and you wouldn't be disappointed. Love oral sex then being rammed hard from behind. Horny all the time can't accom but have a car do can travel. One of my biggest fantasys is to have a MMF so maybe this can happen. And so the profile says I'm not thin!! For gods sake expect it and don't email me if it bothered u!
Slim, educated, creative, imaginitive woman who has played it safe with social norms all her life, and who would be appalled at herself for advertising for passion. But you know what? I'm tired of living in my comfort zone... I'm single and I'd love some intimate contact while I'm between relationships...just for fun. I don't fall in love easily and the 'inbetween' stage can last a long time! I'm adventurous, outgoing, stylish.. not looking to meet with lots of men, just one or two who are perhaps committed elsewhere (or not) but need some kind of release every now and again with a discreet woman, be it weekends, weekdays, evening, lunch hours, on the way home..... No strings, no seriousness, just two people, getting together for some laughs, games and adventure.... As many photos as you want are available on request... as long as you don't ask for them in text speak.
I'm looking for someone to enjoy sex with who I also like as a person to spend time hanging out and having a laugh with. Not interested in one night stands, just some nsa fun that benefits both parties. If you are in a relationship, married or unhappily married - with or without permission for extra curricula activities - then I'm not for you as I don't play with other people's toys. Oh and guys, a picture of your dick is all well and good but I'd rather see your face to know if I would possibly be attracted to you in the first place and not just see what you're packing in your trousers, no matter how impressive you think it is. As long as you know what to do with it then it would all work out in the end anyway ;)
Ok im a beautiful sassy Italian blonde who is looking for some action with a stunning fit handsome man, is that you?????? Seriously lol I am a mum of a very special child. I am also working hard down the gym with my trainer to get the strength to keep up with one of you lucky guys lol ... I have had allot of experience with relationships and I now know which men I should not have gone for. I am a happy go lucky girl and would like entertainment , good fun, fine food , respect, good conversation with a man who is honest moralistic and truthful i do not like lies!. I am a very spiritual girl and am looking to regain the light I have lost in my life over the last 10 years. But first I want lots of FUN!!!! am I for you?
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. But have come to the conclusion that what you guys say you want and actually want are very different things!! Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call. A guy to meet up with on...