Just to update, I read all my messages and respond accordingly. I am not interested in couples or threesomes. I am sensitive in the right area. Loves to talk dirty, which girl doesn't like to be spoilt pampered and enjoy nice gifts. I am up for a laugh and looking for a fun person.
A girl can be the nicest, most respectable, intelligent and thoughtful girl you know, but at the end of the day she slides her hand between her legs and plays with her pussy while thinking about being completely and utterly USED!
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
I am Hannah! I am from the northwich area, but spend alot of time in manchester as that is where I work. I am 23 .. X
I'm a horny little devil right now. In fact all day every day lately! I love middle of the night sex. I love to dress up in sexy undies but willing to dress up in pretty much anything I want hot sexy fun. Someone who will take control and tell me what they want. I want to be a dominatrix. Also someone who can be my sex slave . I love watching porn gets me right in the mood . I want someone to share and recreate all our wildest fantasies together. So don't just massage hi message me your wild fantasies and I'll see if you interest me? Or it's something I fancy joining you with!
50 year old lady, looking for male company for nights out/in.......Love the outdoors and walking.
Hello all! slightly oddly humoured woman seeks some fun with a tall, fit, intelligent, witty, kind and passionate man.... I'm not interested in one night stands, not interested in gratuitous no strings sex .... learning someone's body takes time, and I love to learn! I'd like one guy to spend time with ...go out with... laugh with...who knows...don't get me wrong, I have no desire to have a full on relationship either.. ...If you want to know more about me, ask away.... (Sorry, but if you are married or attached, please don't message me. I won't answer.)
I'm just looking for one regular FB. Preferably between age of 44-55, but we have have some sort if "spark" together.
I enjoy having sex (lots of it, even with a bit of kink thrown in lol), but im in a sexless marriage, i'm not looking for anything to change that, i just want to have some fun with someone
I'm very happy in my life and how I look, I'm a larger woman, size 16/18, (not to many men's taste), wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I'm not Angelina Jole either.....
I'm looking for someone, who wants to chat, flirt, sex talk, etc, but would like to meet up possibly once a week/ fortnight
I love hairy chested men, there's just something about it!!!
Thanks for reading.
Get in touch
Mand x
I have filter set, so if you outside them you will get an automated response
***DONT QUESTION Y I AV MY PICS WEN IM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. I JUST DO!!***
Don't waste both our times. If Ur not looking for long term relationship. An don't bother if your not between the ages of 29 an 40.
Don't want to jump straight into relationship. Nice chat an giggle first get to kno each other. But if u don't want long term then keep lookin at other profiles.
ABOUT ME. I'm Happy go lucky fun loving woman.
Im in a wheelchair. I was born this way so stop asking if I had an accident! It gets annoying. Has ppl never heard of being born wit a disability. An immediately jump to "oh she's in a chair. Must b an accident" If thats a problem then dont talk to me.
Im NOT looking for nsa an im NOT looking for anyone younger than 29 And older than 40.
But a chat an giggle an see where things go. An u never know. In the future i AM looking for long term relationship.
Looking for "the one" That special guy who knows how to make a girl laugh, whirl her round a dancefloor wine and dine her like a lady then get down and dirty when the lights are dimmed! Slim - Average - Athletic build only Like to spend my weekends camping scooter / music festivals outdoor swimming walking etc need someone up for fun both in and out of the bedroom. I do need to find you physically attractive facial wise so you must be able to show me a recent face photo and if I like what I see I'm happy to do the same