
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Hi I'm looking for NSA fun, I love everything about sex every position, oral giving as well as receiving love passionate, hot, hard n steamy sex, love watching porn seriously dnt no y it bothers other women, looking for someone who can make me scream wiv pleasure!! Pics av brown hair but gone blonde now, would like to meet a guy av a drink n c wot happens really profiles r so boring aren't they ha, love looking at profiles especially wiv saucy pics makes me very horny mmmmm yes wot I would give to b riding cowgirl rite now............even tho I love sex I can't just drop everything to meet ya I've got priorities so the only way would b to properly arrange it
just on here for a bit of fun, im 32 with 42 dd's and love sharing pics. Online fun to begin with and possible meets for right person or people. Only interested in older men age 50 plus so please dont bother me unless you are above this age thanks. i am very sub and love to be dominated and told what to do, into the very kinky and dirty stuff and love to be talked to and treated like a cheap slut, so if your the soft and passionate type im really not for you lol.
Hi im a busy lady and can only do weekday daytime meets.
im seeking ns dis fun with only one regular man, nothing heavy ,
U can ask me anything, I might not always answer lol,
I like to have a laugh and see if there is any connection, go out for lunch or just a cofee,
I cannot accommodate sorry,
No smokers thankyou. Please don't message me if u haven't a profile or a pic,or if u have a penis pic as I like to keep that to the bedroom as a treat, if u do I will just delete.
P.S must have hair on head but none on face xxx
ALSO yes I am married so if your offended u think it's not right don't contact me.
Oh and your not the only one that likes ladies ;)))) X
DO NOT WINK AT ME AS I JUST DELIETE THEM
P.S. CAN'T MEET DURING SCHOIL HOLIDAYS
Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and engages in The Rules of The Game...I'm not about to open my home, lie back, share myself and then be ok when he gets up to leave...If you want a mistress, I want some fun.
I'm an earthy woman. A big woman. (If skinny and pert is your thing...then trot on and let's not waste precious time!). I am thunderous of thigh, winged of arm, peachy of bottom and yielding of tummy. Think Dawn French, six inches taller and more proportionate...just not quite as talented or amusing!
If you expect me to drop my knickers on a first date...you will be bitterly disappointed. It won't happen. I'm here to meet a man who has genuine intention.
Sex always gets better with familiarity and intellectual connection...foreplay comes in many guises. Dining...
Looking for friendship, like going out for a drink maybe a meal, then coming home for lots of fun.
I do have a voracious sexual appetite, so need a younger man and I mean a little younger than me, need him to keep me satisfied.
Please do not wink, or add me to your Favorites list if we don't talk, it really seems pointless.
I like a man to be shaved very smooth in the lower regions, as this heightens the pleasure.
Also personal hygiene a must.
Back again................ Still none the wiser as to what I'm after, sometimes I think I want a relationship, sometimes just friends with benefits............I do know that I have to find a man physically and intellectually attractive. One night/no strings is not really my thing and definitely not interested in anybody who is married or in a relationship. Would need to see a recent face pic before I agree to meet, obviously willing to share mine too. PLEASE READ THE ABOVE BEFORE MESSAGING ME
hi, I'm Gail, I'm lady of few words but a woman of action! Looking for younger men who have got a bit of conversation as well as being naughty. I like someone with a bit of intelligence, a sense of humour and must be genuine people. I don't meet just anyone and not looking to sleep my way through safefling.I have a great sense of humour and genuine. I'll add more as I think of it.