Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Hi! I'm half Italian, half-English, looking for good looking men to possibly have fun (and banter) with ( I am very selective, so if you don't have a picture, you probably won't get a reply, I need to see your face!). Although I understand due to work, some guys can't put their face up...but I find it uncomfortable rejecting people once a face pic has been e-mailed, so I am vastly avoiding faceless pics. I couldn't give a damn who sees me on here to be honest :-) Also, I can't really take a 'cock' pic seriously. Prefer talking to an actual face - haha! And 'webcam fun' does absolutely nothing for me, I prefer real life. I am a slim size 10 with curves in the right places. I frequent the gym, like to keep myself looking good and try not to look my age, although by no means high maintenance. I tend to go for younger men, but not exclusively. Am up for possible chats and drinks with guys with a bit of sex appeal about them, who have a good personality and are easy going like myself :-) By the way, I don't send out winks, so...
Hi! I'm half Italian, half-English, looking for good looking men to possibly have fun (and banter) with. I'm very selective. No pic, no reply. Although I understand due to work, some guys can't put their face up...but I find it uncomfortable rejecting people once a face pic has been e-mailed, so I am vastly avoiding those. Also, I can't really take a cock pic/cock in fanny pic/finger up arse pic seriously - I mean, I know we're all here for some fun, but I would think more of someone if they had a bit of class about them :-s Prefer to talk to an actual face, not a pair of hairy balls :-S I am a slim size 10 with curves in the right places. I frequent the gym, like to keep myself looking good and try not to look my age, although by no means high maintenance. I tend to go for younger guys. Am up for possible chats and drinks with guys with a bit of sex appeal about them, who have a good personality, I can have a good mental connection with and are easy going like myself :-) By the way, I don't send out winks,...
Good looking busty blonde, look younger than my years & very young at heart. Flexible & fit just not stick thin. Looking to have some mutual fun nights with decent gentlemen. So if your looking for something a little bit more decent than some on here I could be it. I joined date 4 sex, go out first then sexy fun after. ***Have to meet in public first off. I love sex and playing around but I'm not kinky so no gimp masks, swinging parties, golden showers etc for me thanks! Not here for penpals thanks seems a lot of you are all talk no action, shame. ;) Just because I am on a site for Sex/FWB does not automatically mean you be crass, crude and have bad manners, SO BE POLITE & respectful if you wish for me to respond. That's me if you don't like it move onto another profile where some old slapper I'm sure will. Thanking you :-) **** I'm not interested if your over 45 or married no point in messaging me. Nor if you have no substance by that I mean your life is mearly about "hanging out with your mates & football" only,...
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be 6ft or taller (as i am tall) Oh yes!!! i like a man to be a man....especially in the bedroom !! i like a bit of "kink" and i like my man to be dominant. I am single and would prefer it if your not married....call me old fashioned!!! Well, not sure what else to put....might add some more at a later date.
I'm looking for a tall sexy fun loving guy to enjoy London and see what happens. I have an hour glass figure, blue eyes and dark brown hair. I love trying new things, good coffee, picnics in the park, wandering and people watching! The irony is I'm not interested in seeing cock pics. Your face is what will attract me first, eyes and voice.
I enjoy lots of things and I can be very adventurous with the right guy. There should still be some mystery left in all things, some anticipation, some chase and excitement.
I'm not looking for one offs or jerk offs. If something more happens then great but I don't meet and get naked first... I'm not sure what other sites this one is attached to but I'm sure it is....
Winks or messages all good. If I get back to you, let's go. If not, don't be offended, that's life! It happens to us all..
***** Please don't email me if you are married.. I am NOT interested. Also please read the specifics, I DON'T go for short guys, over 5ft11 please, 6ft+ so much better. We all have our desires, so respect mine and don't...
Chloe-Slut has yet to add her profile.
Was Collared so thanks for looking, I won't be needing any advice, decided to see what else is out their as I guess size really does mater
Hi All,
I'm just looking to meet some new people, have a chat and see where it goes.
If we have a connection and decide to meet then this would be good.
Ebony and more.
So real, so true...*****QC.
Fun, sexy, wants a little fun
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
Hi I'm sharon nice girl like live bands meals out seaside walking outdoor cook friends family or watch dvd cuddle up sofa bottle I'm ex biker did have bandit 600 car now just come out long term relationship like abit fun but I'm abit delicate hopefully find nice man see where it takes us
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
Slim woman looking for fun and possible games. Would like a good Teacher to begin with and to ensure that I am obedient at all times. Mature Men only respond, no time wasters please. Also do not show body parts leave it to the imagination.
Hi there Looking for a regular thing as I believe that sex gets better with time. A bossy confident man is what I'm after. Need to meet for a drink/coffee first and see if we click. Please do not message me saying "oh I've got and empty house tonight", etc. That's just pathetic. No married men, no couples please.
Hi I am a bi curious sexy female looking for some fun with another female with me and hubby would be more with me!!
Discreet xxx clean xxx fit xxx it's out 1st time so come girls !!!
I am a confident big and beautiful black woman and mum looking for some fun, frolicking and maybe more. Recently divorced I would like to re-discover my sensual, sexual and intimate phyiscal nature again. Preferably like my mind as well as my body to be stimulated. I'm like a chocolate jewel rolled into one. Shiny on the outside and velvety on the inside. Pearlicious! I love going out, cinema, dinner, theatre, arts, walks etc. I have a fairly sophiscated style, easy going personality and funny sense of humour. I like a romance too, what woman doesn't but not sure this is the site for that? I'm no Meg Ryan ( more cross between Queen Latifah and Oprah Winfrey with a English accent!) But I can do that scene from When Harry met Sally and hopefully won't have to do the faking bits with you. I don't play with married men. Don't want complicated or serious committment. I am not into S&M, anything extreme or weird (I can get a painful drilling at the dentist, don't need it here!) so please don't contact me if you into any of that. If there is more to you than just a photo of...
I am not looking for anything serious or any commitments just yet looking for fun and excitement. I'm in good shape and have lots of energy.