Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be 6ft or taller (as i am tall) Oh yes!!! i like a man to be a man....especially in the bedroom !! i like a bit of "kink" and i like my man to be dominant. I am single and would prefer it if your not married....call me old fashioned!!! Well, not sure what else to put....might add some more at a later date.
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone.
may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me.
looking for someone to make me happy, and hopefully i can do the same for u ;-)
love films, love to cuddle up on the sofa with a good film and a great guy.
i have 5 tattoos. All have a meaning to me.
I live at home with my brother and dad, but can travel if the right person asks me to
I dress comfortably and how I want to. I don't wear skirts. I tend to wear jeans and a t-shirt and a hoody :)
If you are the guy for me, who appreciates whats in the inside instead of judging the outside, get in touch.
Am a natural woman with new found freedom so not looking for anything complicated. Just looking for the ONE for nsa sex when needed.
So I'm a single girl who really just wants to have some fun.. in and out the bedroom.. lol. I enjoy being single so not looking for anything too heavy. I like to go out for drinks and enjoy the company of someone I can have a laugh with.. life is too short for drama.. If I haven't messaged you back after you have sent me a couple please don't keep on.. it's nothing personal it just means after reading you're profile I don't think we would click. So obviously there would be no point in taking things any further. I hope you all get what you're looking for.. Good Luck
..Im changing my profile again sorry as wellas getting slated by a guy on this site that thinks it disgusting that i prefer younger guys as ive put age range so dont want to offend any guy over the age of 40!! If your interested in me fine but please dont waste my time and yours if you want to play games messaging ringing ect and then nothing! .Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...live covent garden and brighton for night... life .Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now ....and again go with the flow and just .be upfront and honest .
I have just received two messages offering me money not amused before you message me please read my profile .Here goes if we message and we get on great and meet up but if not interested dont waste my time i wont waste yours arranging to meet then dont bother if want to play games fine not with me havent the time not interested in me not a prob each to there own....Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free I will be honest i do prefer the company of younger guys . .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...love covent garden and brighton for night... life.Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now
and again as i work three nights enjoy gym ect and we all like our space and see where it goes all i ask is be upfront and honest
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
Firstly my age is not 47 in 57 but dont look it problem with my profile sorry.... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for fit men shaved and with a large member ....I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... oh and for you gentlemen who don't get it shaved means no PUBIC hairs guys thanks :-)
Firstly my age is 57 not 47 prob with my typing but dont look look me age......... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for one nice gentkeman...I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... So if you like the sound of me please get in touch
Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes and unable to accommodate
If you like the look of me drop me a line, I do have filters in place so if under 38 or over 50 I'm sorry but I will not reply.
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Thanks for viewing my profile and look forward to hearing from you ;)
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I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I prefer proper session either in your house or a hotel where we share the cost! No time wastes or pic collectors. I am happy to have a MMF also but my hubby does not join in. I prefer my men between 28-43 years of age, good looking and if you are built you will go straight to the top of my list ;)
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem
Horny woman looking for some NSA fun. 5'2" 34f gorgeous bod that needs more attention. If you think you are up for the challenge contact me. Guys, please note that I will want to meet socially first, there has to be a mutual attraction there. I won't play on first meet.x
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...
No face picture, no chat....sorry :-)