Firstly my age is 57 not 47 prob with my typing but dont look look me age......... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for one nice gentkeman...I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... So if you like the sound of me please get in touch
Yes I know i got a couple of profiles but it's this 1 I'm using.. I like having fun love 69s x I enjoyed giving deep throat. I Like it outside especially when it's warm being bent over a bonnet. Mmmmm,. Bigger the better.. please call me Jo.No I don't like cock up my arse (sorry if this offends anyone).
Looking for something casual.
Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there.
Married men, someone younger or long distance, as lovely as you may be, aren't really what I'm looking for.
In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with.
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Looking for something casual, regular. Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there. In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with. X
UPDATE : Thank you to all for your many messages/offers......we are considering some possible options & will be in touch soon.....we're not looking for single guys that only send one liners - you must have something more about you to 'spark' our interest.....also don't bother wasting your time constantly 'winking' or messaging without pics & a profile THESE WILL BE DELETED. I'm in a very hot & horny, loving relationship....but am rather naughty & saucy & like to be led astray in the right surroundings. I have an exploratory bi side which I would like to explore more with like minded females/couples (with my partners approval & participation). We've dipped our toes in the water (so to speak) on the swinging scene & would like to explore more in the right company (with a strong social element).....we're open to suggestions PS I have an addiction to classy, sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc.....and LOVE being sprayed with cum.....we're interested in exploring dogging & bukakee options with the right connections......any genuine suggestions? T xx (& J)
hi we are a couple, looking for a sub female, or couple,will try most things, with the right people,very easy going, look forward to hearing from you, thanks lucy x ps no single males, don't bother with winks they get deleted females or couples only
I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I prefer proper session either in your house or a hotel where we share the cost! No time wastes or pic collectors. I am happy to have a MMF also but my hubby does not join in. I prefer my men between 28-43 years of age, good looking and if you are built you will go straight to the top of my list ;)
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
Hi I'm a hot bloody 43 year old, I have a good appetite & I love nearly all aspects of sex.I'm not looking for loads off one offs, looking to find a regular friend.
My likes are oral, given & receiving, massage, a bit of role play, outdoor meets, indoor meets. I can meet during day, term time. I love a good banta Pryer to meeting, gets the juices going lol.
My dislikes are, no pee, no poo, no facial, & no anal. Everyone has there preferences I know.
I'm very bi too, so if there's any sexy ladies out there who want either try this out, or are bi themselves, come say hi
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes and unable to accommodate
If you like the look of me drop me a line, I do have filters in place so if under 38 or over 50 I'm sorry but I will not reply.
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Thanks for viewing my profile and look forward to hearing from you ;)
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
im looking to explore my sexuality and try new things, im fun, adventurous, and have a great personality, im a larger lady, and im new to being bi and like to explore s and m roles and bdsm not into it heavily though just curious and want to find out more about it. im looking for swingers as recently been introduced to swinging parties, couples as a threesome or foursome with another male i know, same sex one on one sessions. Please if you want to message me lets talk first build up a rapport use your imagination wont reply to guys who havent got a photo or who send me want a quick shag or suck my dick etc big turn off guys in it for themselves. and who only want a quick release Im not ruling out meeting someone who wants to take it to another level either im quite easy going and like to go with the flow and if it feels right for both then why not.
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I can have fun with. I particularly love the idea of a confident slightly dominating man in bed or a guy who would maybe willing to explore my fantasies x
I'm looking for a fuck buddy only to be able to be available when I want fucking ! I'm a very naughty curvy big titted lady who loves to fuck, suck and play naughty role play games. I also love acting out fantasies and love dressing up. I am selective and sorry I won't reply to anyone over 40 so please don't waste your time thanks love sasha x
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
PLEASE NOTE WE ARE A COUPLE AND DO NOT MEET ON OUR OWN - We have experienced threesomes before but would like to try new things with my partner and someone else YOU MUST REALLY BE ABLE TO ACCOMODATE........PLEASE NO-ONE FROM OUTSIDE OF THE THANET AREA OR OVER THE AGE OF 40 PLEASE